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[Myroc]

Pah, those groupies are quickly dealt with, thanks to my Prismatic Transfiguration of Drunkenness. They all die of alcohol poisoning.

I then retaliate with an Overwhelming Peanut Butter Assault! Take that, forces of good!

[Rashilul]

My Wall of Pornography quickly deals with that sticky mess; I lower the wall and cast Amazing Urine Curse on the next person I see.

[Dakk]

That a close, if I hadn't casted Great Spell of the Gym Teacher to summon something to absorb that spell, I don't know what would've happened to my urinary functions!

To the horror of the next wizard, I have casted Bind Clown and now have bound one of the deadliest creatures ever known to our multiverse!

[Shoruke]

I cannot believe you are forcing me to do this, you sick sly dog, but I am forced to save Kefka the clown by casting Warp of Sausage to teleport him maybe her them it somewhere else! With more meat!

And now, to fight fire with fire, so to speak! I cast... Bind Lounge Singers!

[Glacies]

I overwhelm your spell in a Pool of bad taste, and my army of lounge singers retain their sight.

Then, I cast Erruption of Hemorrhoids at the next wizard! I was thinking about showering you with a Spout of Bacon, but I decided hemorrhoids were easier.

[Shoruke]

I neutralize your spell with my Hellish Ritual of Silliness!

I counter your attack with an equally gnarsty manuever; the Spastic Enchantment of Diarrhea!

[RAM]

I redirect your spell using Cause Diarrhea in Florist!
I then assault my enemies with Destroy Dandruff Golem...

[Lord Dakoth]

I cause you to lose your focus with a strike of Cause Warts in Stunt Double!

I then attack the next poster with Dispel Drunkenness in Costumers.

[Akigagak]

I use Caffene Spray to sober up, then set of an Overwhelming Field of Nervousness and cast Heal Nervousness/b] on myself.

[RAM]

I use Invoke Toejam in Church Ladies to lighten the mood while sapping the next poster's power with Dispell Bad Taste!

[Omegastick]

Uber necro:
I thought that this was AWESOME(!) so I necroed it.

I use communicate with strippers to distract the next poster into not attacking me!

[Akigagak]

Your supposed to defend against the last persons spell as well.

I laugh as Omegastick's spell is dispelled by RAM's Dispell Bad Taste, and fire a Dark Bolt of Annoyance at the next wizard, costing them their focus!

[Lear]

Unfortunately, Shield of Coffee only temporarily blocks the effect of your Dark Bolt of Annoyance, but it will give me enough time to cast one of my most powerful spells, Luminous Disc of Steak Sauce!

[eclipsetail]

No match for my Hair Armor.

I cast upon the next my Cursed Enchantment of the Detergent Demon!!!oneShift+1!

[Digital Hellhound]

I quickly go through with the Divine Chant of the Stunt Doubles and let them absorb the force of the attack.

I then begin to Spank Lettuce Giant, driving it into a berzerk rage!