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[ein]

Fucking SecuROM, forcing me to download a cracked copy of a game I legally acquired...

[scriver]

He said DUCT, not DUTCH.

Dutch tape sounds somewhere in the middle...

...
It was an awesomely lame pun.

[Jackrabbit]

It would have been if he had actually said Dutch but he didn't, so it just looks like you're all really reaching.

[scriver]

Now you've made me sad today. 

[ChairmanPoo]

hey, there IS such a thing as Scotch brite, right? So why not Dutch tape?

DUUTCH!

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[Renault]

Some damn fool said he was the best.

[Aklyon]

Fucking SecuROM, forcing me to download a cracked copy of a game I legally acquired...

You didn't already? anything that hides itself isn't worth the space it takes up.

[ein]

I didn't know it had the stuff.
At the rate things are going, I'm going to end up never opening any game I buy.

[Cthulhu]

I heard Gilbert Gottfried tell the Aristocrats joke, using the Gilbert Gottfried voice.  You know, Pumbaa, Iago, all those characters from my childhood, spewing all sorts of horrors.

It hurt my heart.

[ToonyMan]

I thought he always sounded like Iago.

[Cthulhu]

Yeah, that's the point.

[dragnar]

I'm probably going to regret this but... what's the Aristocrats joke?

[ChairmanPoo]

The chief of a TV/Menagerie/circus/whatnot has a meeting with a group/family/whatever of artists, who describe a very crude spectacle (zoophilia, 2girls1cup, whatever). When asked about how they call their number they answer "THE ARISTOCRATS!"

PD: I wondered the same when I saw the thread, and read about it in wikipedia. No, I dont know why this joke fits the "wikipedia notability guidelines" either

[Duke 2.0]

I'm probably going to regret this but... what's the Aristocrats joke?

Here is a relatively clean example.

[RAM]

I don't get it... Is it random? Is it a political commentary? Is it just a bit of cross-class rivalry? Is it a meme, you say 'the aristocrats' at the end and it becomes an accepted form of humour instead of a random anecdote?