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[dragnar]

Your theory kind of falls apart in that there are more women than men in the world now. Assuming population trends continue as they are now, it'll be 54:46 by 2050.

Yes, NOW. Instincts aren't recent developments, they are remnants of our less civilized ancestors.

[Criptfeind]

MY DND GAME IS IN 24 HOURS AND I AM NOT READY AUUUUUUUGH

I have two hours to make around three hours of game.

Rip-off a pre-built adventure, work it in somehow.

They are already near the end of a dungeon. Also I got a reprieve, I now have several more hours.

[Duke 2.0]

 Threshold guardian, puzzle-room, small prize room, secret entrance, another threshold guardian, real prize.

 Bam. Campaign done.

[Bauglir]

-snip-

[MaximumZero]

MY DND GAME IS IN 24 HOURS AND I AM NOT READY AUUUUUUUGH

I have two hours to make around three hours of game.

Rip-off a pre-built adventure, work it in somehow.

They are already near the end of a dungeon. Also I got a reprieve, I now have several more hours.

The Tarrasque lives at the end of the dungeon. Also, it has wings and a breath weapon. Done and done.

Yay, I can fly!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[ChairmanPoo]

I just read part of My Immortal.
Never. Again.

I WILL HELP YOU COMRADE!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Also: Gelatinous Cubes. As many as you can fit, and then more because they are made of goddamn gel.

Spoiler: There is no upper limit to the cube. (click to show/hide)

[Il Palazzo]

BLEUGH: Repercussions of Solitude

Vector waited. The lights above her blinked and sparked out of the air. There were relationship-starved people in the world. She sometimes seen them, and had loathed them now for years. Her warnings to Bay12 forum were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Vector was a human female for twenty years. When she was young she watched the couples and she said to dad "I want to date guys daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE DISSAPOINT BY PRICKS"
There was a time when she believed him. Then as she got oldered she stopped. But now in the aftermath of the Rosewood incident she knew there were pricks.
"This is Bay12" the radio crackered. "You must stop worrying about gender roles in a relationship!"
So Vector gotted her keyboard and wrote whiny posts.
"SHE GOING TO LOOK DOWN ON US" said the lonely female friends
"I will tell her" said the Good Fairy Il Palazzo and he fired the convoluted argument. Vector retorted at him and tried to ridicule his points. But then the other forumites interrupted and they were trapped and not able to understand.
"No! I must make my point" she shouted
The radio said "No, Vector. You are missing the point"
And then Vector was relationship starved.

[Schilcote]

I just tried to watch the Star Trek movie. IT BUUUURNNSSS
That was quite possibly the worst 40 minutes of my life. And after I had just watched the Discworld movies too. I could have ended on a good note with those two, but nooooo. I had to watch a shitty movie after two good ones. Completely ruined the experience of the first two.

[Ochita]

And Ochita looked at he saw chaos. He also remembered that he was relationship starved and with a smaller base than normal he felt sad about it all. Still the below post was funny to read.

[Mindmaker]

BLEUGH: Repercussions of Solitude

Vector waited. The lights above her blinked and sparked out of the air. There were relationship-starved people in the world. She sometimes seen them, and had loathed them now for years. Her warnings to Bay12 forum were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Vector was a human female for twenty years. When she was young she watched the couples and she said to dad "I want to date guys daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE DISSAPOINT BY PRICKS"
There was a time when she believed him. Then as she got oldered she stopped. But now in the aftermath of the Rosewood incident she knew there were pricks.
"This is Bay12" the radio crackered. "You must stop worrying about gender roles in a relationship!"
So Vector gotted her keyboard and wrote whiny posts.
"SHE GOING TO LOOK DOWN ON US" said the lonely female friends
"I will tell her" said the Good Fairy Il Palazzo and he fired the convoluted argument. Vector retorted at him and tried to ridicule his points. But then the other forumites interrupted and they were trapped and not able to understand.
"No! I must make my point" she shouted
The radio said "No, Vector. You are missing the point"
And then Vector was relationship starved.

You didn't even change that ridiculous formatting.
I'm impressed.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Spoiler:  COMPLETE. GLOBAL. SATURATION (click to show/hide)

[Acanthus117]

Damn it, I hate those things.

I've lost more adventurers to Oozes than to dragons. D:

[MaximumZero]

Dungeons and Gelatinous Cubes just isn't as sexy a name.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Spoiler: CUBE! CUBE! CUBE! CUBE! CUBE! (click to show/hide)