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[Mindmaker]

Eh, polish doesn't suffice to decode this.
Maybe if someone could translate it to czech...

[Vector]

i guessed "Of course im a little strange today"

Yup, pretty much.

"I've been doing Russian work for the last 5 hours, of course, so I'm a little bit strange today.  [Insane Russian laughter]."

[Tellemurius]

hooray i still have my 'Slavic understanding in English alphabet skill!'

[iceball3]

hooray i still have my 'Slavic understanding in English alphabet skill!'

Take it to the happy thread...

Damn, my constipation is driving me to the point were I'm almost hysterical. I keep trying to take a dump but I just can't do it.
Uooogghhh...

[Ochita]

Take some cough sweets.

[Vector]

Ugh.

My Russian course has apparently decided to add yet another requirement to waste my time on.  Fabulous.

Damn, my constipation is driving me to the point were I'm almost hysterical. I keep trying to take a dump but I just can't do it.
Uooogghhh...

You need to eat fruit and fibrous foods, like granola.  Water will only get you so far.

[iceball3]

Take some cough sweets.

I don't have that.
I've been downing loads of water, now it's all acidic and I can't make myself push. I can't do laxatives because I already used those a week ago and I don't want to doom myself to tolerance of the stuff.
Everyone with diarrhea right now should consider themselves lucky, at least somewhat.

Damn, my constipation is driving me to the point were I'm almost hysterical. I keep trying to take a dump but I just can't do it.
Uooogghhh...

You need to eat fruit and fibrous foods, like granola.  Water will only get you so far.

Oranges it is then.

[Vector]

Yeah, oranges will do it.  So will borscht.

[ChairmanPoo]

I missed an offer to go to a party.

Guess I'll go to sleep, then. Which was my original plan, but meh.

[iceball3]

Yeah, oranges will do it.  So will borscht.

So, how many and how should I be eating them for the time soon to come?

[Vector]

As many as it takes?

Then keep eating fruit every day, and other fibrous stuff unless you want this to keep happening >_>

[Tellemurius]

Yeah, oranges will do it.  So will borscht.

So, how many and how should I be eating them for the time soon to come?

Whats a typical meals of the day for you?

[iceball3]

Yeah, oranges will do it.  So will borscht.

So, how many and how should I be eating them for the time soon to come?

Whats a typical meals of the day for you?

Er. Cereal, or eggs and bacon if it's the weekend. Lunch is whatever school serves that day, or whatever I can construct with the food in the house if it's a weekend.
Dinner is whatever my parents decide to make, so yah, a very erratic diet.

[Tellemurius]

have you eaten anything bad lately, could be food poisoning.

[iceball3]

have you eaten anything bad lately, could be food poisoning.

I don't think so...
Yeah, nothing rotten or anything.