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[ChairmanPoo]

Reading the "Sir Apropos" saga. The first book was funny enough, but the two following ones, despite still fun, come off as depressing and existentialist.

[Stone Wera]

Decided to spend an afternoon at the lake. Leg's feeling better, I leave my cane at home. Within an hour I'm attacked by a swan (swans are very agressive, don't laugh), a few others manage to grab it, throw it into the lake. If I had brought my cane I probably could have defended myself or even managed to avoid getting my ass kicked by a bird. Not a good way to start the week, not at all.

[Ochita]

Seriously, swans. Swans. So darn agressive and biting without teeth, and whats up with your leg?

[RedKing]

Don't really see many swans here, but yeah...Canada Geese. Buggers will hiss at you AFTER you've just given them a quarter loaf of bread to eat.

My theory is that one reason why Canadians are generally so friendly is that their aggression is psychically leeched out of their bodies and into their geese.

[Stone Wera]

Seriously, swans. Swans. So darn agressive and biting without teeth, and whats up with your leg?

I fell down the stairs.

Don't really see many swans here, but yeah...Canada Geese. Buggers will hiss at you AFTER you've just given them a quarter loaf of bread to eat.

Those ungrateful bastards.

[Nadaka]

Seriously, swans. Swans. So darn agressive and biting without teeth, and whats up with your leg?

I fell down the stairs.

Don't really see many swans here, but yeah...Canada Geese. Buggers will hiss at you AFTER you've just given them a quarter loaf of bread to eat.

Those ungrateful bastards.

what do you expect from long necked veloceraptors?

[Something Evil]

what do you expect from long necked veloceraptors?

Being tasty?

[Keita]

what do you expect from long necked veloceraptors?

Being tasty?

Very tasty.

[RedKing]

Seriously, swans. Swans. So darn agressive and biting without teeth, and whats up with your leg?

I fell down the stairs.

Don't really see many swans here, but yeah...Canada Geese. Buggers will hiss at you AFTER you've just given them a quarter loaf of bread to eat.

Those ungrateful bastards.

what do you expect from long necked veloceraptors?

Good point. Next time I'm at the lake and one hisses at me and my daughter, I'll have to glance it sidelong and mutter, "Clever girl....."

Hopefully without a second one bursting out of the bushes and mauling me to death.

[Rose]

pain induced insomnia.

[Bauglir]

-snip-

[Ochita]

Really cant be asked anymore..

[Darvi]

Adhere to rule 0: What the GM says goes.

[Keita]

Adhere to rule 0: What the GM says goes.

That is Da Rule that matters.

[lemon10]

I feel lame for posting this, but D&D has finally put to me a problem I can't address. Not like a "This is something I can't accomplish" kind, I mean a, "These rules are fundamentally inconsistent, and there's no way to address the problem without changing them" way.

Whats are the rules in conflict?