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[Itnetlolor]

Man, this morning I stepped in cat shit whilst heading to the shower. In bare feet. That totally ruined my morning, though quick access to the shower saved the day. Euuurgh.

Stepped in cat-shit eh?  Never stepped in a dog-crap pile bigger than your foot while stumbling in the dark, have you?

It was almost as big as the cat itself. I think there must have been internal organs in that turd, it was sodding enormous.

Look on the bright side, at least your cats didn't turn your driveway into a minefield. Disadvantage of having dirt for half a driveway.

[Jackrabbit]

My dog has transformed my back yard into the demilitarized zone.

[Urist Imiknorris]

My dog has transformed my back yard into the demilitarized zone.

Been playing Crapsweeper, have we?

[Jackrabbit]

My dog has transformed my back yard into the demilitarized zone.

Been playing Crapsweeper, have we?

I keep finding 8s and running for cover.

[Josephus]

My dog has transformed my back yard into the demilitarized zone.

Been playing Crapsweeper, have we?

I keep finding 8s and running for cover.

God help us all.

[Cthulhu]

I spent about five hours at my old high school yesterday at a friend's graduation party.  This school is in the middle of a field in the summer and I'm allergic to pollen and mold.

I haven't had allergies like this in a long time, I feel like a little kid again.

[inteuniso]

My dog has transformed my back yard into the demilitarized zone.

Been playing Crapsweeper, have we?

I keep finding 8s and running for cover.

God help us all.

This conversations reminds me of This.

[Retro]

My dog has transformed my back yard into the demilitarized zone.

Been playing Crapsweeper, have we?

I keep finding 8s and running for cover.

God help us all.

This conversations reminds me of This.

Pretty sure that was intentional.

[Jackrabbit]

It was indeed.

[Duke 2.0]

 So I start playing some of my favorite games and notice that things are going rather slowly, at least slower than I expect them. So I check my drivers and find that I had version XXXXX.05, where the latest Nvidia driver for this graphics card is XXXXX.45. So I download the updater and use it, only to find a mysterious message at the end saying "Your system has not been modified. You can install this at a later date by using the same something something." Odd, it seems it failed. So figuring something strange was going on I restarted and tried again. Same message. So I go to the site and have it scan my drivers to see what it thinks of things. Now instead of showing my drivers at version XXXXX.05 it shows --. So I redownload the updater and try it. Still nothing. Installed in safe mode does nothing. I check my drivers manually and find that I have no graphics drivers.

 ...

 Why did the installer wipe my graphics drivers, and more importantly, How the hell can I see?!

[Hippoman]

I now am obsessed with Kirby and have a need to buy all of the shitty kirby games.

[ToonyMan]

Well...

[Urist Imiknorris]

I now am obsessed with Kirby and have a need to buy all of the shitty kirby games.

Tip: Don't buy Super Star. Super Star Ultra all the way.

Well...

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

[Aqizzar]

Well, you need two more mines.  Five uncovered squares.  No more than one of the left three could be it, and no more than two of the left three could be them.  So, it MUST be...  *head asplode*

[Urist Imiknorris]

The leftmost one's safe.

In fact, If I'm reading this right, the middle square and the one just right of it are the mines.