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[Aklyon]

god, that book...
The only thing i remember about it is that someone got run over.

[smigenboger]

Read the whole thing as if they were squirrels in a forest.

[Heron TSG]

Try reading it while on a rollercoaster, to simulate plot.

[Sir Pseudonymous]

I seem to recall liking that book, at least more so than most of the shit we had to read.

[Schilcote]

I feel the urge to write fanfiction.

Someone stop me before I maim again.

[Vector]

So, my English class was assigned The Great Gatsby. It is the single worst piece of literature I have read in my entire life. There is nothing interesting about this book.

Try to figure out when Carroway is lying, when he's telling the truth, and when he's just had gay sex.

Trust me, makes everything more amusing.

[Schilcote]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Comissioner Gordon's brother Comissioner John was sitting at cumputer shawping for money. Sudently he got email from Comissioner Gordon. "Brother our brother Morgan Freeman isinprizoned by the evil forces of villians! We need to help Batman shave him."

Comissioner John Freeman thn got in AMC Pacer and drove to Gotham to meet Comissioner Gordan Freeman. "I am here brother." Comissioner John Freeman said to Comissioner Gordon Freeman.

They meet Batman and Batcousin in center of ham. "We are gsdja here" said the Freemans. "Good" say Batman. "We must find bad guys now and rekill Too-Face again."

"I has idea wear are villians being at now" Said Batcousin as she began to sweat in tight bikini. "Let's go."

Batman, Batcousin, and the Freemans go to a bar called Teh Mad Hater's bar four evil people.

"You r right Batcuosin." Batman sex. "I see villiwans here. We must see if Killer Cork went in here."

Batman goes up to bartender. "Can you tell me if Killer Clock is here?" Batman ask him.

"No" bartender yell. "Because you are Batman and me am Mad Hater."

"Oh no!" Batman cry.

...
What

[Vector]

Dude, why don't you read good Batman fanfic?  It's out there... you just have to put an effort into finding it.

[Schilcote]

Dude, why don't you read good Batman fanfic?  It's out there... you just have to put an effort into finding it.

Because I don't want to.
Actually, that doesn't belong in the sad thread at all really. Batman/Full Life Consequences crossover? Awesome.
Just needs DJY animating it.

[Tack]

That's so jprrob;e ot
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[Vector]

... "That's so horrible it's hilarious?"

Hm.  Maybe.

[Schilcote]

Have you ever seen Half-Life: Full Life Consequences? You should if you haven't.

[Vector]

Have you ever seen Half-Life: Full Life Consequences? You should if you haven't.

Is that the one with "no, john, you are the demons?"  Or... something by the same guy?  That is one of my favorite fanfics, though I like the stuff by Jycellaemynthia on ff.net even better.


Pfffff, I've had it.  Fewer romantic novels, more tragedies.  C'mon, folks!  Let's see some more dying, here!  No, not necking... dying.  Tragedy, noise, shouts of pain, lots of death.

Also, can I have a strong heroine who doesn't just want a family/lover/whatever?  I used to make fun of Tamora Pierce books and their menstruation-obsession, but that was before I realized how important they were.  I miss women with swords, muscle, and a vision.

Meh.  Friends first, then I shall have time for necking.

[Cthulhu]

No, Full Life Consequences is by a different guy, but it's in the same vein.

[Acanthus117]

GOREN FRUHMIN, SAVOR OF HUMENS