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Author Topic: Things that made you sad today thread.  (Read 9704096 times)

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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #74715 on: May 12, 2014, 01:13:07 pm »

*Looks at the goat holding, confused Descan*

I mean.....if he doesn't like doors, why didn't he use the window?

why didn't he use the window??
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #74716 on: May 12, 2014, 01:14:36 pm »

Because the windows is the source of the bugses. The bugses, they bite the bites. The bites they bites hurt.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #74717 on: May 12, 2014, 01:14:42 pm »

Broken glass can cause severe lacerations and is sharp enough to cut through tendons extremely quickly. Also are there not bars over the opening segments?
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #74718 on: May 12, 2014, 01:15:21 pm »

What is a window but a door with no knob?
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #74719 on: May 12, 2014, 01:16:41 pm »

* Descan hugs the goat.

* Descan tosses it out the window.

Fly free, my son! Show the world your glory!
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #74720 on: May 12, 2014, 01:17:25 pm »

He drilled through the ceiling!

I'm fairly certain he can handle bars and glass!

*Descan throws the goat*

Well...anyone for goat stew?
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #74721 on: May 12, 2014, 01:19:02 pm »

* Arx hijacks LordSlowpoke's ninja equipment
* Arx grabs the goat out of the air
* Arx gives the goat to Descan
* Arx eyebrow wiggle
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #74722 on: May 12, 2014, 01:20:03 pm »

*Looks as Descan gets the goat back*

Okay, this is just getting ridiculous!
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #74723 on: May 12, 2014, 01:20:28 pm »

* LordSlowpoke catapults into thread

* LordSlowpoke snatches Arx

* LordSlowpoke contemplates the window before sneaking out of the previously created hole in a wall
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #74724 on: May 12, 2014, 01:21:33 pm »

Well, at least he's getting slightly more subtle.

Wait, did he just kidnap Arx?
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #74725 on: May 12, 2014, 01:21:49 pm »

Aaaaaaaah stupid intercontinental ballistic ninjaTM!
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #74726 on: May 12, 2014, 01:22:30 pm »

He was too good for the world, for he has returned to me!

Oh happy days!
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #74727 on: May 12, 2014, 01:23:47 pm »

Yes, but Arx paid for that goat very dearly...

And all you're gonna do is stand in this nigh-obliterated room??
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« Reply #74728 on: May 12, 2014, 01:24:57 pm »

Aaaaaaaah stupid intercontinental ballistic ninjaTM!

actually no catapults are pillaging equipment

* LordSlowpoke wiggles eyeswords

so guys is it time to whip out the freeform rp yet

because i think that

* LordSlowpoke sets Arx down in a box

* LordSlowpoke starts placing red canisters around the walls that are left standing
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #74729 on: May 12, 2014, 01:26:30 pm »

...this is more than slightly silly.
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