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Author Topic: Things that made you sad today thread.  (Read 9759677 times)

Jackrabbit

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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #14670 on: October 15, 2010, 10:24:28 pm »
Start a feudal student party at your school and openly merge fiefs in front of them. 
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #14671 on: October 15, 2010, 10:25:03 pm »
A truckload of people took a (semi-legal; they got parent notes) field trip from my high school to protest the protest. They ran around in face paint and such, apparently having a grand old time. I was stuck doing The Calculus.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #14672 on: October 15, 2010, 10:25:25 pm »
Quote from: Jackrabbit on October 15, 2010, 10:24:28 pm
Start a feudal student party at your school and openly merge fiefs in front of them. 
And video tape that.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #14673 on: October 15, 2010, 10:54:07 pm »
I started playing Nethack recently, and I just received the most annoyingly ridiculous death I've ever had. I was playing as a (lawful) dwarven valkyrie, and I was killed in the gnomish mines by a kobold lord with a wand of lightning. I found it worse than the Gnome With The Wand Of Death. It wasn't enough for it to be able to kill me. No, it had to blind me with the first blast and then shoot me in the back when I was fleeing through the only available escape route. Asshole.

Even better: When I requested my possessions be identified, it turned out that I had picked up (among other things) two uncursed scrolls of enchant armor, one of identify, an uncursed potion of speed (wish I had known about either this or the identify scroll, maybe I could have lived), an uncursed bag of holding, an uncursed magic lamp, and a can of grease with sixteen charges. The bag and the lamp were both sitting next to a fountain on level 1.

Farvel Hopeless Idiot the Valkyrie...

You died in the Gnomish Mines on dungeon level 4 with 848 points, and 491 pieces of gold, after 1132 moves.
You were level 3 with a maximum of 41 hit points when you died.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread. >:?
« Reply #14674 on: October 15, 2010, 10:56:09 pm »
Quote from: Euld on October 15, 2010, 10:21:12 pm
Westboro Baptist is definently hitting my old college on the 21st.  *sigh*
Remind them that they have no pancake mix. Bring your own.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #14675 on: October 15, 2010, 10:57:42 pm »
Well, at least you weren't killed by a newt.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #14676 on: October 15, 2010, 10:59:11 pm »
Quote from: Aklyon on October 15, 2010, 10:57:42 pm
Well, at least you weren't killed by a newt.
So ended the sad tale of Muhm Mimunc, the Level One Mummy Monk.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #14677 on: October 15, 2010, 11:04:37 pm »
the newt is also the arch-nemesis of this guy.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #14678 on: October 15, 2010, 11:09:04 pm »
My last valkyrie was killed by a small mimic in a shop on level 2. I missed it about twenty times in a row.
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YOU CANT NOT HAVE SUSPECTS IN A GAME OF MAFIA

ITS THE WHOLE POINT OF THE GAME
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If Tiruin redirected the lynch, then this means that, and... the Illuminati! Of course!

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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #14679 on: October 16, 2010, 12:24:15 am »
ToME... Skeleton Warrior... the skills and stats match up PERFECTLY... but skeletons start out at the bottom of an insane dungeon, and the skeleton mages in it are ridiculously overpowered at low levels. I should be really strong... If I can survive getting out of there.

...so...much...dying...
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From this thread, I learned that video cameras have a dangerosity of 60 kiloswords per second.  Thanks again, Mad Max.

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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #14680 on: October 16, 2010, 12:44:44 am »
I started work on a rougelike today (technically yesterday, as it's 2 AM). I've gotten to the point where I can make a little @ run around the screen and bump into the walls flawlessly. Not shabby for one hour of coding and two hours of debugging.
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
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I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #14681 on: October 16, 2010, 02:47:54 am »
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Quote from: dragonshardz on December 25, 2011, 01:55:12 pm
WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
Quote from: Rentorian on October 31, 2011, 12:02:31 pm
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #14682 on: October 16, 2010, 03:48:06 am »
I just finished reading Half Life: Full Life Consequences. I don't care if the kid who made this is nine or not. It still sucks.

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and the pants were dead and teh dirt was messy and bloody from headcrabs.

Somebody has a really bad case of crabs.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #14683 on: October 16, 2010, 04:26:35 am »
I thought you enjoyed it, you were laughing about it earlier.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #14684 on: October 16, 2010, 04:28:10 am »
Quote from: Jackrabbit on October 16, 2010, 04:26:35 am
I thought you enjoyed it, you were laughing about it earlier.
I was laughing at how pathetic it was. >:D
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