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[RedKing]

"Buy our computers, but beware....we haven't decided if we still want to keep making them! Muahahahaha....."

For torture, you could threaten to make someone install an HP printer. I've seen lesser men break under the strain.

[Heliman]

Halloween is coming, dammit I wonder what I'ma gonna be.

... Well I can dust off my Tf2 Spy costume, but it's black and makes me look like a robber to anyone who isn't a nerd.

Maybe I could go as a neutrino? I'd just get a shirt that says "neutrino" and talk in the past tense the whole night. No, wait, that's too technical and nobody would get it.

Ooo! I could go as an 80's pornstar. I just need to gel my mustache, fluff up my hair, wear short shorts and some thighsocks and I'm pretty much there. wait then my beard would look out of place

Dammit, Any clever costume ideas for a six foot tall, out of shape, beard-and-goatee man?

[Urist Imiknorris]

Evil twin?

[Necro910]

Halloween is coming, dammit I wonder what I'ma gonna be.

... Well I can dust off my Tf2 Spy costume, but it's black and makes me look like a robber to anyone who isn't a nerd.

Maybe I could go as a neutrino? I'd just get a shirt that says "neutrino" and talk in the past tense the whole night. No, wait, that's too technical and nobody would get it.

Ooo! I could go as an 80's pornstar. I just need to gel my mustache, fluff up my hair, wear short shorts and some thighsocks and I'm pretty much there. wait then my beard would look out of place

Dammit, Any clever costume ideas for a six foot tall, out of shape, beard-and-goatee man?

A dorf.

[Nadaka]

Halloween is coming, dammit I wonder what I'ma gonna be.

... Well I can dust off my Tf2 Spy costume, but it's black and makes me look like a robber to anyone who isn't a nerd.

Maybe I could go as a neutrino? I'd just get a shirt that says "neutrino" and talk in the past tense the whole night. No, wait, that's too technical and nobody would get it.

Ooo! I could go as an 80's pornstar. I just need to gel my mustache, fluff up my hair, wear short shorts and some thighsocks and I'm pretty much there. wait then my beard would look out of place

Dammit, Any clever costume ideas for a six foot tall, out of shape, beard-and-goatee man?

A dorf.

A dwarf suffering from gigantism.

[Necro910]

Halloween is coming, dammit I wonder what I'ma gonna be.

... Well I can dust off my Tf2 Spy costume, but it's black and makes me look like a robber to anyone who isn't a nerd.

Maybe I could go as a neutrino? I'd just get a shirt that says "neutrino" and talk in the past tense the whole night. No, wait, that's too technical and nobody would get it.

Ooo! I could go as an 80's pornstar. I just need to gel my mustache, fluff up my hair, wear short shorts and some thighsocks and I'm pretty much there. wait then my beard would look out of place

Dammit, Any clever costume ideas for a six foot tall, out of shape, beard-and-goatee man?

A dorf.

A dwarf suffering from gigantism.

A SUPER DORF

[Protactinium]

Costumes aren't needed to be a universal reference. Wear the TF2 costume, or especially the Neutrino idea. People who don't get it won't get it, and people who do will think you're a genius.

[Urist Imiknorris]

Be the Spy. Make a paper mask of the Medic or someone to put over your mask.

[The Merchant Of Menace]

Ugh, feeling really sick, thank god I'm off tomorrow, I really can't afford to miss any more days.

[Truean]

After not sleeping, I'm running on adrenaline and still doing my job, despite morons saying otherwise.... ("Doing my job" does not necessarily equal "winning your case," especially if there's a good chance you freaking did it and left evidence to that effect....)

[Necro910]

After not sleeping, I'm running on adrenaline and still doing my job, despite morons saying otherwise.... ("Doing my job" does not necessarily equal "winning your case," especially if there's a good chance you freaking did it and left evidence to that effect....)

I'm guessing you are either a detective, a judge, or a lawyer.

[Urist Imiknorris]

She is indeed a lawyer.

[Aklyon]

Augh, why are you both simple and confusing at the same time, VLSM. It is not helping me figure out how you work any better.

[freeformschooler]

Listen, I know I said I have been playing every game on hard mode. And I have. But Torchlight on Very Hard with permadeath on?

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[Duke 2.0]

She is indeed a lawyer.

And apparently has done her share of detective work.

Now we await her eventual work as a judge.