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[MagmaMcFry]

Spam made it through the filters, with a link that a simple mouseover reveals to go to a site labeled "formulaonehax.com".

So fucking blatant even a Nigerian prince with a fat bank account could spot it a mile away. How many trained government employees with security clearances do you think clicked on it? 

A bunch that need to be fired for their indiscretion.

THIS IS WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING!! "Oh you clicked on the link? There's the door. Pack your shit and head for it."

Best-case scenario: That mail didn't actually go through the filters.
Worst-case scenario: That mail didn't actually go through the filters.

[Descan]

RedKing... You need to get into a command position.

America might actually start making sense if you were in charge of the bureaucracy.

... 'Course, YOU would go insane. For the Greater Good and all, though.

[Hanslanda]

RedKing... You need to get into a command position.

America might actually start making sense if you were in charge of the bureaucracy.

... 'Course, YOU would go insane. For the Greater Good and all, though.

RedKing for President 2016!
"I pledge to fire all the assholes, idiots, self-righteous narcissists, and ignorant old white men."
"Did you just pledge to fire the ENTIRE GOVERNMENT?"
"...Yes."

[Descan]

Psssh, president? The president hasn't any power over the bureaucracy!

[Hanslanda]

Psssh, president? The president hasn't any power over the bureaucracy!

We just need to get him into office so then he can order the military to evict Congress so then we can all get elected to Congress and RULE THE WORLD SUMMON CTHULHU RULE THE WORLD!

[Descan]

I don't want to rule the world. I just think there are a few things that could be ordered more... efficiently.

[MaximumZero]

RedKing... You need to get into a command position.

America might actually start making sense if you were in charge of the bureaucracy.

... 'Course, YOU would go insane. For the Greater Good and all, though.

RedKing for President 2016!
"I pledge to fire all the assholes, idiots, self-righteous narcissists, and ignorant old white men."
"Did you just pledge to fire the ENTIRE GOVERNMENT?"
"...Yes."

That's got my vote.

[Sirus]

RedKing... You need to get into a command position.

America might actually start making sense if you were in charge of the bureaucracy.

... 'Course, YOU would go insane. For the Greater Good and all, though.

RedKing for President 2016!
"I pledge to fire all the assholes, idiots, self-righteous narcissists, and ignorant old white men."
"Did you just pledge to fire the ENTIRE GOVERNMENT?"
"...Yes."

That's got my vote.

[RedKing]

RedKing 2016: "There's The Door."

[Loud Whispers]

... 'Course, YOU would go insane. For the Greater Good and all, though.

RedKing found himself beset. His allies turned against him, he found himself speaking to a hostile senate. He had but one thing keeping him alive and safe from danger - the power of the people's support.
One by one his enemies yielded or disappeared. RedKing was building an empire, one where he could consolidate his power for the unity of Great America.
He could remain RedKing. No, that would be too alike the roots of the oppressing sovereignty from darker days.
Consul, President and sole leader of the new American republic.
He would become RedEmperor.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

RedKing 2016: "There's The Door."

MetalSlimeHunt/MaximumZero 2030: "The Illusion Of Free Choice."

[Korbac]

RedKing 2016: "There's The Door."

MetalSlimeHunt/MaximumZero 2030: "The Illusion Of Free Choice."

Korbac 20xx : "If I get in, I'll mandate a HoMM 3 - 2."

[Mephansteras]

Mephansteras 2016: "I promise to keep you safe from Doppelgangers!"

[Sirus]

You'll never see me running for office...because I'll already be holding all the strings 

[RedKing]

I don't run for office, offices run for me.

(I know that makes no sense, but it sounds good, dammit.)