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[WillowLuman]

Most of the food I have is in jars, none of which I can open. Damnit, it was exactly this problem I hoped to solve by working out. My scrawny little brother was popping them just fine on move-in day.

[Graknorke]

Most of the food I have is in jars, none of which I can open. Damnit, it was exactly this problem I hoped to solve by working out. My scrawny little brother was popping them just fine on move-in day.

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[MaximumZero]

Most of the food I have is in jars, none of which I can open. Damnit, it was exactly this problem I hoped to solve by working out. My scrawny little brother was popping them just fine on move-in day.

Drop and give me 20, soldier! Actually, something that would be more useful would be to improve your grip strength via grip exercises. There's a lovely discussion about squeezing lemons that Sappho and Vector had a while back. Just do me a favor if you're anything like me: wear goggles when you squeeze the lemon. Lemon chunks in the eyes do not feel good. At all.

[Descan]

squeeze the lemon sounds like a euphemism

not sure what for

not sure I want to know what for

[KingofstarrySkies]

ooh yeah descan

squeeze that lemon

[Worldmaster27]

look

it doesn't matter if its a euphemism

just accept it and squeeze that lemon

[KingofstarrySkies]

DO IT DESCAN

FOR THE CHILDREN!

SQUUUEEEZZEEEEE THE LEEEMMMOOOOONNNN

[Graknorke]

Gee, is there some sort of lemon party going on in here?

[Spehss _]

squeeze the lemon sounds like a euphemism

not sure what for

not sure I want to know what for

it can be a euphemism for whatever you want it to be

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[KingofstarrySkies]

C'MERE, WE'RE SQUEEZING ALL THE LEMONS EVER

why is noone stopping meeee

[Furtuka]

Feeling bad for a friend of mine who told me about the problems he's having with his roommate. Apparently when he was trying to go to sleep one night his roommate came in with a girl and just started having sex with her right on his bed. And the girl was a screamer. And then when my friend called him out on it he held over the fact that friend plays League of Legends when he's in the room. Which I don't really get but I guess its cause he shouts a lot when he does based on our teamspeak conversations?


On a more personal thing I'm feeling really stressed over how I don't understand my math class this year and I'm considering dropping it.

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

Stress relief tip
If you own a gun or blade or blunt object;buy a pack of crap soda, water Mellon, misc fruit, lemons, bottles, jars, etc
Line them up in a place where you can shoot/hit them
And shoot/beat them out of existence


Most stress relieving thing I've ever done, broken things with a pick axe

[Orange Wizard]

Breaking things with a pickaxe is awesome. Until you break the pickaxe.

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

Ya but up until that point though

[KingofstarrySkies]

I once stabbed an orange with the largest knife I could find.

It was glorious. II, C'MERE!