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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #50445 on: August 24, 2012, 04:32:18 am »

Dont worry about that either. Don't believe every paranoid rumor you hear in a gaming forum
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #50446 on: August 24, 2012, 04:53:20 am »

As cancer originates from mutations in cells, just about ANYTHING could cause cancer.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #50447 on: August 24, 2012, 05:00:18 am »

Hey, eating cooked meat (may cause) causes cancer too! :D
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #50448 on: August 24, 2012, 05:01:37 am »

And according to my maternal unit, drinking cold water.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #50449 on: August 24, 2012, 05:11:51 am »

There was, apparently, some concern about it increasing the risk of breast cancer, which aint too crazy an idea, as its highly sensitive to hormones, and things as simple as sleeping pattern alterations have been shown to affect the relative risk. However, studies have failed to provide a definitive link as far as Sertraline is concerned. And at any event, since I'm assuming Gamerlord ain't a woman, his breast cancer risk is small to begin with. And not particularily determined by hormones.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #50450 on: August 24, 2012, 05:34:46 am »

Apparently, there's 8 foods in the world which WON'T cause cancer.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #50451 on: August 24, 2012, 05:42:37 am »

Lemme guess, they are ice cream, chocolate mud cake, buttered popcorn, fudge, potato crisps, hamburgers, pie and deep-fried butter? :P
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #50452 on: August 24, 2012, 06:00:42 am »

As long as you don't burn them, maybe. :P
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #50453 on: August 24, 2012, 09:11:41 am »

As cancer originates from mutations in cells, just about ANYTHING could cause cancer.
Exactly. That's why the cure for cancer is death.

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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #50454 on: August 24, 2012, 09:16:33 am »

Listen, Gamerlord... I'm sorry... But you have an incurable, 100 % fatal disease. It's called life, and there is no known cure. It always ends in death. We're working on a cure... But if there is one, it will take us centuries to discover.

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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #50455 on: August 24, 2012, 09:43:42 am »

Listen, Gamerlord... I'm sorry... But you have an incurable, 100 % fatal disease. It's called life, and there is no known cure. It always ends in death. We're working on a cure... But if there is one, it will take us centuries to discover.

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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #50456 on: August 24, 2012, 09:44:16 am »

I have the cure. It's called bullets.

But I still won't give it to you.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #50457 on: August 24, 2012, 09:58:29 am »

The cure to life is... The Internet. You had it within you (via wifi) then entire time! :P


Also, today I was driving to my classes, saw a cat in the road. Stopped to get it out of the road. It was a tiny little kitten, maybe four or five weeks old. I picked it up, and it had blood all over its belly. A car pulled up behind mine (yes I stop in the middle of the road to help injured kittens) and honked. I ran to the side of the road and put the kitten in the grass. I couldn't take him home, or my cats would kill him for sure. I couldn't take him to the vet, because I'm broke. I still don't think I did the right thing though.  :-[ I don't know what I should have done.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #50458 on: August 24, 2012, 10:09:11 am »

cat centre?

I mean, they may have put you under that thingymajig where they visit the house every so often to make sure you aren't abusing the pets, but provided you took proper care of them, you would've been fine.


I'm not sure what you're saying. I couldn't have kept the cat at my house, due to older, quite territorial cats I already have. Also, my dogs.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #50459 on: August 24, 2012, 10:13:53 am »

Oh I see. Yeah, that would probably have been a better choice. I'm not entirely sure we have any animal shelters around here, as we don't even have animal control. Most people around here just kill the animals.  :-\
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