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[Hanslanda]

All things end in time. *puts a shotgun to the sad threads head* I just happen to be time's end zone referee.

[TamerVirus]

Fool! Only the great Toad has the power to vanquish the great emotion threads with his mighty hammer!

[TD1]

His mighty, slimy, oozy hammer which may or may not exude streams of frogspawn which then slither into your mouth. The newly made toadpoles wait in your belly, feasting on the food there until it's all gone and then you become the food and they devour you from the inside out until they burst from your over-ripe eyes and stream down your cheeks like tears. Gelatinous, slimy tears.

........

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Nice day, isn't it?

[scourge728]

Jesus Christ Th4DwArfY1

[TD1]

I don't follow. All those words mean the same thing.

[ChairmanPoo]

His mighty, slimy, oozy hammer which may or may not exude streams of frogspawn which then slither into your mouth. The newly made toadpoles wait in your belly, feasting on the food there until it's all gone and then you become the food and they devour you from the inside out until they burst from your over-ripe eyes and stream down your cheeks like tears. Gelatinous, slimy tears.

........

....

Nice day, isn't it?

All those moments will be lost in time, like gelatinous slimy tears in rain

[hector13]

I don't follow. All those words mean the same thing.

I see what you did there.

Father Jack would be proud. /find your own feckin' video

[Rolan7]

I wasn't expecting to find body-horror in the sad thread, but I was pleasantly horrified.  Bay12 is nothing if not creative!
(The sheer heresy gives it a scary kick)

[JoshuaFH]

Oh yeah, yesterday (the 21st) was my Birthday. Yay me, I'm 29 now.

Anyway, there was no celebration for me, I spent the whole day alone, eating pizza and ice cream by myself. It wasn't too bad.

My mom and my sister spent it having fun in Orlando, Florida, on vacation from... nothing I guess because Mom doesn't work and Jade already has a very laissez faire attitude towards high school. Anyway, I have to drive her to the airport and back, because she just can't drive herself, costing me something like 60 dollars in gas, and my entire three day weekend as I have to reschedule my sleep schedule to being ready to make these trips and to routinely look after her dogs that she left behind.... ANYWAY immediately after the return trip home, my alternator in my car breaks, my car dies in the middle of the road, and I need to get it towed and then repaired, which is something like 260 more dollars. So: 320 dollars, my own weekend, and my general peace of mind sacrificed for my Mom and Sister's excellent, unnecessary adventure.

I guess I should have just told them to piss off when they asked if I could drive them to the airport.

[martinuzz]

A new global research shows that there is much more plastic polluting the oceans that previously assumed. With an estimated 80 million tons of plastic, that's 4 times more than the previous estimate.

[Rolan7]

If only I could be a monk in a simpler time.  Scribing simple truths, working hard, having an occasional tipple.
Preserving Precursor lessons for an indiscernible future time.  Planting crops.
Resisting temptations.

I would have done well at that life.  I'm not even that interested in men, really, much less women.

Of course, the monks had it good.  Agrarian like most people, but with protection from the wars.  And tithes.  And maybe even literacy (though many of them only copied, not understanding the glyphs they wrote).
Sadness.

[Maximum Spin]

If only I could be a monk in a simpler time.  Scribing simple truths, working hard, having an occasional tipple.
Preserving Precursor lessons for an indiscernible future time.  Planting crops.
Resisting temptations.

I would have done well at that life.  I'm not even that interested in men, really, much less women.

Of course, the monks had it good.  Agrarian like most people, but with protection from the wars.  And tithes.  And maybe even literacy (though many of them only copied, not understanding the glyphs they wrote).
Sadness.

I mean, you could, that's basically what I do. :/

[Baffler]

If only I could be a monk in a simpler time.  Scribing simple truths, working hard, having an occasional tipple.
Preserving Precursor lessons for an indiscernible future time.  Planting crops.
Resisting temptations.

I would have done well at that life.  I'm not even that interested in men, really, much less women.

Of course, the monks had it good.  Agrarian like most people, but with protection from the wars.  And tithes.  And maybe even literacy (though many of them only copied, not understanding the glyphs they wrote).
Sadness.

When I saw that link I was sure it'd be this.

[Trekkin]

If only I could be a monk in a simpler time.  Scribing simple truths, working hard, having an occasional tipple.
Preserving Precursor lessons for an indiscernible future time.  Planting crops.
Resisting temptations.

I would have done well at that life.  I'm not even that interested in men, really, much less women.

Of course, the monks had it good.  Agrarian like most people, but with protection from the wars.  And tithes.  And maybe even literacy (though many of them only copied, not understanding the glyphs they wrote).
Sadness.

There are still monks, you know. You can still be one.

[Yoink]

Temptations of the internet > temptations of the flesh