The hobgoblins are kind of new, they are the first thing we saw after the spiders, they were just before the spiders.
There was a room, we escaped(in the wrong direction).
There was a house, which we left(in the wrong direction, but it would have been the right direction before). It had a well in its roof.
There was a basement, with a labyrinth, and a secret room, which Deadris killed me over in a blind lootrage. But a cleric spontaneously came into being and saved me. We climbed out of the basement and found the house, which was on a hill.
We went down the hill and found some dead people, who we looted. But they were boring, so we went up the hill and found some dead people, who we looted, they were much more interesting and gave us most of the gear we are using today. There was also a small fortress thing with ladders, we jumped on its head and it died.
We walked into the hill and found the flying city, which was busted, but still seemed to fly okay. There were some tentacles, and some dead people who were really good friends, we killed them... and I went swimming... it was 'fun'...
We walked onto the flying city and beat some people with a stick, and lit a fire, which burned. Then we found a book about us, which we ignored, and a room full of cash, which we ignored, and a room with a lump of gold the size of a house, which we ignored, and we found a room with a puddle, which is still one of the best things ever! There was also a spider, But Deadris got better worse, so everyone was happy.
We jumped onto the roof, someone had hacked the raws so we went surfing, and met a friendly <removed to preserve sanity> that gave us lots of free advice and gave us a better surfboard. But the mages got scared of my awesome powers and ran away, but not before I remembered being a dead guy and the DM statted out a month's worth of encounters.
We woke up with some gnarly roots, a mushroom gave us a mean glare and we hid, but there was another nice well, which we were too soft for. We spoke with a god, but she was lying so we ignored her, and then almost got killed by some mold, and then almost got killed by Deadris, and then almost killed a vine, and then a fairy saved us.
We woke up surrounded by trees, but they didn't attack us so we nagged them until they handed out freebies. They had a pet powerful crazy girl who was scary, and desperately needed us to lobotomise their old friends, so we jumped into a hole. Their gods turning me into a plant might have helped...
We found a temple And went looking for a brain to remove, but my brain was removed instead. A turret fire lasers at us, but Shneeka was mocked, so everyone was happy, and the comic relief monkey didn't last long enough for anyone to care when it was fired from the show. We got excited about some rocks and fired some laser beams, but they were reflected back at us, so we played chess for something safer, and all died. Then I mugged myself and fought Darth Vader and his ship, we blew it up and then destroyed the death star, which earned us all a level. And killed someone who stopped existing shortly after.
Then we met some goblins who liked the taste of magic and went for a walk, which is when we met you...
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