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[hops]

As for the whole manly back thing, uh...I hear people find muscly fit girls attractive. So, like, you could have that going for you in the future. I guess. _{^{Shit I'm not good at talking with people about gender and stuff sorry.}}

I mean, I do. Whether muscley or squish, big girls are <3

That said, I am from Canada, and we need all hands on deck for when Winter arrives. Batten down the hatches, barricade the windows and doors, and when the crop fails, we need our reserves of bubble butts to survive!

* Descan may be a wee bit drunk.

still, muscley girls are <3

But aren't you gay? :/

As another gay person, I must agree that muscley girls are greater than three.
Colon three.

[itisnotlogical]

Yesterday I kept track of how many calories I consumed. It came out between 2100-2500. And that was an average day, food-wise. Man I need to start cutting back.

That's a pretty decent amount if you're not a potato rooted in place.

The recommended daily range for men is 2500-3000 per day, IIRC. The "2000 a day" featured on FDA-mandated nutrition labels is seemingly aimed at women and/or fat people.

I am overweight though, and besides work and the occasional "be a huge jackass with some dumbbells" rigmarole I'm mostly sedentary. Besides, I work at a fast-food restaurant, which has not been good for my diet lately.

[hops]

Okay, apparently my depressive moodswing this week has been replaced by fury and the urge to lash out at everyone.

Not really sure if this is a good or a bad thing, but I guess it helps that I'm going on a flight tomorrow so I can't actually lash out at anyone here.

[scrdest]

Yesterday I kept track of how many calories I consumed. It came out between 2100-2500. And that was an average day, food-wise. Man I need to start cutting back.

That's a pretty decent amount if you're not a potato rooted in place.

The recommended daily range for men is 2500-3000 per day, IIRC. The "2000 a day" featured on FDA-mandated nutrition labels is seemingly aimed at women and/or fat people.

At least the equivalent values here explicitly *are* aimed at women, it's stated explicitly in small print under the label. Presumably with the idea that caring for nutrition and health is for pussies, gimme a cheese-wraped-bacon-wrapped-cheese-wrapped-steak with mayo dip.

A 200-pound 20 y.o. man has a Basal Metabolic Rate of 2000 kcal. I.e. burns 2000 kcal even if he slept through the entire day.

[Skyrunner]

I wish I could eat more. Being 115lbs on a heavy day means your base metabolism is a measly 1800 kcal

[WillowLuman]

In some nearby alternate universe, there are likely dead me's. I'm sick today and I choked pretty badly on a sip of water, so now my voice is gone as well. This means missing a day of summer class, which hurts more than regular class to miss because it's three times as dense.

[Sirus]

As for the whole manly back thing, uh...I hear people find muscly fit girls attractive. So, like, you could have that going for you in the future. I guess. _{^{Shit I'm not good at talking with people about gender and stuff sorry.}}

I mean, I do. Whether muscley or squish, big girls are <3

That said, I am from Canada, and we need all hands on deck for when Winter arrives. Batten down the hatches, barricade the windows and doors, and when the crop fails, we need our reserves of bubble butts to survive!

* Descan may be a wee bit drunk.

still, muscley girls are <3

But aren't you gay? :/

As another gay person, I must agree that muscley girls are greater than three.
Colon three.

That would be "less than" three. Greater than three would be >3

[Helgoland]

Well, cleavage is nice too.

[Jopax]

What's that? Studying? Yeah that sounds fun, let me do less than an hour of that while wasting several painting :V

It's rare that I feel so bad about doing something I love and something that's a good thing overall.

[hops]

People seem to be thinking I'm dating my friend because we're gonna bang. Maybe it's just me but it made me realize that my mindset on romance is ruined and the idea of dating someone and being honestly in romantic love disgusts me, while I'm totally fine with sex.

[Eric Blank]

Hey man, at least you can find someone for the one or the other.

* Eric Blank mopes in loneliness some more.

[scrdest]

What's that? Studying? Yeah that sounds fun, let me do less than an hour of that while wasting several painting :V

It's rare that I feel so bad about doing something I love and something that's a good thing overall.

I know, right? If I had an important exam next day, every single day of the year, I'd make Mozart look like Rebecca Black by the end of it.

[Orange Wizard]

Hey man, at least you can find someone for the one or the other.

Let's mope in loneliness together. Nothing could possibly go wrong.

[Helgoland]

Do I ship it? I would if that orange was a peach, I guess.

[Yoink]

Spoiler: Speaking of shipping... (click to show/hide)

I really hope the parcel I'm waiting for arrives today.
It probably won't. This is a pre-emptive Sad.