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[Shoruke]

I think it's longer than that.

By my on-the-fly calculations, we still have 4 hours and 10 minutes... and this post is an hour after yours =p

[Akigagak]

Neruz: If you're having trouble with IRC, ask Emperor Johnathon, we've been using IRC, but in two separate channels.

[Neruz]

The server, it rises!

(This may be because it is REALLY FUCKING COLD.)


Now, to locate maiself an IRC client.

[CJ1145]

If you mean it's started, then give the IP, please. Also, I got Chatzilla. Finally, I am about to go take a shower. The reason I say this is that since I am recovering from a broken knee, this could take some time. Please wait, as I'll definitely be there within the hour.

[RAM]

Do you mind if we start without you, you can always catch up to the group...

[Neruz]

Same as before, whatever they were.


IP: 60.242.40.34
Port: 1802
Pass: dnd

[CJ1145]

Ack! Connection lost? NOOOOOOOOOOO

[Neruz]

Episode 3! Spiders were fought, XP was looted, people almost died, more XP was looted, more spiders were fought, magic items were looted, more spiders were fought, more people almost died and a horse and two donkeys climbed down a ladder!

Spoiler: Teh Loots So Far (click to show/hide)

Session 1


2sp
17cp

2 Bottles of Wine
1 Bottle of Champagne
1 Bottle of Clear Liquid
3 Books
1 Small Lockbox (6 Letters, 1 Crystal Ink Bottle, 1 Gold Inlaid Pen, 1 Gold Inlaid Letter Opener, 1 Vial of Oily Purple Liquid.)
1 Silk Carpet
1 Gold Necklace (75gp)
1 Darkmantle Meat Chunk
1 Masterwork Dagger (302gp)
1 Small Pouch (13gp, 2 Small Rubies, 1 Medium Emerald)
1 Circlet of Knowledge (+1 Bonus to Knowledge Checks, counts as trained in all Knowledge skills.)
1 Hefty Spellbook (All level 0 - 2 Spells. Plus the spell Minor Water Blessing (turns water into Minor Healing Water.)
2 Small Glass Vials of Red Liquid


75xp
100xp
113xp
25xp (Calladskor)





Session 2


1 Dead Rabbit
Bone Trinkets (200gp)
1 Masterwork Shortsword
1 Full Plate Armor


300xp (Lesser Troglodytes)
10xp (Harmless Darkmantle)






Session 3


A Nice Rock
1 Banded Mail
1 Light Steel Shield
1 +1 Shimmering Half Plate
1 +1 Shimmering Longsword
1 +1 Earthforged Full Plate
1 +1 Black Stone Battleaxe
1 +1 Mithril Chainmail
1 +1 Mithril Crossbow
2 +1 Red Scimitar
1 +1 Red Chain Shirt
1 Vial (Essence of Midnight)
4 Scrolls of Identify



500xp (Spiders)
75 XP (Spider Swarm)

Spoiler: Earthforged Full Plate (click to show/hide)

Forged from living rock in the heart of the world by earth elementals. The wearer of the armor gains the following bonuses so long as he is in contact with the ground:
Immunity to Knockback
+2 to Fortitude and Will Saves
+2 Elemental bonus to AC
Spell resistance equal to 10
These effects are all lost if the wearer ever loses contact with the ground, additionally the wearer suffers 1 point of constitution damage every round he is not in contact with the ground, this damage is immediately restored should the wearer touch the ground before death.

Chatlog got all messed up this time, sorry, i didn't manage to save anything legible due to a copying error.

[RAM]

I think I ended up with
1 +1 Red Chain Shirt
1 Light Steel Shield(is this magical? or masterwork?)
And I will grab one of the scimitars if nobody minds.

How are HP calculated?

I have done up my level, trying to use mythweavers.

