If acting stalker-y, do not touch.
Kind of, I guess. I don't really stalk her, not on purpose at least (I would have to be blind to not), and there's no need to since I have a very good idea what she is doing anyway and I am right way too often that I would want.
If GF, go ahead if you're not doing it stupidly frequently.
Nay, maybe in a different world.
If crush, wait for a while, see if it passes.
It haven't passed yet so I guess it will take a while, maybe even longer while than I would expect.
If not, then may as well as give it a bash, I guess. Try asking out.
Did. Worked out pretty well. Stuff hapened. Doesn't work anymore.
If friend... I 'unno, depends on what they're like.
That's what I'm most afraid of, that she would actually go with it.
If mortal enemy, fill letter with fire ants.
I'm literally going between "go die" and "I love u" all the time, with all the possible in-betweens such as "let's be friends".
If non-euclidian eldritch abomination, hope they don't send you a selfie.
Nay, she's okay, proably even okayer (like, very okay) than me but I don't think that's the problem, though you can never be sure. Wouldn't send a selfie though.
@Kot
Don't...
Just keep in mind that half the people out there are women!
Sure most of them are lousy, because most people are lousy. But there are so many people of the female gender who are just as eager as you to find a decent partner.
I know how it is to idolize someone. It's fun, but it shouldn't be acted upon. That way lies, literally, madness.
I'm not writing, I'm not going to, which is the whole problem. And the thing with half the people out there is that I'm not eager to find a decend partner, more like specifically her which is complete utter bullshit but there I go. And I wish it was as simple as idolizing her, it's more like that I know she has a whole lot of bad sides and stuff but I don't really care, or rather I do but that's ok, I guess... though that might be the idolization thing, I don't know.
Also I might have been mad already so it's not like it changed much.
Oh, Rolan7, I think you missed the memo where she's apparently Mary the Virgin herself, so pure and angelic and irreplaceable.
Mary is the third name, as for virginity I suppose yes, unless she got really damn drunk, as for purity and being angelic... well, she's proably the only person I know that matched me in being manipulative evil liar... and as it seems, irreplaceable for now.