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[Hanslanda]

A dog shouldn't block all traffic, you could drive around it.

You could either call a vet, I guess. Or go over and snap it's neck. Put it out of it's misery.

That's a good way to get killed. Wounded animals of any variety are extremely dangerous.

[hops]

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Truean: ACTION LAWYER

This needs to be a thing.

[penguinofhonor]

blast from the past time

Truean, you live in a crime drama, not an action movie.

I would watch the Truean Crime Drama Show.

...actually, have you considered teaming up with an author and telling your life story at some point? Seriously, this shit is gold.

It'd be like that war movie of a true story that had to be toned down because nobody believed it was true.

And there could be a filler episode wherein Truean tells us about the idiots in the industry, such as the lawyer who attempted to countersue by showing some poorly doctor images, and the lawyer says to Truean "NOT SO HOT ARE YOU NOW, FALSE-AN?"

It actually does sound like her life could make for a really good drama, I'm thinking something along the lines of "How I Met Your Mother". It might have to be dramatized more than a bit to make it flow as a good story, but if I had a studio, the money, and thought I could convince people to air it, it's definitely something I'd want to make.

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO MUCH

We should totally get somebody to follow Truean around in court so we can get a sound byte of her saying OBJECTION!!.

That wouldn't be creepy at all.

_{Not quoting anything that describes cases since Truean doesn't seem to want that spread.}

[Facekillz058]

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[Orange Wizard]

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I've never actually noticed that.
Probably because I don't have any female company. Or male company. Or any company at all.

[Vector]

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[Neonivek]

I don't get it really.

Heck I've had guys constantly try to pester me into revealing who I find hot.

Though that is mostly because I really REALLY don't care about looks. So they are basically interviewing an alien, an alien who happens to be me.

"Ohh man would you like to date so and so?"
"Well I don't even know that person"
"But aren't they hot?"
"What does that have to do with anything?"

It just goes on and on.

[LordSlowpoke]

that is... on the lower spectrum of annoyance, but i cannot say i don't know how you feel in this instance

i could go on a small rant but saying that not being guided purely by the physical appearance of the party guided towards seems like a concept that does not simply operate within the minds of many

[penguinofhonor]

Or, hell, for their crushes on Benedict Cumberbatch.

No matter your gender, it is not normal to have a crush on

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[SalmonGod]

You guys are bringing up a lot of things that have annoyed me for a long time...

I don't get it really.

Heck I've had guys constantly try to pester me into revealing who I find hot.

Though that is mostly because I really REALLY don't care about looks. So they are basically interviewing an alien, an alien who happens to be me.

"Ohh man would you like to date so and so?"
"Well I don't even know that person"
"But aren't they hot?"
"What does that have to do with anything?"

It just goes on and on.

I've never been able to stand this kind of gossip, especially with the hypocritical attitudes many have about it.

[RedKing]

I have the sort of problem that I have no idea who most celebs are. So a "Do you think <insert film/TV celeb here> is hot?" type question leaves me going, "Who is that?"
Pretty true for both genders, actually.


I'm somewhat better with musicians. Somewhat.

[Vector]

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[Descan]

Best I got is that I got a crush on Carl Sagan...

[hops]

I tend to have a little antipathy towards attractive actors, but Morgan Freeman though~

[LordSlowpoke]

you know what makes me sad is that russia has no decent processor making company other than probably military-grade stuff

first of all competition (this is probably why they disappeared in the first place) second of all, motherfucking ternary

nobody outside of russia would try ternary because the research done on the subject is nonexistent compared to binary

the part where i insist on ternary comes from the fact that supposedly quantum computers are going to run on it so yeah

but even if they made ridiculously tiny chips, i doubt that they'd be able to reproduce all the little microcode/firmware stuff that is the actual feat of engineering in most cases

sochi proved that everything can be fixed with enough gasdollars, so maybe? but it'd have to be high priority for some reason... a reason like a sudden halt in imports of foreign electronics...

hey ukraine do things