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[KaguroDraven]

Well, I am screwed. My laptop shut itself down about an hour and a half ago for an unimportant reason. But the problem is, it won't start back up now. It went through the repair program atleast four times. Twice with no results, and twice saying it couldn't fix the problem. Basicly, my computer is fucked. This has to be the fourth time this has happend to me, what the hell am I going to do?!

[ChairmanPoo]

I was driving home and it began raining so much that I couldnt see the road. I was terribly afraid that I'd lose control of the car, drive through a fence, and get eaten by a dilophosaurus

[Rose]

Well, I am screwed. My laptop shut itself down about an hour and a half ago for an unimportant reason. But the problem is, it won't start back up now. It went through the repair program atleast four times. Twice with no results, and twice saying it couldn't fix the problem. Basicly, my computer is fucked. This has to be the fourth time this has happend to me, what the hell am I going to do?!

see, if you had a real man's computer, ie a desktop, there would be options here.

as it is, all you can do is send it in for repairs.

[KaguroDraven]

I HAD a desktop until this happened the first time. Then I had a second desktop, which this happened to. Computers for some reason keep on breaking down on me.

[Lumbajak]

There's a mouse somewhere in this room.

This room is being quarantined until we devise a way to catch it.

[Rose]

I HAD a desktop until this happened the first time. Then I had a second desktop, which this happened to. Computers for some reason keep on breaking down on me.

there's your problem. you don't replace the desktop, you find out what specific part is not working, and you replace that.

[dragnar]

There's a mouse somewhere in this room.

This room is being quarantined until we devise a way to catch it.

You must build a better mouse trap! Hmm... Alright, here's what you have to do:
1. Buy an axe.
2. Learn to use said axe.
3. Coat the axe in cheese.
4. CHAAAARRRRGGE!!!

[Leafsnail]

I am working quite hard to "Retarded Nihilist" it to death.

I'd like to point out that posting on a thread keeps it alive.  Pretty much regardless of what you post.

And wealth destruction isn't really just a "political" thing... economically, you can't just say the government magically destroys wealth.

[Rilder]

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/10/29/nyregion/29young.html

Judge Rules you can sue a 4 year old.

[ILikePie]

Good lord, these weekends can get crazy boring. 14 hours and 25 minutes until school starts.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

The Liberal Crime Squad page on Wikipedia is up for deletion.

[Realmfighter]

GRAH

WHY CAN'T YOU BE AT A REASONABLE AGE FOR ME TO NOT FEEL BAD AFTER LUSTING AFTER YOU. DAMMIT

[Aqizzar]

I can assure you that even though the lines seem endless, there is definitely a last line.

Hey presto, you found it.

[Realmfighter]

Come on, I know your all thinking it.

[Aqizzar]

Yes, we are all thinking that outfit is a little much, and that Halloween is a thinly veiled excuse for women of all ages to dress like strippers.

But you're not supposed to say it.