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[Akigagak]

Overwhelming Chant of Vaseline! Now it can't do anything without falling on it's arse.

I trap the next caster in a Vortex of Pus, screwing the over in it's milky-yellow abyss.

[Grek]

I deflect the vortex with Control Mucus Demon and then go on to counter with the dreaded Curse of Foot Odor!

[Dakk]

Your curse hits me, but Heal Impoliteness prevents any impolite effects!

Trembre before my minions as I cast Bind Clowns!

[HailFire]

Your curse hits me, but Heal Impoliteness prevents any impolite effects!

Trembre before my minions as I cast Bind Clowns!

Folly; no number of clowns could possibly penetrate my Amazing Cola Aura.

Now, behold the ultimate incantation! The legendary Magical Ceremony of Ice Cream!

[Omegastick]

Aha, my Heavenly Incantation of the Cobblers destroyed your Magical Ceremony of Ice Cream before you could complete it!

Now, be surrounded by my Puddle of Crossdressing!

[nbonaparte]

Aha, but it is encased by my Mystic Cage of Foot Odor!

Fear my Necromantic Invocation of the Sawdust Devil!

[RAM]

A soggy sawdust devil is no threat, so I us Call Tea Angel.

And surely no force can resist the horror of Conjure Accountants.

[wolfchild]

I defend by using Mystic Chant of the Stripper on the accountants, rendering them too shamed to do anything

I then cast Control Poser on the next one in line, forcing them to do my bidding

[Akigagak]

My unbreakable Shield of Posing protects me! (It's just me posing, awesomely, and you can never hope to control it.)

Erruption of Pasta! And you better damn well have some sauce!

[Hugehead]

My Magical Pasta Field absorbs your Erruption and I cast Invoke Crossdressing.

[Dakk]

Your sexualy ambigous sorcery is stopped by the creature I summon with my Great Ritual of the Onion Dip Golem, which only makes it more attractive!

The next caster shall suffer the fate of being hit by my Overwhelming Bolt of Bad Hygene!

[RAM]

I shield myself with a Great Sausage Erruption which absorbs the attack, much to the horror of the butchers in the audience.

I then perform the Prismatic Ritual of the Juice Fairy to quench my adversaries!

[EagleV]

The fairy is easily distracted by my Cotton Candy Globe.
In retaliation, I drop the next poster in a vicious circle of depression and failure with the dreaded and Damned Incantation of Low Self-Esteem!

[Spartan 117]

I protect myself with the Spiritual Armor of Noodles.

I then attack the next poster with an Infernal Sawdust Ball.

[Akigagak]

I use the Ethereal Ritual of the Editors, to summon the Auditors, who rearrange reality so that your Infernal Sawdust Ball is stricken from time and space.

Tea Beam, bitch.