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[ToonyMan]

Relevant to discussion - Ladd Russo

[Footkerchief]

Wow there's a lot of posts in here since I last-- NURSE, FETCH THE TRANQUILIZER GUN

[RAM]

                    Reader's Digest Condensed Version

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Basically rewritten to be shorter

Spoiler: Crazed ramblings (click to show/hide)

Humans are basically obsessed with humans, if humans stop being worth the effort then you basically have no reason to exist anymore. My only real advice is to find some may to use, abuse, and/or manipulate humans that entertains you and use that as a backup plan until you find people you can actually care about...

[Cthulhu]

Don't listen to RAM, unless you're a real live card carrying sociopath, and it sounds like you're almost certainly not, you will not be charismatic enough to pull that kind of thing off and people will just hate you more than you let on that they do.

[Jackrabbit]

Stop telling people you're a burglar. That either makes you stupid for telling people, or stupid because it's not true.

This is very true.

[ein]

The internet where I am is pretty fast during the day, but at night (read: after midnight), it becomes really shitty.

[Cthulhu]

I'm dumb.  I'm playing MTG again with my brother, and building a red burn deck I wasted 8 cards on a retarded Spinerock Knoll/Progenitus win condition.  Herpity derp that was dumb.
FDK;ASJFDKLA;FA I ALMOST HAD IT

This game is going to last forever.

I just pulled some pretty ridiculous ruling.  Burning Blood or whatever forces a creature to attack if it's able, and I draw a card.

I played it on my turn so he couldn't attack, and I got a free draw.

Is that allowed?  I don't care because that game was horrible and nothing happened, and the game crashed so it's okay, it's over now.

[RAM]

I searched gatherer and found Boiling Blood, I think you should be fine so long as the card targeted a creature. Not that I am an authority on such things...

[Jopax]

The fact that my parents still deny that i have any talent in drawing or art in general, in the short 17 years of my life i have been complimented about my artistic skills by them only once, and that was in third grade when i won first place in some banks contest, i drew a crappy bird carrying money into it's nest.

[Retro]

burglarize. its a thrill. burgle burgle

no its too boring

For a second I thought Hippoman wrote the second post and I started laughing hysterically. Well done, sir.

[Neyvn]

I lost my Job today cause the Board of Directors decided that the Store was too much of a Cash sink to be bothered giving us more notice...
Those that worked yesterday found out that night, I found out this morning. It closes on Sunday. Today was Friday...

[Taco Dan]

I lost my Job today cause the Board of Directors decided that the Store was too much of a Cash sink to be bothered giving us more notice...

I'm sorry, but with the way you capitalized things I just couldn't help myself.

[alway]

I have to get my wisdom teeth pulled. All 5 of them. Apparently I have more than usual. This requires me to *shock, horror* shave my beard. 
So it quite litterally is adding insult to injury in that not only will I have to recover from having 5 wisdom teeth extracted, but I must also suffer the indignity of being beardless. 

[dragnar]

Get a real tophat and monocle. No one will notice your lack of a beard because of your sheer gentlemanliness.(not true manliness unfortunately, but close enough)

[Haspen]

I'm sad because, everywhere I look on DF forum I see avatars with those stupid orange glasses. Also, because I cannot understand why it became a trend all of the sudden.

Even of the related anime is, like, years old.