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[Rashilul]

I destroy your devil with Cure Inconvenience!


The next one I see will be doomed by my Damned Evocation of the Pornography Entity spell!

[Akigagak]

I transform the entity with Cursed Transfiguration of the Stunt Double, before unleashing the Tinsel Assault!

[Rashilul]

It bounces harmlessly off of my Amazing Shield of Lettuce, and then I surround the entire area with my Unholy Field of Annoyance.
Watch where you step.

[Myroc]

Foolish mortal! I disrupt your field with my Sawdust Aura!

Now the next person shall taste the wrath of my Zone of Yoghurt!

[Rashilul]

I melt the yoghurt away with my Divine Drool Spout!

I then cast Control Wannabe on the next annoying wizard who only dreams of power such as mine!

[Lord Dakoth]

I throw off your influence by casting Spiritual Equivocation of Tea!

I then attack the next caster with Flaming Invocation of Salad Dressing!

[Lear]

Haha, nice try. I counter your burning ranch spell with Astral Ritual of Mustard!

The next wizard shall wither under the barrage set forth by my next spell, Pudding Assault!

[Shoruke]

I deflect your delicious demi-liquid-based attack with my Alchemical Mascara Warding Windshield Healer!

All threats neutralized, I turn to my next opponent and cast Spastic Ray of Pornography!

(poor you)

[Vester]

That's what you think! I recite the Grand Invocation of the Earwax Giant! Your ray strikes him and immediately strips him naked, blinding everyone within sight due to the sheer horror!

Now, behold! The Assault of Fertilizer will destroy my next foe!

[smjjames]

I counter with Prismatic Torus of Coffee!, it gloms up the fertilizer in its brownness and um, collapses in a singularity!!

I envoke... Ball of Cotton! No wait that's not a spell (seriously, it did pick that, lol)...

I cast Syrup Vortex to suck the next person in with its slowing down of time!!

Edit: I read back and just realized someone else posted the same thing, should I change it?

[Rashilul]

It merely spins itself into oblivion on my Dark Armor of Impoliteness, I counter with Necromantic Puddle of Athlete's Foot.

[Vester]

[Coffee grounds are used as fertilizer too, so that was actually appropriate]

Easy enough! I cast a Glob of Onion Dip, coating my feet in delicious dressing, and protecting myself from your insidious invocation!

Now, I cast the Astrological Chant of the Corn Dragon! Deal with that, charlatan!

[smjjames]

HA! I call upon the Corn Dragons mortal enemy, the Sausage Angel *casts Call Sausage Angel* (Incidentially, a sausage angel sounds like something very real, lol)

*silently casts a Occult Torus of Irregularity to lie in wait for the next victim*

[Rashilul]

Pffft, I brush aside your torus with my Mystic Evocation of the Stripper

I then cast Annoy Stripper sending her into a blinding rage.

[Shoruke]

Shocked and surprised, I mess up my incantation and accidentally cast Heal Hemorrhoids in Crossdressers! Surprisingly, it works!

I counter your lewd conjuration with Divine Spell of the Groupies!