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[Jopax]

So i talked some with this girl, one of my best friends, about the girl that i'm apparently very much in love with (really like, infatuated, i really don't know how to put it), who also happens to be said girls cousin and best friend since childhood.And it seems that the only way (and this is a very big maybE) for us to concieveably end up together, or that she considers me as anything more than a friend is for me to start acting cool with her, like i don't like her anymore (and she [as everyone else] knows that i really really like her).

I find this a terribly cruel joke by someone, and if i ever find who i will kick them in the groin (very hard) and laugh as they squirm and whine in pain.

Because fuck you life for giving me a shit year that is also a turning point in my life, just, fuck, you.

[Vertigon]

So, yeah. Yesterday I was stuck on the side of the road for 5 and a half hours with no air conditioning, and a bunch of dead electronics. The towing guy went to the goddamn wrong state and took 4 hours more than he was supposed to. The only good thing was the fact that since no one stopped for us, the jerks passing by kept up a good wind.

I guess you could say...
 
those assholes maintained a breeze.

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YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH worst fart joke ever 

[alway]

I just realized something horrible about myself: despite being a Game Development major, I've never played any Legend of Zelda games. 

[Max White]

I just realized something horrible about myself: despite being a Game Development major, I've never played any Legend of Zelda games. 

NES emulator.
The legend of Zelda and Zelda II The adventures of link.
Now.

[SalmonGod]

I still consider Link to the Past to be the essential Zelda game

[Cthulhu]

Whoever on the God of War development team thought making block+whatever moves for every single button on the controller with the Blade of Artemis should be removed from society before he has any more great ideas.

You have to be quick when you block but if you reflex block in the middle of an attack Kratos will, instead of blocking, go swinging his huge-ass sword in gigantic arcs making him easy to hit.

In hard mode this is very bad.

So, whoever put all the BoA combos on the block button, what the fuck did I ever do to you?

[The Scout]

Got a puppy. Little bro claims it as his and beats the shit outta it. It runs from him and can't sleep. Fortunately, it squeals and whines, and is in the room next to me. Which mean no sleep ever. Sad thing is, the poor thing drags it's food and water away into some corner just to hide from little bro.

[Euld]

The following is bad advice: claim your little bro as your own and beat him senseless o_O  I've wished so many times that I could just use physical violence to solve issues that mature discussion and diplomacy will not.

Of course, I'd be in jail by now x_X

[Angel Of Death]

I decided to watch Killing Spree, the flash animation. WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY THINKING!?!?

They ruined it by adding an extremely shit story. I wouldn't care at all if the story was slightly good, but it has no other content other than "OMGZ, DIS GAI, LIEK WONTS RAVENGE!11!1one11!1"

[Maggarg - Eater of chicke]

Listened to Lou Reed's Berlin by mistake. Now I'm sad.

[jaxy15]

Got a puppy. Little bro claims it as his and beats the shit outta it. It runs from him and can't sleep. Fortunately, it squeals and whines, and is in the room next to me. Which mean no sleep ever. Sad thing is, the poor thing drags it's food and water away into some corner just to hide from little bro.

Demand that your bro go four months without tormenting the poor dog.
If he cannot do that, punch him.

[Lord Shonus]

I still consider Link to the Past to be the essential Zelda game

Zelda II was the better game, but LttP is the definitive old-style Zelda game.

[The Merchant Of Menace]

Bleh.. the fact that I'm nothing but a parasite, ruining the lives of the people I love.

[Lord Shonus]

It's all in your head.

[ein]

I gotta learn to be more jazzy.
Whenever I play my bass, it always comes out so melancholic.
Which isn't necessarily a bad thing, but if I do decide I want to play a happy song...