Wow Fire Emblem 6... just wow.... it's like you were made by people that had a PhD in Disappointment or something, because this shit's just ridiculous.
So remember how I was complaining about the trollolol dragons that just wanted to cuddle? I beat that level. That was actually the hardest and best area yet since I was fighting the Evil King's righthand man to get an ancient and powerful plot relevant sword, and this guy is just the toughest bastard yet! He goes down though, and I'm all like "Yeah! Now I'm going to get that sword and..."
Game: "HOooold on there buddy! You thought you were going to get the sword. Not yet."
"Uhhh..."
"You need to beat one more stage, this time traversing through a foggy maze of irritating traps, and then beat up the obviously inferior peon to the King's righthand man. Also, more chests!"
"Chests yay!"
"...that have nothing special in them and most of them are in fact are really retarded traps that have fucking dragons hiding in them."
"Awww..."
"But once you beat that, then you get the awesome sword!"
"Yayyy"
"that only has 20 charges so you'll never use it!"
"Awwww...."
"the sword will also finally fucking class change your main character, like 10 chapters too late!"
"Yaayyy?"
"and his class up stats are fucking weak as hell, and he doesn't get a horse. In fact, his sprite don't change at all."
"awwwwwwwwwwww.... I was looking forward to getting a horse."
Like, seriously. Celis got a goddamn horse in FE4, Leaf gets a goddamn horse in FE5, both the previous games have the main characters getting horses! What's wrong with you?! Horses are just the best thing ever in Fire Emblem games! if you're riding a horse, dragon, or pegasus, you pretty much have a leg up on everyone who isn't, and the main character of all people should have the most leg ups of anyone in the game, NOT desperately playing catch-up with all his flunkies who barely have any personality whatsoever...
EDIT: OH yeah, and in FE7, your DAD, Lord Eliwood gets a goddamn horse, and Ephraim AND Erika in FE8 get a goddamn horse. That's all your neighbors on every side fucking one-upping you Roy. Stop sucking so hard.
Way to fucking represent FE6, how the fuck did Roy get in Super Smash Brothers again?