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[Tack]

Had an IT assignment to hand in.
It was in python, so I assumed it was easy.
So I left it until the last hour before deadline.

Easy does not mean Small.

Silver lining, I've learned a valuable lesson.

[ChairmanPoo]

Went to the loo, and half of what came out was liquid.

My bowels aren't having a great time, presently. Hopefully, it was a one-off, because I don't feel ill whatsoever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_peUxE_BKcU

[RedKing]

Went to the loo, and half of what came out was liquid.

My bowels aren't having a great time, presently. Hopefully, it was a one-off, because I don't feel ill whatsoever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_peUxE_BKcU

WTFINDIA

WTFUNICEF

[scriver]

Ons as Christene kan volgens die Woord van God ook nie aanvaar dat homoseksuele verhoudings reg is nie. Vertel in ‘n kort paragraaf van nie meer as 100 woorde nie waarom jy dink dat homoseksuele verhoudings nie deur Christene as reg aanvaar kan word nie.

Welp, ideology clash ahoy. Also, there are 15 words in the Old Testament about homosexuality. Only 15, which boil down to "don't do it", in the same book as "Don't mix cloths" and that kind of thing. The one other place it's mentioned? 1 Corinthians (written by Paul, who wasn't exactly tolerant of people who disagreed with his beliefs) 6:9, lumping "homosexual offenders" in with the greedy, drunkards, idolaters, and swindlers as people who "will not inherit the kingdom of heaven."

Yeah the Bible rants on about this at length, doesn't it?

Edit: Added a translation.

...Is this an assignment for language class? Because...

[Dutchling]

Ons as Christene kan volgens die Woord van God ook nie aanvaar dat homoseksuele verhoudings reg is nie. Vertel in ‘n kort paragraaf van nie meer as 100 woorde nie waarom jy dink dat homoseksuele verhoudings nie deur Christene as reg aanvaar kan word nie.

Welp, ideology clash ahoy. Also, there are 15 words in the Old Testament about homosexuality. Only 15, which boil down to "don't do it", in the same book as "Don't mix cloths" and that kind of thing. The one other place it's mentioned? 1 Corinthians (written by Paul, who wasn't exactly tolerant of people who disagreed with his beliefs) 6:9, lumping "homosexual offenders" in with the greedy, drunkards, idolaters, and swindlers as people who "will not inherit the kingdom of heaven."

Yeah the Bible rants on about this at length, doesn't it?

Edit: Added a translation.

But... double negative?

my sad: I woke up at 8. Now all the shops are closed.

[Arx]

It was a language assignment. I wrote ~40 words on it, because I didn't feel like fighting with my teacher or writing down things I don't believe.

@Dutchling That's one of the few places Afrikaans isn't Dutch. Place 'Nie" at the beginning and the end of the negative statement, unless you used one of the other negatives etc. Unless that's not what you meant.

[hops]

Over here in New Zealand, it's pretty much illegal to do anything academic involving religion unless you're studying religion history.

[UltraValican]

Spoiler: So this happened today (click to show/hide)

So I was moping around  still bummed out about well something. And so this really seedy guy asks me whats up. I just sort of groan.
"Depression, right?"
"Yeah"
"Well whats wrong?"
"That doesn't concern you(yes I well aware I was being an ass in this situation, but goddammit I can't help myself at this point), but thanks for your concern I guess. Now leave me be, and let me feel sorry for myself"
"Well, sorry dude. But you know that's not going to really change anything, right?"
"I'm well aware of that, thank you. Now go away, please"
"You know what you should do, you should go smoke some weed. They'll cheer you up nicely"

I'm so fucking pathetic random fucking strangers are recommending I do recreational drugs, holy shit

[kaijyuu]

Might do ya some good

[Talvieno]

Might do ya some good

Starting a highly addictive habit with mind altering drugs isn't something you should recommend to anyone.

[Mictlantecuhtli]

/Smoking weed right now

/Not altered

[TD1]

Might do ya some good

Starting a highly addictive habit with mind altering drugs isn't something you should recommend to anyone.

I concur, even jokingly it ain't advisable.

[Graknorke]

Might do ya some good

Starting a highly addictive habit with mind altering drugs isn't something you should recommend to anyone.

smoke some weed

highly addictive habit

u wot m8

[Descan]

Might do ya some good

Starting a highly addictive habit with mind altering drugs isn't something you should recommend to anyone.

I concur, even jokingly it ain't advisable.

It's a good thing he didn't do either of those things, then!

That'd be just terrible.

(I'm assuming you mean "Mind-altering" like LSD or something, hallucinations and such. If you just mean... at-all mind-altering... That's a pretty open statement. Best not to read, that'll alter your mind. Or drink coffee. Or get scared? Adrenaline, yo!)

[Talvieno]

UltraValican, you're not pathetic. Not by a long shot. I know everyone here agrees with me, too.