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[ChairmanPoo]

GAHHHHHH!!! The World War Z movie may be cancelled if Paramount can't find a financier to help shoulder the cost. 'At The Mountains of Madness' apparently was also cancelled a couple weeks ago! 
There go 2 of the very few movies I was looking forward to...

AtMoM, if the released script was anything to go by, was going to suck majorly, so maybe it's for the best

[Angel Of Death]

Justin Bieber just released a movie.

Jesus! Wasn't contributing to the death of music enough!?

[fqllve]

Oh boo. Music is just fine. It survived disco after all so it'll survive Bieber.

[ein]

It's not a movie.
It's his life story.

Anyway, if I can bring myself to suffer through torrenting it, I'm going to redub it with sound clips from martial arts films, probably Bruce Lee's.

[Angel Of Death]

It's not a movie.
It's his life story.

Oh god, that makes it twice as bad...

[ein]

Actually, I don't know.
I was just quoting something Jonah overheard once.
Also, there's no torrent for it on Demonoid.
And most of the isohunt results have negative ratings.

[fqllve]

It's not a movie.
It's his life story.

I can't imagine it's going to be very long then.

Anyway, if I can bring myself to suffer through torrenting it, I'm going to redub it with sound clips from martial arts films, probably Bruce Lee's.

Yes. This.

This idea made me happ-- wrong thread.

[Angel Of Death]

If it's his life story, shouldn't it go like this?

Born

School

Highschool

Doing some talentless crap on Youtube

Getting picked up by Usher who promptly taught him how to abuse autotune

Releasing an album that terrorised our ears.

Releasing ANOTHER album that made people want to vomit

The end, credits roll.

The movie must be VEERRRY short.

[ein]

Hour forty-five.

[fqllve]

It must be like Tristram Shandy then. Where the first act is entirely about his conception and development as a fetus into a musical GOD.

A GOD!

[Solifuge]

It must be like Tristram Shandy then. Where the first act is entirely about his conception and development as a fetus into a musical GOD.

A GOD!

So long as we get Proto-Beiber performing choreographed dance moves in the womb, as visible through ultrasound, I would watch that.

[Jackrabbit]

Yes, we don't like Justin Beiber. Christ, the entire internet is like a malfunctioning recorder, can we please get over it?

[fqllve]

I wish. But this is the internet. Remember how long it took for the Twilight furor to die down? Hell, you still see it pop up from time to time.

You know, I've never actually heard a Bieber song, so they can't be all that hard to avoid.

[Jackrabbit]

I have heard a snippet of one once, and I'm not even actively avoiding him. I just don't care. He's not worth caring about and people need to get it into their heads that making fun of him does not make them comedic geniuses and get them girls.

[ein]

I'm too much of an outcast to get any exposure to it.
What little I've heard just sounds like all the other mass-produced garbage.
It comes and it goes leaving us with the good stuff.
And then we don our nostalgia goggles and complain about the new modern stuff citing references to all the good stuff to come out of 2010 and 2011.