I'm part tree! I'm even more hippy than before!
Also...
500 Expy (Roleplaying and Stuff)
No... It was JUST roleplaying.
Except for the part where I had to roll initiative, to check that I could OUTRUN A DAMN TREE.
I am not making this up. Read it.
Oh yes! DnD Abridged, episode 8. Ahem.
Today was exposition day. Turns out we're still kinda in that tower-city, on an enclosed level reserved for botany and the creation of food. Some dewd called The Gardener tried to make civilizations of ents, and of dryads, and of shrooms. The myconid society apparently grew DAMN fast, using dead stuff to grow faster, which was a "success", but seriously ticks off all the other societies. So Today we chatted with the ents, and the tree-people, and the dryads, and the florids, and I even got to hold a 12-second conversation with MISS PSYCHO BITCH HERSELF (before casting expiditious retreat, and getting the hell outta there). BTW Miss Psycho Bitch is mentally broken because she loved The Gardener. Also, one of the trees is A GOD, (known to video gamers as The World Tree or Yggdrasil), and one of the other trees is IT'S MOTHER. Also, Deadris doesn't measure up to these dudes at all, not that he'd tell you that.
Also, apparently when I cut some vines to use as a rope yesterday, I almost killed a vine-tree-dryad-elf-human-person. Normally that cut wouldn't matter much, but this one knocked her flat out (it did at least 18 damage, out of her max 17). So my character was all guilty and sorry and apologizing and I DESERVE MORE THAN 500 ROLEPLAY EXP FOR ALL THAT.
Oh, and Calladskor and I have agreed to share in the use of his black dagger (which is NOT a double entendre), since it NULLIFIES ALL MAGIC and would be exceptionally useful to either of us.
Did I mention I'm part tree now? Cuz I am. I now have more hitpoints (almost triple what I had before, due to 6 constitution score), slightly higher AC, immunity to most magic or physically disabling effects (including sneak attack, ftw) and did I mention I'm part TREE?!? Also I take less damage (DR 5, except for slashing attacks), but fire spells do 50% more to me.
The trees and I also spent the whole session getting some real ringers in on Deadris. And I put him in his place REAL good when he threatened to kill me. ("You'd get your lame non-magical ass stuck here forever, you bat-shit crazy idiot" etc.)
Also Nernas and Vomu didn't show up. THAT'S WORSE THAN SKIPPING CLASS! WHO THE HELL SKIPS GAMETIME?!?