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[Dakk]

I watch in horror as a random florist is lifted off the ground and spanked by ghostly hands, which sparks up an army of ghey flower loving Manicurists which will take d20 rolls every turn, if they get something around +15, one wizard will be lynched at random. Of course, I am immune to this because I casted Concealment from Manicurists.

I cast Communicate with Drool Entity and attempt to gain its favour!.

[NUKE9.13]

I say I say.
Your drool monster.
It is quite pathetic, sir! Quite pathetic indeed!
Oh yes! You heard me! Pathetic!
All these impolitenesses and more are mine to control with the Disc of Impoliteness in my hands! You rapscallion!

I shall now unleash a torrent of undead pig-parts upon my not-honoured opponent by means of the famed Necromantic Transfiguration of Sausage

[Vester]

Due to my lack of Sausage, I am immune to your pathetic porcine pandering! However, to protect any bystanders, I raise a Bacon Field, handily deflecting your onslaught!

Thus dealt with, I turn my attention to my next opponent, casting the fearsome Dread Juice Sphere!

[Neruz]

I am writing up stats for Bacon Field in DnD right now. I cannot let that one be forgotten.

[eerr]

Due to my lack of Sausage, I am immune to your pathetic porcine pandering! However, to protect any bystanders, I raise a Bacon Field, handily deflecting your onslaught!

Thus dealt with, I turn my attention to my next opponent, casting the fearsome Dread Juice Sphere!

I counter your Dread Juice Sphere with my Vinegar Blast!
As a preventative measure, I cast Heal Flatulence on us both.

I use Mouthwash ray on my next foe, to ensure good dental hygene.

[Akigagak]

I cast Chocolate Globe to prevent the horrible not-minty taste from reaching me.

I cast the Sorcerous Incantation of Constipation and the Sorcerous Rite of Incontinence at my next foe, for the hell of it.

[Vester]

What have you done? That combination could destroy the world! To counteract it, I perform the Ultimate Ceremony of the Boybands, saving the earth at great cost!

I cast Protection from Cabbage Fairy on the next opponent, to prevent undue flatulence!

[Lord Dakoth]

I block your spell with Amazing Spell of Yogurt and cast Beam of Diarrhea on the next poster!

[Lear]

I cast Call Milk Demon! It distracts you, allowing me to dodge your fecal attack!

I then trap the next wizard with Syrup Vortex!

[Vester]

Gah! So... so delicious! It's drowning me! I cast the Great Transfiguration of Cotton on myself, absorbing the syrup into my 100% Natural Fiber skin!

On my next opponent, I cast the Cage of Yarn. Let's see you get out of that!

[eerr]

With great relief, I speak the Flaming Chant of Urine. The cage of yarn burns away!

On the mouth below me, I Invoke Astral Halitosis Ball!

[Dakk]

Ahah! Your spheric conjuration of bad breath is fearsome indeed, but you have missed, for I have distracted you with my Invoke Crossdresser spell! Your sexuality is now in great peril!

Fear, ye pseudo-hardcore hipsters! For I have casted Banish Goths on this area!

[Myroc]

How dare you mistake me for one of those apathic mongrels? For this you shall taste the wrath of my Prismatic Storm of Ramen!

I shall then evoke Dark Eruption of Fertilizer at the next person to speak up!

[Akigagak]

My Damned Wall of Champaigne absorbs the tiny pellets of fertilizer.

I fire a barrage of Burning Urine Globs in all directions.

[Myroc]

Oh really? Then i counter with my Wall of Juice!

I then proceed with the Occult Rite of the Champagne Devil, calling in Champagne Satan to attack the next target!