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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #51000 on: September 04, 2012, 11:06:02 am »

Dude spambots totally need their own dating site, you'd make MILLWIONS

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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #51001 on: September 04, 2012, 11:11:46 am »

Well it just makes me even more pathetic since I can't get one, and I'm, you know, human.

(note: facetiousness, not actual sads. I actually have a date lined up :D )
Can you imagine the first date conversation between two spampots??
...actually, somebody needs to feed a ton of spam to two chatbots, then get them talking to each other to see what happens.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #51002 on: September 04, 2012, 11:47:12 am »

Well it just makes me even more pathetic since I can't get one, and I'm, you know, human.

(note: facetiousness, not actual sads. I actually have a date lined up :D )
Can you imagine the first date conversation between two spampots??
...actually, somebody needs to feed a ton of spam to two chatbots, then get them talking to each other to see what happens.
For science. You monster.


It would come out as a single season's script of Jersey Shore.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #51004 on: September 04, 2012, 12:09:40 pm »

A sociopathic ex-boyfriend is taking the same college course as me.  There will be drama.  I do not like drama.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #51005 on: September 04, 2012, 01:02:46 pm »

spambot , this is spampot .

spampot , this is spambot .

now BREED !
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #51006 on: September 04, 2012, 03:56:14 pm »

spambot , this is spampot .

spampot , this is spambot .

now BREED !


So, what do you expect from this union? Stereotypical stoner-type spambots posting everywhere about 'Legalizing it'?
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #51007 on: September 04, 2012, 04:11:09 pm »

I'm kinda getting into a funk about still being single. I mean, I know that it's not that important whether I'm single or not, and that I can have a fulfilling life without being in a relationship, but I still feel like I'm missing something.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #51008 on: September 04, 2012, 04:14:42 pm »

Mmm. Know the feeling. 6 months ago I was like, "dating? Who cares?" And now I'm like, "I WANT CUDDLES NAOW."


Ultimately you decide what's important to you in life, but companionship is probably one of the most fulfilling things you can shoot for :)
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #51009 on: September 04, 2012, 04:15:32 pm »

That's your sex drive talking.


I'm just glad I don't have one :)
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #51010 on: September 04, 2012, 04:18:37 pm »

Not quite. My sex drive's been in overdrive since like, age 12. My romance drive kicked in when I accepted being teh gays.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #51011 on: September 04, 2012, 04:19:37 pm »

Not quite. My sex drive's been in overdrive since like, age 12. My romance drive kicked in when I accepted being teh gays.

I thought you were bi?
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #51012 on: September 04, 2012, 04:20:56 pm »

That's your sex drive talking.


I'm just glad I don't have one :)

Actually, sex barely plays a role in the whole thing. What I really want is somebody to love me. So yeah.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #51013 on: September 04, 2012, 04:31:28 pm »

The warmth thing, mixed with being able to trust someone. Yeah, is pretty big draw.

I recommend a pet, mostly. Dog, cat, both, whatever. Something warm and fuzzy that can't get away if you feel like cuddles. Which sounds kinda' terrible, I guess, but warmth is warmth, and you feed them in return. Like a heteronormative nuclear family, without the divorce and children!

Damnit, I think the cynic's coming out a little with that last bit, maybe.

Anyway, Frumple gets the urge, too. Mostly ignorable still, for now. Not settled min. two hundred miles from this hellpit of a town, and I'm playing it safe until then.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #51014 on: September 04, 2012, 04:32:40 pm »

That's your sex drive talking.


I'm just glad I don't have one :)
You lucky bastard. Of course, I couldn't get one without a sex drive when picking bodies, oh nooo, that's for the premium members. Is it really my fault that I don't visit Earth much?
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