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[Shoruke]

Yeah, I figure we would have got some interesting plot exposition if I hadn't hopped us all into the teleporter the same second I figured out how to use it. But then my character gets nervous when physics goes to hell.

Darned character development, eh?

[Jervous]

Saturday is actually a LOT better for me. Friday and Saturday are the best days for me. Sorry about being late and leaving early too.

[Neruz]

GAEM TOMORROW, well, more like tonight for all you silly Americans, living in the past.

[Shoruke]

Actually I live in the present, and just constantly use a different time.

So we're having a GAEM 2day? AND one tomorrow? (20:00 GMT Friday AND Saturday?)

EDIT: Guessing from the thread's title, which I just noticed, I'd say the answer is "yes"...

[Jervous]

Oh crap. Today is Friday. I thought it was thursday today XD

[CJ1145]

Well, I should be there--I've been diagnosed with H1N1 and will be home for some time... again.

[Neruz]

I'm told that 'The Server is Up'

I don't believe it, probably a rediculous rumour.

[Shoruke]

A silly, discreditable rumour posted by THE HOST.

[Neruz]

Yep, no point paying attention to it; it's clearly nonsense.

[Neruz]

Where is everyone dammit!

[Neruz]

Session ate happened!

Chatlawg

Spoiler: Session Ate Treshar (click to show/hide)

+1 Voidblade Dagger (Ignores magical protection, dispels magic on successful hit.) Feat - Antimagic Vitality: Allows sneak attacking the 'soul' of enemies, overriding sneak attack immunity.
2 +1 Blood Iron Scimitar (Scimiars are +1 Blood Iron Scimitars, they do Physical and Fire damage at the same time, when you hit you may choose to expend a number of hitpoints up to your con modifier + your level, if you do so, you deal fire damage to the target equal to three times the amount of health expended. If you strike an enemy down with these blades, you drain it's life-force, gaining a number of hitpoints equal to it's con modifier + it's hit dice. If this exceeds your normal maximum amount of hitpoints, they become temporary hitpoints.)
1 +1 Blood Iron Chain Shirt (Chain Shirt is a +1 Blood Iron Chain Shirt, whenever the wearer takes damage from an enemy, the enemy takes an equal amount of fire damage in return.)


Woodling Template (Low-Light Vision, +3 Natural Armor, DR 5/Slashing, Vulnerability (Fire, 50%), Slam Attack (1d6 Damage), Immunity to Poison, Magical Sleep, Paralysis, Polymorph, Stunning and Mind-Affecting Spells. Not suseptible to Critical hits. +Con Score Hitpoints.

500 Expy (Roleplaying and Stuff)

[Neruz]

IMPORTANT NOTE!

There will not be a game tomorrow, as i am going to a friend's birthday party and will probably not make it home in time to run the game.

[Shoruke]

I'm part tree! I'm even more hippy than before!

Also...

500 Expy (Roleplaying and Stuff)

No... It was JUST roleplaying.

Except for the part where I had to roll initiative, to check that I could OUTRUN A DAMN TREE.

I am not making this up. Read it.


Oh yes! DnD Abridged, episode 8. Ahem.

Today was exposition day. Turns out we're still kinda in that tower-city, on an enclosed level reserved for botany and the creation of food. Some dewd called The Gardener tried to make civilizations of ents, and of dryads, and of shrooms. The myconid society apparently grew DAMN fast, using dead stuff to grow faster, which was a "success", but seriously ticks off all the other societies. So Today we chatted with the ents, and the tree-people, and the dryads, and the florids, and I even got to hold a 12-second conversation with MISS PSYCHO BITCH HERSELF (before casting expiditious retreat, and getting the hell outta there). BTW Miss Psycho Bitch is mentally broken because she loved The Gardener. Also, one of the trees is A GOD, (known to video gamers as The World Tree or Yggdrasil), and one of the other trees is IT'S MOTHER. Also, Deadris doesn't measure up to these dudes at all, not that he'd tell you that.

Also, apparently when I cut some vines to use as a rope yesterday, I almost killed a vine-tree-dryad-elf-human-person. Normally that cut wouldn't matter much, but this one knocked her flat out (it did at least 18 damage, out of her max 17). So my character was all guilty and sorry and apologizing and I DESERVE MORE THAN 500 ROLEPLAY EXP FOR ALL THAT.

Oh, and Calladskor and I have agreed to share in the use of his black dagger (which is NOT a double entendre), since it NULLIFIES ALL MAGIC and would be exceptionally useful to either of us.

Did I mention I'm part tree now? Cuz I am. I now have more hitpoints (almost triple what I had before, due to 6 constitution score), slightly higher AC, immunity to most magic or physically disabling effects (including sneak attack, ftw) and did I mention I'm part TREE?!? Also I take less damage (DR 5, except for slashing attacks), but fire spells do 50% more to me.

The trees and I also spent the whole session getting some real ringers in on Deadris. And I put him in his place REAL good when he threatened to kill me. ("You'd get your lame non-magical ass stuck here forever, you bat-shit crazy idiot" etc.)

Also Nernas and Vomu didn't show up. THAT'S WORSE THAN SKIPPING CLASS! WHO THE HELL SKIPS GAMETIME?!?

[Neruz]

Hey hey hey, demanding expy from the DM is a good way to get a one way ticket to ohshit-ville.

You didn't just get Expy, you got the Woodling template as well, bee happee.

[RAM]

We can swap the dagger/scimitar combo for the longsword every fight to see how we like each one. If we want to figure this using stats I will try t update my character sheet but for now...

Dagger is 1d4+1+strength damage(1d3 for me due to size), finessable, reduces AC, and disables.

I like to get into the middle of the monsters and try to distract them, or hold the enemy at bay, or whatever I can do to soak up attacks while the rest of the party picks on people.

I expect to use the scimitar on the shrooms in order to deal some damage, but they are bound to have some sort of magical thingy at the end of it which would be very nice to be able to mess up...


Ninjaed:
 Where are you getting these templates and materials from?