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[Vester]

I'm feeling sicker by the day. And my joint pain is constantly getting worse. I hope I don't have anything seriously wrong with me.

Maybe it's the flu.

[alway]

I have tasted the forbidden fruit.
By that I mean I tasted vanilla extract out of the bottle..it was something I swore to myself I would never do, because I had heard it tasted bad. The curiosity overcame me, however, and now...it smells different. After tasting it and knowing that underneath that lovely smell is a terrifying taste, my nose simply does not react the same way to the liquid.

How depressing.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vanilla_extract

In the United States, in order for a vanilla extract to be called pure, the U.S. Food and Drug Administration requires that the solution contain a minimum of 35% alcohol and 13.35 ounces of vanilla bean per gallon.

No wonder it tastes bad; you drank 70+ proof alcohol.

[MaximumZero]

I'm feeling sicker by the day. And my joint pain is constantly getting worse. I hope I don't have anything seriously wrong with me.

Maybe it's the flu.

Sounds about right. When I had H1N1 (Swine Flu), I felt like someone beat me with a hammer, then set me on fire.

[quinnr]

Bdthemag, turn off all the lights in your room, including your screen.

then turn on a light outside your room, and open the door

once the bugs have followed the light, lock them out.

I have to do this sometimes..

I have tasted the forbidden fruit.
By that I mean I tasted vanilla extract out of the bottle..it was something I swore to myself I would never do, because I had heard it tasted bad. The curiosity overcame me, however, and now...it smells different. After tasting it and knowing that underneath that lovely smell is a terrifying taste, my nose simply does not react the same way to the liquid.

How depressing.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vanilla_extract

In the United States, in order for a vanilla extract to be called pure, the U.S. Food and Drug Administration requires that the solution contain a minimum of 35% alcohol and 13.35 ounces of vanilla bean per gallon.

No wonder it tastes bad; you drank 70+ proof alcohol.

... but it smelled so good! I couldn't resist! Blech.

[Angel Of Death]

I'm feeling sicker by the day. And my joint pain is constantly getting worse. I hope I don't have anything seriously wrong with me.

Maybe it's the flu.

I hope it's not the flu. I bloody hate flus and things like them.

[ChairmanPoo]

Maybe it's gonhorrea

[Angel Of Death]

Maybe it's gonhorrea

But that's an STD...

[MaximumZero]

Maybe it's gonhorrea

He said joint pain, not...you know what? I'll just stop right there.

[ToonyMan]

Spoiler: It's Sunday night again (click to show/hide)

How am I suppose to do anything at this rate.  Give me 20 day weeks.  Give me 80 hour days.  Give me 50 month years.  Give me immortality.  I'm sure I wouldn't get as bored as all those other lame immortals.

[Vester]

Maybe it's gonhorrea

You'd think that would be accompanied by a "Happy thread" post a few days to a month ago.

[Heron TSG]

Just took a practice test for the PSAT.

It makes me sad that standardized tests now have practice practice tests.

[ein]

To be fair, the PSAT is also the National Merit Scholarship Qualification Test~

[quinnr]

To be fair, the PSAT is also the National Merit Scholarship Qualification Test~

.... I didn't take the PSATs because I already took the SATs a few years ago for some gifted program admission test.

If I'd known that it'd be helpful for scholarships I would have taken it. I am now sad.

[Vector]

Just took a practice test for the PSAT.

It makes me sad that standardized tests now have practice practice tests.

It makes me sad that I was so carefree back then that I could study for neither the SAT nor PSAT.  Oh, and I never spent much more than one day studying for an exam (I'm not counting finals or AP tests, which were admittedly different).

Now I've turned into a little stress ball.  I'm not sure what annoys me more--that I could have easily gotten straight A+s through high school if I'd just applied myself as much as I do now, or that I'm such a wreck.

Or that I could have probably gotten a big scholarship for Oberlin, if I'd set that as the main school I was applying for, and then I'd be with the private school kids like a lot of my friends from high school.

*sigh*

[ein]

To be fair, the PSAT is also the National Merit Scholarship Qualification Test~

.... I didn't take the PSATs because I already took the SATs a few years ago for some gifted program admission test.

If I'd known that it'd be helpful for scholarships I would have taken it. I am now sad.

That's why I'm retaking it, actually~
I got a 204 last time, and needed a 216 for NMS~