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[Dakk]

My Necromantic Butter Zone nullifies your brittanic spell, mixing it with dreadful undead butter!

Now, by challening all my energy and undead butter, I am able to conjure a Dark Storm of Constipation!

[HailFire]

Sorry, going to have to slap you with an Induce Blathering there before you can finish that.

Now, tremble, ye peons, and despair as I invoke the Unholy Cube of Cardboard!

[RAM]

I cast Invoke Vindictiveness in Fangirl who believes that the Unholy Cube of Cardboard is a present for her.

I then call forth a Mystic Puddle of Incontinence in the next poster.

[Ochita]

I cast Over-protective Gentleman! who jumps into the puddle in a slow-motion way shouting "Noooo!"

I then summon Too-many fangirls that shall suffocate the fool that tries magic.

[Omegastick]

I combine Transmute Milkmaids and Erruption of Pornography to, well, you can guess.

NOW! Is shall Invoke Back Pain in you!

[dwarfguy2]

fool! you set yourself up for my FURIOUS CHANT OF THE HALITOSIS ELEMENTAL!

and to protect myself, i shall use HEAVENLY CORN SHIELD!

[Akigagak]

I shall fight corn with corn! Grand Diarrhea Wall!

Related, I also fire a Burning Assault of Incontinence at the next poor sap.

[Omegastick]

Aha! But I caught you in my Cursed Drool Cage before you could get me!

My Shield of Nose Picking will keep me safe for a while.

[Ochita]

aha but my Invoke Grumpiness in Fangirl shall force their tired bodys to complain, by killing you!

And then I shall cast Mystic Syrup Zone to boost the effects of Vortex of Drooling

[Heron TSG]

The Damned Rite of the Earwax Spirit prevents other body fluids from entering my area!

I shall now cast Annoy Ramen Giant to awake the noodle god! Run in fear!

[dwarfguy2]

ah, but! TRANSMUTE TOEJAM DEVIL! the great evil spirit of ick, how can anyone stand against him!

[NUKE9.13]

ah, but! TRANSMUTE TOEJAM DEVIL! the great evil spirit of ick, how can anyone stand against him!

Your doin it rong

I cast Hermetic Invocation of the Comedian, turning the Giant's roars of anger into roars of laughter!

I take from my private stores a sealed glass bottle which I throw at the next challenger! The bottle breaks at their feat, unleashing a fearsome Puddle of Foot Odor!

[EagleV]

Just in time, I can buff myself with theUnbelievable Spell of Dandruff! A thick layer of dead skin is covering the fearsome liquid, and no foot odor can pass it.

I trap the next poster in a giant Ouddle Cube!

[HailFire]

A... what? Are you sure that's not a typo? What does that even do? Either way, it's not something I can't ward off with my Occult Chocolate Zone.

In return, I shall invoke Dominate Peanut Butter Dragon, and unleash the mighty creature on my foes!

[RAM]

Hah! No food-based construct can withstand the Jet of Stomach Upset!

And I shall lay low whole armies with the Field of Bedhead!