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[Solifuge]

Was showing my buddy Omegle today, when a discussion about anonymity, the internet, and how people behave came up. I was trying to say that, even in a place like Omegle, people can have some decent conversations with people, whom they'd never meet in person.... but every attempt, and I mean EVERY attempt to strike up a conversation got to sexual overtures within a few lines. It didn't go a long way to proving my argument.

Heh... I did have some fun after a bit though, and demonstrated another thing Anonymity is good for:

Spoiler: OMEGLE (click to show/hide)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: you horny?
You: Entirely. I'm wet too.
Stranger: asl
You: 19, F, Tanzania
Stranger: u wanna cum
You: No, but I would very much like to cross this river.
You: There are a great many Crocodiles in the way of my herd, but such is the life of a Wildebeast.
Stranger: fuk u
You: That, my friend, is called Bestiality.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Acanthus117]

Oh, that was real funny, Solifuge.

[Schilcote]

My life consists entirely of torture. And I mean entirely. I don't remember anything else.
And I can't commit suicide.

I just feel like pointing this out because I can't do anything about it. At the very least I can whine and make people hate me more than they already do.

[Heron TSG]

My life consists entirely of torture. And I mean entirely. I don't remember anything else.
And I can't commit suicide.

Are you glued to a mime with no access to sharp things?

[Medicine Man]

My life consists entirely of torture. And I mean entirely. I don't remember anything else.
And I can't commit suicide.

I just feel like pointing this out because I can't do anything about it. At the very least I can whine and make people hate me more than they already do.

Why the hell can't you commit suicide?
And what is so torturous about your life?No friends, dead family or something along those lines?

[dragnar]

My life consists entirely of torture.

No it doesn't. I don't care what the problem is, you aren't THAT bad off... Well, unless it's this:

Are you glued to a mime with no access to sharp things?

And I can't commit suicide.

Yes you can. It's a stupid idea though.

[Rose]

I's monday today.

I hate mondays

just like I hate saturdays, tuesdays, thursdays, wednesdays, and fridays.

[Cthulhu]

My life consists entirely of torture. And I mean entirely. I don't remember anything else.
And I can't commit suicide.

I just feel like pointing this out because I can't do anything about it. At the very least I can whine and make people hate me more than they already do.

AAARGH, FOURTEEN BITTER YEARS AND I HAVE KNOWN NO SUCCOUR, CRAAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIN

[Duke 2.0]

My life consists entirely of torture. And I mean entirely. I don't remember anything else.
And I can't commit suicide.

I just feel like pointing this out because I can't do anything about it. At the very least I can whine and make people hate me more than they already do.

AAARGH, FOURTEEN BITTER YEARS AND I HAVE KNOWN NO SUCCOUR, CRAAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIN

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES, THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

 But yeah, if you can't commit suicide then there is something in your life worth staying for. Something worth enduring through the pain. Find it and nurture it. Even if it is something as iffy as "I don't want to make my parents sad, but they just piss me off so much" just develop it and make things good for them. Eventually you'll find your legs, wherever they are.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

And even if you won't listen to any of that, even if you are fully and utterly convinced everyone around you will hate you forever and your life will only consist of pain, even if all of the above is somehow true: You still have the oppertunity to be a better person with your life. If you really want those who hate you to hate you more, then be a better person than they could ever hope to be in their miserable lives.

[Schilcote]

It's more along the lines of not having control over my own actions, actually. Sort of an "and I must scream" situation.

[Vector]

My life consists entirely of torture. And I mean entirely. I don't remember anything else.

I think your comments in the happy thread negate this statement.

Now go make some cupcakes and cheer up, already.

It's more along the lines of not having control over my own actions, actually. Sort of an "and I must scream" situation.

Welcome to adulthood.  Enjoy the rest of your life on this miserable little rock.

[Realmfighter]

It's more along the lines of not having control over my own actions, actually. Sort of an "and I must scream" situation.

So wait, you are at the moment a giant blob of rotting flesh and you can only communicate through the internet?

Call for help immediately

[Duke 2.0]

It's more along the lines of not having control over my own actions, actually. Sort of an "and I must scream" situation.

So wait, you are at the moment a giant blob of rotting flesh and you can only communicate through the internet?

Call for help immediately

It turns out the universe is a "Brains in a jar" thought experiment and he has just reached awareness of the fact that he is a brain in a vat.

 He is... THE ONE.

[Realmfighter]

CALL A PROFESSIONAL 'CAUSE SHIT JUST GOT REAL.

*Punglasses attached*