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[Bauglir]

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[Sowelu]

I've realized I have no idea how to build a computer. This is unfortunate, as I had planned to do so.

You've played Minecraft or some other crafting-based game, right?

Well, everyone knows that computers are silicon-based, and you can get silicon from sand.  So, you should start out by gathering sand.  Making a forge is kind of its own little thing--but since you need one for everything else, I'll assume you already have one.  Anyway, sand by itself will give you silicon wafers, and forging them with different kinds of metal will give you different components.  Try it!  You'll need a motherboard, CPU, and up to four sticks of RAM.  Drag all the components onto the motherboard, and you'll have a working computer in no time.

[ChairmanPoo]

Beatings will continue... UNTIL THE MORALE IMPROVES!

[Aklyon]

I've realized I have no idea how to build a computer. This is unfortunate, as I had planned to do so.

Its mostly just putting stuff in slots, and messing with plugging in small wires of various connector sizes. And antistatic mats/wristbands so you don't fry your stuff.

[Rose]

bah, real men just touch the case before starting work.

[Sowelu]

bah, real men just touch the case before starting work.

It's better to touch a metal part of your desk, or something more-grounded than your case; if your machine is standing upright, unplugged, on rubber feet, then touching the chassis won't do much of anything.

[Itnetlolor]

bah, real men just touch the case before starting work.

It's better to touch a metal part of your desk, or something more-grounded than your case; if your machine is standing upright, unplugged, on rubber feet, then touching the chassis won't do much of anything.

Real men hit the machine to get it working.

Spoiler: AAAAAAAYY!!!! (click to show/hide)

[Aklyon]

My newest forum game has gone from bad to worse.
I suppose it fits with the theme of the game, though.

[Realmfighter]

I went outside to see the lunar eclipse, only to find that this is Canada, the land without a moon.

Fuck.

[ChairmanPoo]

It's cloudy here too, but I enjoyed revelling in the rain at 3 AM

[KaguroDraven]

I'm reasonibly sure it hasn't even started yet.

[Urist Imiknorris]

Can't sleep. Internet connection is supremely shitty. A two and a half minute Youtube video takes three and a half hours to load. A can of Sprite sits in my hand, its contents frozen. My netbook can't run Spelunky - the framerate is bad and the screen is too small for the window. I'm writing a C++ program to help me in future physics classes; it's only barely started, and I cannot muster the will to continue.

Hell has frozen over, and its name is Maine.

[Aklyon]

I'm reasonibly sure it hasn't even started yet.

Wikipedia says the Penumbra has.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

I'm reasonibly sure it hasn't even started yet.

Wikipedia says the Penumbra has.

The penumbra hasn't started, and won't for 53 miniutes at the time of writing. Wikipedia jumped the gun.

[ein]

Can't sleep. Internet connection is supremely shitty. A two and a half minute Youtube video takes three and a half hours to load. A can of Sprite sits in my hand, its contents frozen. My netbook can't run Spelunky - the framerate is bad and the screen is too small for the window. I'm writing a C++ program to help me in future physics classes; it's only barely started, and I cannot muster the will to continue.

Hell has frozen over, and its name is Maine.

You can't sleep and I have a bottle in front of me labeled 'Nerve Tonic: Insomnia Relief.'
Ingredients: Scullcap, Valerian, Lemon Balm, Blue Vervain, Catnip, Mugwort, Passion flower and Siberian Motherwort in 50% 190 proof alcohol & 50% distilled water.