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[RAM]

Now for something that actually made me sad.

I stubbed my toe for the 100000000th time.


Goddamn my blindness/dumb luck/god knows what.

If your profile age is corect, that means you stub your toe on averge 13 times every minute, 24/7

I belive in laymans terms, that's called "Painful".

Ahaha. What armok said is closer to the truth than you'd think. My little toes are little squished thingies thanks to my clumsiness.

People who kick in their sleep shouldn't sleep in coffins...
Holding onto the back of a moving car is a bad proposition at the best of times, the absence of footwear does not improve this...

[Vester]

Why? What happened?

(Note that I am not an american )

Look up the old Marcos speeches. Evil or not, that guy had charisma.

But also he was evil.

I read this book a few years ago, it was about Marcos and Imelda right after he won the presidential elections. I swear, it was almost exactly the same as this other book I read about Prince Charles and Diana. Both authors were desperately trying to convince the reader that, "Yes, he is a very handsome man and will be a great leader."

Except, you know. Charles is like the eternal Prince or something. I mean, King Charles just sounds wrong.

[Jackrabbit]

Now that you mention it, he does have an uncanny resemblance to the way Christopher Walken speaks.

I would love him forever if that was the case.

[Duke 2.0]

Now that you mention it, he does have an uncanny resemblance to the way Christopher Walken speaks.

I would love him forever if that was the case.

It is a dream president we all share.

[Euld]

Meant to get a full night's worth of sleep.

CURSE YOU TV TROPES T.T

[Acanthus117]

SAME HERE ARGH

[Taco Dan]

The good part is, I woke up feeling fully rested and ready for the day!
The bad part? It's 1 AM... By the time anything important needs to happen, I'm going to be all tired again. Thank you, body.

Also, I can't play HL2 to get any of the new achievements, because of this. People have heads that float separately from their bodies, and their bodies float around and do weird stuff. Combine models will randomly disappear, making them invisible. I have no idea what caused this and reinstalling won't help.

[Cthulhu]

Could be something wrong with your graphics card.

Anyway, I drove with my grandpa today for over an hour.  Like most old people, he has no idea what the hell he's doing, and I think I lost five pounds worth of sweat from his constant "Stop!"  "Stop!"  "Slow down!"

When you spend twenty years going ten miles below the speed limit, you lose track of how fast a car can stop.  As a result, he seems to think you need ten car lengths for every ten miles per hour.  I am on edge right now, near the end I was wanting to punch him.

[Aqizzar]

Christ I hate driving other people around.  Many's the time I've wound up driving my mother somewhere, often in her car.  Not only is she a pretty crap driver both in going to slow and doing crazy merging stuff (which makes everything she says hypocritical), but beyond yelling "STOP" and "Slow Down!" all the time, she'll actually grab the overhead handles and brace herself against the dashboard and crap, and occasionally even scream if I get to close behind another car.

Nevermind that I practically have to find something to read when she's driving, so I'm not terrified looking out the window.  Then again, I'm one of those people who reflexively stomps on imaginary brakes when riding with anyone.

[ToonyMan]

Sometimes my Dad picks me up with his Jeep...and well going down the highway at 90mph in a roofless and doorless vehicle is incredibly frightening, because well even if you're wearing a seat belt you are RIGHT THERE.  I can hardly speak with the noise.  I stay quiet the whole time though because my Dad is a very good driver.  I've actually never been in a car accident.

[ein]

I like those doorless jeeps.
They're lots of fun.

[ToonyMan]

They are a ton o fun on nice days.

[Karnewarrior]

My dad has been through 11 different car accidents, was struck by lightning, and has been shot in the face and is still peachy. He's either the man with the worst luck in the world, or the man with the best luck in the world. Every time he drives it's like a freakin' action movie, with him rampin' crap like Vin Diesel on crack.

[sonerohi]

Oh hey what is that no license for another year? Everyone else already has their license? I started a year early and will be a junior before I drive? Life is not fair.

[nenjin]

My dad has been through 11 different car accidents, was struck by lightning, and has been shot in the face and is still peachy. He's either the man with the worst luck in the world, or the man with the best luck in the world. Every time he drives it's like a freakin' action movie, with him rampin' crap like Vin Diesel on crack.

So what you're saying is, God hates you Dad so much that he tries to kill him on a yearly basis, but refuses to follow through?

I don't think I'd ride with your Dad. Your chances of winding up as collateral damage sound fairly good