Spoiler: or this (click to show/hide)

Laughing Calladskor

Male Whisper Gnome Fighter 1 / Rogue 1
Chaotic Good
Representing RAM

Strength    8   (-1)
Dexterity    17   (+3)
Constitution    16   (+3)
Intelligence    14   (+2)
Wisdom    8   (-1)
Charisma    12   (+1)
   
Size:    Small
Height:    3' 8"
Weight:    46 lb
Skin:    Green
Eyes:    Gray
Hair:    Gray; Straight; Beardless

Total Hit Points: 20

Speed: 30 feet

Armor Class: 19 = 10 +4 [chain shirt] +1 [light steel] +3 [dexterity] +1 [small]

      Touch AC: 14
      Flat-footed: 16

Initiative modifier:   +3   = +3 [dexterity]
Fortitude save:   +5   = 2 [base] +3 [constitution]
Reflex save:   +5   = 2 [base] +3 [dexterity]
Will save:   -1   = 0 [base] -1 [wisdom]
Attack (handheld):   +1   = 1 [base] -1 [strength] +1 [small]
   Weapon Finesse:   +5   = 1 [base] +3 [dexterity] +1 [small]
Attack (unarmed):   +1   = 1 [base] -1 [strength] +1 [small]
Attack (missile):   +5   = 1 [base] +3 [dexterity] +1 [small]
Grapple check:   -4   = 1 [base] -1 [strength] -4 [small]

Light load:
Medium load:
Heavy load:
Lift over head:
Lift off ground:
Push or drag:
   20 lb. or less
20-40 lb.
41-60 lb.
60 lb.
120 lb.
300 lb.

Languages:   Common Gnome Terran (? 1 more)

Light Crossbow [1d6, crit 19-20/x2, range inc 80 ft., 2 lb, piercing]]

Rapier [1d4, crit 18-20/x2, 1 lb., one-handed, piercing]

Chain shirt [light; +4 AC; max dex +4; check penalty -2; 12.5 lb.]

Light Steel Shield [+1 AC; check penalty -1; hardness 10; hp 10; 3 lb.]

Feats:

      Dodge   
      Weapon Finesse   

Traits:

Skill Name
   
Key
Ability
   
Skill
Modifier
   
Ability
Modifier
   
Ranks
   
Misc.
Modifier
Appraise    Int    2 =    
+2
      
Balance    Dex*    7 =    
+3
   +4    
Bluff    Cha    5 =    
+1
   +4    
Climb    Str*    1 =    
-1
   +2    
Concentration    Con    3 =    
+3
      
Craft_1    Int    2 =    
+2
      
Craft_2    Int    2 =    
+2
      
Craft_3    Int    2 =    
+2
      
Diplomacy    Cha    1 =    
+1
      
Disable Device    Int    6 =    
+2
   +4    
Disguise    Cha    1 =    
+1
      
Escape Artist    Dex*    3 =    
+3
      
Forgery    Int    2 =    
+2
      
Gather Information    Cha    1 =    
+1
      
Heal    Wis    -1 =    
-1
      
Hide    Dex*    11 =    
+3
      +4 [small] +4 [whisper gnome]
Intimidate    Cha    1 =    
+1
      
Jump    Str*    3 =    
-1
   +4    
Knowledge (local)    Int    3 =    
+2
   +1    
Listen    Wis    5 =    
-1
   +4    +2 [whisper gnome]
Move Silently    Dex*    7 =    
+3
      +4 [whisper gnome]
Open Lock    Dex    7 =    
+3
   +4    
Perform_1    Cha    4 =    
+1
   +3    
Perform_2    Cha    1 =    
+1
      
Perform_3    Cha    1 =    
+1
      
Perform_4    Cha    1 =    
+1
      
Perform_5    Cha    1 =    
+1
      
Ride    Dex    3 =    
+3
      
Search    Int    6 =    
+2
   +4    
Sense Motive    Wis    -1 =    
-1
      
Sleight of Hand    Dex*    4 =    
+3
   +1    
Spot    Wis    5 =    
-1
   +4    +2 [whisper gnome]
Survival    Wis    -1 =    
-1
      
Swim    Str**    -1 =    
-1
      
Tumble    Dex*    7 =    
+3
   +4    
Use Magic Device    Cha    2 =    
+1
   +1    
Use Rope    Dex    3 =    
+3
      

* = check penalty for wearing armor

Whisper Gnome:

    * +2 constitution / +2 dexterity / -2 strength / -2 charisma (already included)

    * Stealthy, quiet, generally good-aligned gnomes

    * Low-light vision

    * Darkvision to 60 feet

    * +1 attack bonus vs kobolds and goblinoinds (incl. hobgoblins and bugbears)

    * +4 dodge bonus vs. giant types

    * +4 on hide and move silently checks.

