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[BlackFlyme]

I was going to go to sleep, but then I found a spider near where I sleep and sucked it up with a vacuum and now I'm scared there are more.

Don't be scared of spiders, they are cute and eat annoying flying things. I honestly wish I could encourage more spiders to take up residence in and around my home. Summer is an incredibly uncomfortable time, crane flies are stupid, loud, and hard to make dead. Spiders fix that problem by trapping and eating them.

I don't know what that link is, but I do not open links in spider discussions on principle.

Oh, go on. You know you want to.

You can hover over a link and see where it goes without actually going there. Besides, it's just the SCP--

What the hell happened to the SCP site?

[Mictlantecuhtli]

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[Knit tie]

I don't know how useful are spiders in medicine, regarding the link, but fly larvae are really good wound cleaners. Ancient romans used them.

[WillowLuman]

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It's April first...

[mastahcheese]

Ugh, why am I so siiiick.

[Talvieno]

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It's April first...

I always hated April Fools. I was the one who got singled out of everybody in the classroom for pranks. Some of them were crueler than others.

[gman8181]

Haha, the wasp discussion brings back memories.

I was at someone's house and they shriek from another room about a wasp and that they're allergic to stings. I run in and grab a paper towel and catch it against a window. Cue me about to kill it when the person yells, "NO DON'T KILL IT!"

I look incredulously at the person as they then commence to tell me how it's wrong to kill things.

[Talvieno]

Ugh, why am I so siiiick.

I hope you feel better soon, Cheese.

[Dutchling]

So apparently there's an earthquake->tsunami going on in Chile. Magnitude of ~8.2

[mastahcheese]

Ugh, why am I so siiiick.

I hope you feel better soon, Cheese.

Thanks, I'll be ok.

[itisnotlogical]

Kinda stings when an online application turns you down immediately after you've filled it out, before a human being has even glanced at it.

[Parsely]

Thanks, I'll be ok.

Yes. You feel better already. *presses gun further into cheese's back*

[mastahcheese]

Thanks, I'll be ok.

Yes. You feel better already. *presses gun further into cheese's back*

I wish it were that easy, I've got a fever and my wife says I feel clammy. bleaeheghaeghaeg

[Sirus]

Next load is still an hour away, give or take. I'll be lucky to get home by midnight - more likely to be closer to 1 in the morning.

[Steelmagic]

Thanks, I'll be ok.

Yes. You feel better already. *presses gun further into cheese's back*

I wish it were that easy, I've got a fever and my wife says I feel clammy. bleaeheghaeghaeg

Well, hopefully you feel better soon. Cheese is no good on a sandwich when it's sick.