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[Truean]

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[RedKing]

'my lawyer sucks'-said by every client after they have been a twat during a legal battle of some kind.

True, get a harpoon, too. could help if you find any former clients large fish at sea.

Enough of them are fishy that I would be sure to find some there....

don't forget a satellite phone or something like that to take pics and upload them onto here!

I'm picturing her holding up a large, flabby white guy upside down with a caption
"Atlantic Yellow-Bellied Skinflint, 265 lbs, caught August 2012"

[Haspen]

Truean the legendary lawyer now became legendary ocean fisherwoman?

I must pay more attention to the lower forums nowadays ;v

[Dutchling]

Aunt and uncle and their kids are going to stay here for a week or so.
They brought a dog. It's the first dog I've ever encountered which doesn't stink like normal dogs do. Still, my cat doesn't like the mongrol and was scared like fuck.
I don't like dogs 

[miauw62]

Yeah, i dont really like dogs. I'm not comfortable around them. They always seem so energetic.
Cats just come to you, you pet them and then they lay next to you in the chair/sofa/whatever.
If they get bored, they go away or if they get hungry they go eat.

[Loud Whispers]

I don't like cats. They harbour parasites and they're terribly disloyal. Dogs... Meh.

[miauw62]

Cats dont harbour parasites if you clean them well :/

Disloyal? Cats always come back, you can get alot of love out of them, they are just independant.

[RedKing]

Yeah, i dont really like dogs. I'm not comfortable around them. They always seem so energetic.
Cats just come to you, you pet them and then they lay next to you in the chair/sofa/whatever.
If they get bored, they go away or if they get hungry they go eat.

You'd like my dog. He lays around and sleeps 80% of the day. The other 20%, he's staring at whatever food is out and looking at me like, "Can I have that? Please? No? Fuck you then, I'm going back to sleep. Wake me when there's food."

[ChairmanPoo]

Tru, you could do what my Lawyer pal back from undergrad days did when he was recently laid off: buy a boat, tell the world to fuck off and go sailing forever. Seems to work for him.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLMJpHihykI

[Jopax]

So it turns out that the CPU cooler is fine and all, the issue is with the power supply fan not working, this is since I've brought it back from the shop two days ago, now, it isn't that much of a problem if the tower is kept open and the damn thing doesn't get that hot, but it is a problem because the warranty has expired and the fuckers somehow managed to fuck up the key component of the PC.

Also been feeling rather shitty ever since I came home, no real motivation or reason to do anything but play games all day, get drunk in the evenings and sleep late. And I should be freaking studying again for exams that are in a months time, but I just can't bring myself to even look at a damn book, let alone read one.

[Tellemurius]

I don't like cats. They harbour parasites and they're terribly disloyal. Dogs... Meh.

cats:
independant, clean themselves, get external parasites (namely fleas and tics) somewhat often, rarely get internal parasites with the exception of toxoplasma gondii, have been found to increase vitality in old people (I assume because they have to get up and down all the time to feed them )
Dogs: dependant, most require cleaning occasionally, require walks, same internal and external parasite rates, make nice companions in video games (and real life).

that's what I know. I still prefer cats, because a dog bit me on my wrist, and since then I've had a fear of them.

or at least, the larger dogs.

Dogs are alot vocal than cats on their feelings. If the dog is growling usually means GTFO his property. Even with my history with dogs (been attacked 4 times, 3 of them i got bit but successfully subdued them either by wrestling them or using my fists) i still like them i understand them more than cats.

[FearfulJesuit]

I REALLY very desperately want to cuddle with my ex-history teacher (I graduated this summer) right now. As I have for the past few years. As I even more desperately wanted to do that time I cut my wrists over her.

[Loud Whispers]

Cats dont harbour parasites if you clean them well :/

cats rarely get internal parasites with the exception of toxoplasma gondii.

blebelbehebelbehhh

[Yoink]

I REALLY very desperately want to cuddle with my ex-history teacher (I graduated this summer) right now. As I have for the past few years. As I even more desperately wanted to do that time I cut my wrists over her.

Um, whoah. Please don't do that again, then.
I have no idea who said ex-teacher is, but perhaps you need, I don't know, to get a pet to take your mind off that? Or call up an old friend?
I know these suggestions are incredibly unhelpful, since I have no idea what the situation is, but it really sounds like an unhealthy feeling.

If you're really depressed over it, maybe try going for a long walk? Just to clear your head and cheer up a bit.

[ChairmanPoo]

I have no idea who said ex-teacher is

Mrs Robinson, probably.