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[Spehss _]

It's a dorm party.

Let the alcohol take care of your lack of people skills.

I said cocoa. Did I not say cocoa? It wouldn't surprise me if the cocoa were spiked, but that would technically be illegal because this campus is technically a "dry" campus and doesn't permit the consumption of alcohol on campus despite said college being a notorious "party" college.

so, no booze, only hot chocolate. Probably.

[Descan]

"Hot" "chocolate".

[Helgoland]

Weed, then?

Seriously, go there and start talking. If nothing else helps, start talking about how you don't know what to talk about. It's a great icebreaker, believe me - you'll be the guy who relieved everyone of that horrible awkward silence!

[Spehss _]

"Hot" "chocolate".

"air" "quotes"

I'm quickly losing interest in going out and socializing now anyway. The moment of weakness has passed, and I have other stuff to do. Like studying for finals. Or procrastinating on studying for finals. Or sleeping. Or procrastinating on sleeping.

[Dutchling]

It's a dorm party.

Let the alcohol take care of your lack of people skills.

I said cocoa. Did I not say cocoa? It wouldn't surprise me if the cocoa were spiked, but that would technically be illegal because this campus is technically a "dry" campus and doesn't permit the consumption of alcohol on campus despite said college being a notorious "party" college.

so, no booze, only hot chocolate. Probably.

You said dorm. Did you not say dorm? It would surprise me if there were no alcohol involved, as it is technically illegal for students to party while sober even though they're technically attending a "cacao" party which doesn't permit the consumption of non-chocolate beverages even though goddammit I'm getting tired of this.

[TamerVirus]

It's probably one of those dorm gov. Sponsored events.

[Descan]

"Hot" "chocolate".

"air" "quotes"

I'm quickly losing interest in going out and socializing now anyway. The moment of weakness has passed, and I have other stuff to do. Like studying for finals. Or procrastinating on studying for finals. Or sleeping. Or procrastinating on sleeping.

The secret to getting good studying done is to use it as procrastination for sleep.

The secret to getting enough sleep is to use it as procrastination for studying.

[Dutchling]

The secret to not doing both is the internet.

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

Well my girl friend is extremely anti social
This is saddening

[Sirus]

I wanted to watch giant robots smashing up giant monsters, so I popped my copy of Pacific Rim into the computer. The disk is all scratched up and no longer works :C

[Lord Shonus]

Take it to a used media store or a video rental place. They generally have the equipment to repair discs, and will do so for a small fee.

[Orange Wizard]

Alternatively, piracy. Piracy is always the answer.

[JoshuaFH]

I can't even tell you guys how much of a scrub at life I am right now.

I've completely neglected to grab gas for my car, wasn't even thinking about it, and I run out and stop completely dead on the side of the road ON MY WAY TO WORK.

Just wow Josh, just fuckin wow. What a dumb dipshit I am, especially since this is the 2nd time this has happened.

My Mom picked me up and let me take her minivan to work, but there will be NO END to the condescending, patronizing browbeating I will receive.

Just fuck my life. So completely worthless.

[Yoink]

My teeth are ugly.

Also, @ Spehss_: Pre-drink. That's the solution.

[Tack]

Southern comfort makes every cocoa actual cocoa.
Or baileys, depending on taste.