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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #11700 on: September 08, 2010, 10:21:54 am »

I didn't throw up, actually. Rarely do. My head feels awful but my stomach's pretty okay. And yeah, much as humans are curious little monkeys, I tend not to wonder much about hypothetical vomit.

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« Reply #11701 on: September 08, 2010, 10:54:14 am »

Throwing up is amazing, great way to lose weight quick.
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« Reply #11702 on: September 08, 2010, 12:43:46 pm »

Good way to destroy your esophagus and teeth, as well as developing a vitamin deficiency :D
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #11703 on: September 08, 2010, 03:16:38 pm »

Don't forget the horrid pain from acid burns that will slowly wear down your mouth's cell lining and give extreme infections!
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« Reply #11704 on: September 08, 2010, 04:18:09 pm »

Shaa, you just, like, don't know anything, okay? I'm like, super-hot and I throw up like all the time.

Shaa.
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« Reply #11705 on: September 08, 2010, 04:31:17 pm »

Shaa, you just, like, don't know anything, okay? I'm like, super-hot and I throw up like all the time.

Shaa.

This is made really creepy when you figure in that last night I met some girl who kept commenting on how throwing up on a regular basis helped her keep her figure, and kept using the phrase "so hot."

WHO ARE YOU REALLY JACK

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« Reply #11706 on: September 08, 2010, 04:37:26 pm »

I woke up just in time today to leave for class and maybe make it a few minutes late.  As in, if I'd jumped in the car as soon as I rolled out of bed, I could have made it.  (Fucking cat, every time he sleeps on me I can't wake up.  Of course, working my ass off right up til I got home, then immediately trying to catch four hours sleep, after working on even less sleep all day may have had something to do with it.)  But it was also pouring rain, and my windshield wipers aren't working.  So I decided, screw it, I'm staying home.  After already skipping (one) class last week, because my leg got fucked up at work and I didn't want to walk on it.

I then wake up four hours later, right at the time I would normally be driving home, to see the sun shining outside.

So, to recap, I can't get enough sleep on a regular basis, I pussed out of driving in the rain (I can do it without wipers and brakes, but God knows it's harrowing), I've consequently missed two days of a class I have no right to miss (Spanish), and pretty much all for naught.  I'm also too lazy to force myself to wake up, walk on a slightly painful leg, make a dangerous drive I know I can or fix my wipers like I probably can, and I'm still wasting time sitting here.

I'm not actually sure how I feel about this.  I mean, I'm beating myself up for not doing enough, which I haven't, but for fucks sake I've had a pretty unlucky week.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #11707 on: September 08, 2010, 04:41:38 pm »

Fucking cat, every time he sleeps on me I can't wake up.
Nice to see someone shares my only weakness.
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« Reply #11708 on: September 08, 2010, 04:45:24 pm »

Shaa, you just, like, don't know anything, okay? I'm like, super-hot and I throw up like all the time.

Shaa.

This is made really creepy when you figure in that last night I met some girl who kept commenting on how throwing up on a regular basis helped her keep her figure, and kept using the phrase "so hot."

WHO ARE YOU REALLY JACK

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I REALLY AM THAT GIRL, SHAA.

Do you think I'd make out with a guy if I wasn't? Gross! I'm totally surprised you didn't, like, see that.

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« Reply #11709 on: September 08, 2010, 04:46:47 pm »

I like a girl, and she likes me. She says we cant go out because she doesnt want to hurt the guy she liked, he liked her back. He moved a way, its been two months.
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« Reply #11710 on: September 08, 2010, 04:47:29 pm »

Fucking cat, every time he sleeps on me I can't wake up.
Nice to see someone shares my only weakness.

I almost missed class this morning, because my new kitten decided to sit on me, and suddenly I wanted to go back to sleep.

Gentlemen, I believe we may have empirical evidence for the Theory of Cat Gravity.
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« Reply #11711 on: September 08, 2010, 04:48:22 pm »

Oh God yes. They do whatever they can to drape themselves over my chest and face and all I can do is lie there with my breathing slightly constricted.
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« Reply #11712 on: September 08, 2010, 04:49:24 pm »

For anyone interested (ALL OF YOU AND DON'T DENY IT. Hormones are so interesting) afterwards everyone decided I was an ukay. What the fuck is an ukay.

Uke means you're a submissive homosexual.
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« Reply #11713 on: September 08, 2010, 04:49:58 pm »

Motherfucker.
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« Reply #11714 on: September 08, 2010, 04:50:55 pm »

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