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[Digital Hellhound]

Simple, just attack the next poster with a spell from this; http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=jokegrimoire
The next poster shields him/herself from that spell with another spell, and attacks the next poster with a different one.

(Poster A fires a Ray of Cabbage at the next poster)
(Poster B blocks it with a Sorcerous Wall of Steak Sauce and casts Create Silliness at the next poster)

Okay? Great!

I cause the next poster's hair to fall off with a terrifying spell, Assault of Baldness!

[Neruz]

I counteract your spell, preventing you from casting it with Induce Incontinence in Wannabe!

I then douse the next poster with Luminous Saliva Storm!

[Errol]

Your spell bounces off my Unbelievable Rite of the Milk Entity!

I assault the next poster with Toothpaste Vortex.


I'd suggest we also incorporate that generator, for more fun.

[Rooster]

Unholy invocation of the Vaseline Dragon blocks your spell. hmm... I just summoned a vaseline dragon!

I don't like people who pick noses so I cast "eliminate nose picking"

[WorkerDrone]

I trounce your Enchantment with a mere Butter Bolt!

I renew my barrage by casting Grand Mouthwash Beam at the next poster!

[Vester]

I protect myself with the Spiritual Transfiguration of the Cream Entity!

I blast the next poster with the (this is disgusting) Cosmic Invocation of the Urine Angel!

[WorkerDrone]

I counter your human waste Angel with an equally foul spell. Luminous Mucus Bolt!

I shatter my next opponent with this devastating spell, Magical Evocation of the Tinsel Devil!

[Vester]

With the Onion Dip Sphere, I bind the Tinsel Devil's energies and cast them away!

The previous threat dealt with, I fire the Occult Ray of Cola at the next!

[Digital Hellhound]

I trap the Ray of Cola into the Cube of Whining. A terrible fate, one that should not be inflicted on any sentient being in the universe.

I trap my next opponent in the Cube's distant cousin, the dreaded Zone of Complaining!

[Vester]

I exhaust many of my spells attempting to escape the zone, and finally break free by use of the Amazing Ceremony of the Bile Angel!

Realizing I need help, I cast Communicate with Goths and send them at my next opponent!

[NUKE9.13]

Shoeforget!
Armbreak!
Rainyday!
I cast Invisibility to Gym Teachers! A little Gothic Education powder and your goths are null and void!

I then summon a tinsel elemental to attack my next foe, using Call Tinsel Elemental

[Vester]

Rifling through my Grimoire of Questionable Spells, I decide to cast the Divine Bolt of Bacon, destroying your Tinsel Elemental in a flash of greased lightning!

Deciding to be cruel, I Invoke Diarrhea in my next opponent!

[Akigagak]

I cast Eliminate Ranting before you finish the spell.

I then unleash the Maelstorm of Crossdressing at my next target.

[Errol]

I negate your Maelstorm of Crossdressing with my Induce Baldness spell.

I then cast Invoke Complaining in Clowns! (Other options: Heal Acne in Geek or Cabalistic Toothpaste Cube. Too many good options *sob*)

[Akigagak]

Cursed Erruption of Incontinence! That's messy.

I Create Anal-Retentiveness in the next wizard, making them unable to continue without memorizing all their spells.