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[AlleeCat]

I went clothes shopping today. Everything was going great; Everything I found was cheap and it all fit and I didn't even have to pay anything myself because my supervisor was paying for everything. Got about $180 worth of great stuff, and left almost all of it at the bus stop for less than 5 minutes, on accident. When I came back, it was gone.
All I have left is 3 of the 15 items I got. I'm starting to remember why I should never be allowed to do anything by myself again.

[Mr. Strange]

I went clothes shopping today. Everything was going great; Everything I found was cheap and it all fit and I didn't even have to pay anything myself because my supervisor was paying for everything. Got about $180 worth of great stuff, and left almost all of it at the bus stop for less than 5 minutes, on accident. When I came back, it was gone.
All I have left is 3 of the 15 items I got. I'm starting to remember why I should never be allowed to do anything by myself again.

I do the opposite and keep all the bags and whatever I carry always at hand since I'm worried that I'll forget them if let them down. Then I keep opening them constantly to make sure I have everything I needed with me, just to be sure.

That's sucky of her. Most important news should be delivered in person.

Reminded me of the text conversation I saw.

Your dad died

Oh good, he's been underground for the past 3 years

Could have just told me I got the wrong number you ass

No, YOU are the ass. If someone's dad dies they deserve at the very least a phone call, not just a fucking text

I have that saved, somewhere...

[TD1]

Heh, my brother's girlfriend broke up with him over text after 6 months. Granted, they are 16, so puppy love et al.

[flabort]

ow-ow-owoooooooeeeeeeeee
my legs are killing me
wimper

[ChairmanPoo]

Does anybody else get "Sharktopus" vibes from "Jurassic World"?

[smjjames]

Does anybody else get "Sharktopus" vibes from "Jurassic World"?

How is that a sad and I have no idea what you're talking about.

[flabort]

Does anybody else get "Sharktopus" vibes from "Jurassic World"?

How is that a sad and I have no idea what you're talking about.

I think he's talking about this, but I'm not sure what Sharktopus is supposed to be or why it's sad.

[TamerVirus]

1. Jurassic World is the next in the line of Jurassic Park movies, due 2015
2. Sharktopus is a movie from SyFy.
3. The sad comes from 1. feeling like 2. Which is comparable to having a child from two majorly successful parents aspire to being a kung fu clown mechanic or something

[MaximumZero]

What if Kabuki Engine Block Theater becomes super popular and makes the actors really wealthy?

[Vector]

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[Sirus]

Nothing like a 13-hour-non-stop shift to kick off Thanksgiving. I just got home 15 minutes ago.

[Orange Wizard]

huuuuuuuuuhhhh

too hot

lousy summer weather

[LordSlowpoke]

water

surround yourself in it you goof

get a fucking bucket, put some water in it, and stick your feet in that

water conducts heat

water doesn't get warmed up easily

why do you think people die in deserts there's no goddamn water there unless you bring it yourself

that and because you're in australia because australia is totally the only place in the world with a desert and that place is just full of australians

even better, put some frozen water in that water so you can be surrounded by water while the water turns into more water what else you can want from life donuts maybe but now you're just being greedy aren't you

[Arx]

Nothing like a 13-hour-non-stop shift to kick off Thanksgiving. I just got home 15 minutes ago.

That is bad. Is it even legal? Do the breaks every four hours make it not one shift or something? Your company sounds generally non-terrible, though.

Also is it Thanksgiving today?

[Yoink]

I bought the new Dragon Age game. Well, that was dumb of me.