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[Digital Hellhound]

I create a Coffee Zone around me, drowning your spell in caffeine.


I continue with Control(ling) Milkmaids and having them attack the next fighter.

[Akigagak]

A simple trick: Invoke Neuroses in Milkmaids.

I Summon Champaigne Elemental to make the next mage so drunk he can't cast any more spells

[EagleV]

I manage to cast on self Cure Drunkeness in Elvis Impersonators, and curse the next caster with the ancient Destroy Wannabe ritual!

[commondragon]

I use the Mystic Spell of the Fanboy to summon one as a meatshield "convincing it with my Speak with Fanboys spell guiding me"

With that I use Conceal Toejam golem so that it may wreck havoc on then next poster while invisible!

[RedWarrior0]

The Toejam is blocked by the Armor of Bad Hair!
RedWarrior0 casts Astral Ceremony of Lettuce!

[CJ1145]

Alas, my spell of Spiritual Field of Sausage summons an army of Germans to make your cabbage into sauerkraut and have a veritable feast!

Next, I continue set fire to remaining cabbage, and cast Flaming Storm of Cabbage!

[Lear]

I cast Bind Lettuce Dragon to form a beast to seek vengeance for the deaths of all cabbage involved in your flaming spell.

I then debilitate the next wizard with Zone of Diarrhea!

[Sensei]

I counteract the diarrhea with the fiber in my Extra-Planar Noodles Field!

Then I cast Necromantic Deodorant Blast!

[Dakk]

The horrible nose destroying energies of your blast dissipate when they come in contact with my Aura of Annoyance!

I conjure a Ball of Silliness and throw it at the next poster!

[Vester]

With no other way to avoid the Ball of Silliness, I cast Call Stunt Double! He takes the hit for me and disintegrates in a cloud of LOLRANDUM!

In hopes that my next opponent is a guy, I cast Glob of Crossdressing, attempting to force him into an uncomfortable situation!

[Dakk]

I fail the Will save against your Glob of Crossdressing, but its effect is useless since I LOOK LIKE A GODDAMN ELF.

Now with 1 level into elven crossdresser maid and +3 disguise buff from your spell, I cast Astral Invocation of the Cheese Giant.

[Neruz]

Your Cheese Giant is no match for my Conceal Pornography Golem!

The next poster will suffer, for i have unleashed a Meat Vortex!

[CJ1145]

Aha, right into my trap! I cast Cube of Corn to absorb your savory vortex!

I then re-double my vegetable-based attacks with Hermetic Incantation of Lettuce!

[Lear]

I block your incantations by casting Divine Chocolate Wall!

I quickly followup by unleashing a horde of zombie children via the Necromantic Evocation of the Babysitter!

[Grek]

I counter the undead toddlers with the Great Invocation of the Chimneysweep! I disappear in a cloud of soot and showtoons.

In preparation for my upcoming battles, I prepare the dreadful spell: Spank Florist.