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Dragooble

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Q&A
« on: October 10, 2009, 04:08:14 pm »

simple game. someone asks a question, the next person answers it and asks a new question. ad infinity.

Q: a mutant elephant-wolverine crossbreed has escaped from a secret laboratory just down the road. it entered my house, and when i tried to hit it with a hammer, it escaped into my walls. it is now lurking inside, and is threatening to eat my furniture and cats. what should i do?
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Phantom

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Re: Q&A
« Reply #1 on: October 10, 2009, 04:11:15 pm »

A:Call in a nuclear strike
Q:A bunch of terrorist, with armored vehicles and Air Force, are holed up in your nations capital, what should you do?
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Boksi

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Re: Q&A
« Reply #2 on: October 10, 2009, 04:37:45 pm »

A: Draft the entire city and dogpile them with recruits.
Q: There's a spider on that guy's shirt. What should I do?
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Phantom

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Re: Q&A
« Reply #3 on: October 10, 2009, 04:39:25 pm »

A: Say: "HEEY CHAOTICJOSH!"
Q:If you are dying from a bullet wound and your in the battlefield, what do you do?
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Re: Q&A
« Reply #4 on: October 10, 2009, 05:39:45 pm »

A: Pull all the pins on all your grenades, charge enemy lines.
Q: How mine 4 fish?
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Armok

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Re: Q&A
« Reply #5 on: October 10, 2009, 05:42:32 pm »

A: You go to discworld, turtles are clearly marked as fish items after all.
Q: How do I get Sofia to hug me more often?
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Strife26

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Re: Q&A
« Reply #6 on: October 11, 2009, 12:53:59 am »

A: Bribery.


Q: Is chocolate or flowers a better bribe to get hugs from Sofia?
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Sensei

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Re: Q&A
« Reply #7 on: October 11, 2009, 12:56:15 am »

A: Chocolate covered flowers. But still the most effective way is to say that you don't want a hug.
Q: Who do you think will be the next Billy Mays?
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tehstefan

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Re: Q&A
« Reply #8 on: October 11, 2009, 01:00:21 am »

A: There can be no other Billy Mays, his legacy is forever.


Q: Whats the best way to shoot a zombie?
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Gunner-Chan

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Re: Q&A
« Reply #9 on: October 11, 2009, 01:42:02 am »

A. In the head 3-6 times with a 44. revolver while sliding upsidedown from a zipline while decapitating another one with a machete.

OH YEAH!

Q. How can I more effectively subdue people so I can rape hug them?
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Re: Q&A
« Reply #10 on: October 11, 2009, 02:23:42 am »

A. Just be yourself. Yes, you really are terrifying enough to petrify people.

Q. Howst can thou transverse the luminous aether?
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Frelock

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Re: Q&A
« Reply #11 on: October 11, 2009, 02:40:23 am »

A: Fly.  Of course, if we're talking aether that's luminous in the visible light spectrum due to blackbody radiation, we're talking something really hot, so you probably don't want to go there anyways. (also, it should be canst, not can)

Q: What would you do for a Klondike bar?
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Boksi

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Re: Q&A
« Reply #12 on: October 11, 2009, 11:00:52 am »

A: I'd mug you for it.

Q: If you had two tons of chocolate and a piece of roast beef, what would you do?
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Errol

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Re: Q&A
« Reply #13 on: October 11, 2009, 11:11:45 am »

A: Sculpt Mt. Chocolatemore.

Q: Who shot the strange bird? And till when?
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Nordic dorf

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Re: Q&A
« Reply #14 on: October 11, 2009, 01:01:34 pm »

A:no,johh,you are the strange bird.and then john was a seagul.
Q:what happens if i divide by zero?
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