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Author Topic: Things that made you sad today thread.  (Read 9496427 times)

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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #5100 on: May 04, 2010, 09:27:54 pm »

Poor woman. I'm really, really sorry.

What's it like to be taught by nuns? I've always wondered. Does it imbue you with a passion for the blues?

It is actually kind of cool. This one in particular will encourage people to sneeze in multiples of three so that she can shout "Bless you for the Trinity". Even though she isn't allowed to use it in modern times, she still keeps a massive ruler out that has metal siding on one side. Also if you slip up and say God or Jesus she'll chuck a rosary at you and make you lead the class in prayer.
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« Reply #5101 on: May 04, 2010, 10:15:36 pm »

What's it like to be taught by nuns? I've always wondered. Does it imbue you with a passion for the blues?

It's terrifying. If your skirt is even a centimeter above the knee, bad things happen.
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« Reply #5102 on: May 04, 2010, 10:17:31 pm »

What's it like to be taught by nuns? I've always wondered. Does it imbue you with a passion for the blues?
It's terrifying. If your skirt is even a centimeter above the knee, bad things happen.

Assuming it doesn't matter if the skirt is skin-colored, you should be well protected then.
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« Reply #5103 on: May 04, 2010, 10:28:33 pm »

I seem to have pulled or otherwise injured something in my neck and upper back... or perhaps the car wreck did do something to it. Deciding whether to check this it out, or not. Got a stabbing pain in the base of my neck when I inhale heavily, or bend at all. Not very cool, I admit.
Car accidents can really mess you up in obscure ways. Everything from shaking the brain too much to causing tiny fractures in the spine to just making muscles stiff while they recover from the stresses. Humans are really not supposed to accelerate(or decelerate if you like) that quickly, as stated before, it can do some just plain weird stuff that people just don't see coming. I would really recommend getting some sort of inspection, and make sure to tell them about the crash first...
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« Reply #5104 on: May 04, 2010, 10:39:57 pm »

My mom is mad because she has to call to confirm that I'm going to a test on the 18th and 19th by tomorrow.
She thinks that because she has to call to confirm that I'm going to a required test, I'm doing bad in school and that they're mad at me for not doing work or someshit.
She reeeeeaaaally flies off the handle easily. :\

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« Reply #5105 on: May 04, 2010, 11:57:17 pm »

At least your mom is still alive.


Not that mine is dead. It's just good that yours is alive.
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« Reply #5106 on: May 05, 2010, 03:12:44 am »

I'm not sure what made me sad. I'm going to just sleep on it.
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« Reply #5107 on: May 05, 2010, 05:22:41 am »

My insomnia is acting up again.
Very annoying.
The weird part is though, I don't really feel all that tired the next day.
I'm tired right as morning approaches, then I usually crash out, wake up an hour later, still tired, eat breakfast, and all of a sudden, I'm no longer tired.

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« Reply #5108 on: May 05, 2010, 05:24:31 am »

What's it like to be taught by nuns? I've always wondered. Does it imbue you with a passion for the blues?
It's terrifying. If your skirt is even a centimeter above the knee, bad things happen.

Assuming it doesn't matter if the skirt is skin-colored, you should be well protected then.

No, see, I'm not in uniform, so I'm still in for a load of trouble.
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« Reply #5109 on: May 05, 2010, 07:23:20 am »

Turn up in mini and tank-top. See how many nuns you can get to faint, shout swear words, or chase you. And then tally all three and take ridiculous bets from your friends and colleages to see what happens more often. Winner takes 40%, second place takes 20%, you take 40%, ???, Profit.

Sounds like an excellent day spent.
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« Reply #5110 on: May 05, 2010, 07:27:27 am »

That sounds like something a friend of mine did.
Except it was more seeing what effect cleavage and down-shirts have on test scores.

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« Reply #5111 on: May 05, 2010, 07:28:56 am »

Turn up in mini and tank-top. See how many nuns you can get to faint, shout swear words, or chase you. And then tally all three and take ridiculous bets from your friends and colleages to see what happens more often. Winner takes 40%, second place takes 20%, you take 40%, ???, Profit.

Sounds like an excellent day spent.

I was referring to High School, when we still had uniforms. :P

They let you wear (almost) anything you want at the university I go to, except they won't let you into the library if you're indecent.
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« Reply #5112 on: May 05, 2010, 07:35:22 am »

Indecent being..?
The dress code for the library at my school is actually more lenient than the school's because it's a public library that's also the school library.
Not that anybody cares about the dress code anyway.

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« Reply #5113 on: May 05, 2010, 07:38:05 am »

They won't let you into the library if you're in short shorts, a tube top, or flip-flops.

They won't let you on campus if you're wearing a miniskirt that shows your underwear. That goes for guys, as well. No miniskirts.
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« Reply #5114 on: May 05, 2010, 07:40:53 am »

Darn it, I sooo wanted to wear that mini!


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