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[Footkerchief]

Man, I'm reminded of one girl I knew in HS that had huge breasts and absolutely loved showing them off. Thinking back, I probably should've greeted her everyday by saying "Thank you".

There was a girl like this at my HS, too.  One day in art class she told me "You need a bitch," and refused to elaborate.  Guess she caught me staring.

[dragnar]

Or maybe she just thought you should get a dog... I never could understand why "dog" isn't considered just as much of an insult. It's the same meaning, just less specific about the gender of animal in question.(come to think of it, is there a term for a male dog?)

[ToonyMan]

Dude, if you called someone a dog they isn't very insulting at all.

[Schilcote]

Dude, if you called someone a dog they isn't very insulting at all.

PEEGdog on the other hand...

[Akigagak]

What the bloody hell is a PEEGdog?

[nenjin]

My friend shoved me into a telephone pole while I was walking, and I rebounded from there into the path of a car. Luckily, they had a red light up ahead, so they hit me at about 9 or 10 instead of 50.

You need to quit hanging out with assholes because you want "friends."

Or you need to kick the shit out of your friend. Living life like you're on Jackass seems funny when you're young, but not when you're on the receiving end of all of it.

[Schilcote]

What the bloody hell is a PEEGdog?

It's what you get when you say pigdog with a russian accent.

[sonerohi]

My friend shoved me into a telephone pole while I was walking, and I rebounded from there into the path of a car. Luckily, they had a red light up ahead, so they hit me at about 9 or 10 instead of 50.

You need to quit hanging out with assholes because you want "friends."

Or you need to kick the shit out of your friend. Living life like you're on Jackass seems funny when you're young, but not when you're on the receiving end of all of it.

Oh no, he was justified. Our teacher had been giving him crap for some girl troubles he was having. During a quick locker break, I told teach that my friend was struggling with his sexuality, and the word spread like crazy.

[Cthulhu]

No John you are the jackasses

Why did you do that?

[Rilder]

You know what you Russian douchebags, if your just gonna surrender to the UK then stay the fuck out of my war with the Ottoman Empire.

[sonerohi]

No John you are the jackasses

Why did you do that?

Because we are teenage males full of testosterone. Like the peacock has its mating plumage, we have over the top acts of random violence and cruelty.

[Realmfighter]

Your coherent enough to recognize that its retarded, your coherent enough to not do it in the first place.

[Schilcote]

Your coherent enough to recognize that its retarded, your coherent enough to not do it in the first place.

You'd think so, however, the human brain is configured so that even if the Ego knows that something is a bad idea, it can still be forcefully coerced into acting under the Id's orders.

[Mysteriousbluepuppet]

For some reason bethoven 9 started playing in my mind, and i wanted to buy myself a cane.

[nenjin]

Yeah, that sounds about par for being a teenager. I didn't have much of an appetite for random acts of dickery though, past age 16.