The bartender I talked to before I went to DC said I should get laid.
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I think she meant with her.
Make her ask you out first.
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Yeah. I don't sleep with people outside relationships.
How good have you been? You missed pee-tests and failed and didnt show up to their OPP classes (or w.e. your state calls 'em)? Are you in a 'bad part of town'?
No, no missed pee tests lately. I just missed classes and a counselor meeting. And no, I'm in rural missouri, meth capital of the world. It's relatively tame here.
Jail's not big enough for the one of him!
... that somehow sounded like I was making remarks about his body weight :V
Or my girth. >.>
<.<
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So. I somehow didn't go to jail. Even with missed classes and a missed meeting with my counselor, they said I was doing good. When I asked about the classes (Protip: I'm fucking gangster. I said, "But I didn't do what I was supposed to. Shouldn't I get sanctioned?") The judge said, "Don't worry about it."
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I think I should be scared.
They're just waiting for a more FUN moment to screw you over. You got all sad, exchange good byes, and they don't let you in. But then, you go around and make reservations for happy party, and BAM, you go to jail for partying.
Continue to confuse them. Look all depresed for a few days and wear goth makeup.
Funny story, I'm dyeing my hair black tonight.