    * +2 on spot and listen checks

    * Silence on self once per day

Fighter:

    * Bonus Feats (already included)

Rogue:

    * Sneak Attack +1d6

    * Trapfinding

    * Evasion (level 2)

    * Trap Sense (level 3)

    * Uncanny Dodge (level 4)

    * Improved Uncanny Dodge (level

    * Special Abilities (choices begin at 10th level)

   Class    HP rolled    
Level 1:    Rogue    6    
Level 2:    Fighter    8    

   
Laughing Calladskor's Equipment:

      19 lb
      2 lb
      1 lb
      _____
      22 lb   Weapons / Armor / Shield (from above)
      Crossbow bolts (quiver of 10) x2
      Thieves' tools

      Total

More about Laughing Calladskor:

      Breaking with tradition Calladskor has decided to make a name for himself through heroic deeds, righting wrongs, and travelling wherever life's path will lead him.

[Neruz]

If i don't say it's magical or masterwork in the loots table, then it's not.

Atch Pee are calculated simply; you have a hit dice which will be a d6 or a d8 or something. When you level up roll one of those dice, add your constitution modifier to the result and that's how many HP you get added to your max (minimum 1).


It's done it for you and rolled a lovely 8, so that means your HP is 6 + 8 + 3 + 3. or 20.

[RAM]

Oh, cool, I dump the shield and use my old heavy wooden one, but get to keep my 8 HP roll instead of using some sort of balanced half of max roll or average or something...
Did anyone else record the chatlog? Mine doesn't keep carriage returns for some reason so I would need to go through the whole thing to get it to a readable state, and I missed some stuff. But if nobody else has a copy I will try to get it up soon.

[Shoruke]

No, I didn't record the chatlog...

But I did get a +1 longsword with water runes on it and the mithral chainmail  (perfect for rogue-ing), plus it's worth a bunch for when I find something better.

[Neruz]

Heh.

[RAM]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

 Welcome to Gametable 2.0.RC7.
Joined game
RAM has joined the session.
The Dungeon Master: Curses
The Dungeon Master: If only you were a spider
Vomu Ad: Hey
The Dungeon Master: Spiders can climb sheer walls easily!
Deadris: I search for a radioactive spider to bite me.
Shneeka: is there something on the wall to throw a rope to?
Deadris rolls Search D: (d20) : [7] = 7
Shneeka: like a flagpole or some such?
The Dungeon Master: This realm appears to lack convenient nuclear power plants to irradiate small spiders
Vomu Ad: Finally managed to get on.
The Dungeon Master: the wall has crenellations too
Deadris: WAIT! I go to the top floor of the tower, and jump onto the wall!
RAM: sigh, I lost my beutiful chalog : (
Deadris rolls Jump: (d20+3) : [18 + 3] = 21
Vomu Ad: So, DM, how should I join this time around?
RAM: did you include your armour check penalty?
Nernas Desolute: back
Deadris: Oh, no. I think that's...-4?
Nernas Desolute rolls All other Knowledges: (d20+1+3) : [14 + 1 + 3] = 18
The Dungeon Master: Deadris makes a valient leap onto the wall, the epicness of the manuver only tainted by the fact that he could have just walked onto the wall.
Nernas Desolute: I use architecture knowledge
The Dungeon Master: It's a wall alright.
Deadris: I look over the other side, and see if there is a switch to lower the gate.
The Dungeon Master: The release mechanism for the gate is probably insidde.
RAM: have we determined that the release is not here?
Vomu Ad: So, how would I join this time around?
Nernas Desolute: You're inside the headquarters
Nernas Desolute: Just come in and join us
Deadris: You're sitting in our kitchen eating shit.
RAM: walk up from the house and ask what we are doing
Deadris: RAM, how do you like your new donkey?
The Dungeon Master: No RAM, you're going to need to search the gate at least twn more times to determine that the release mechanism is probably somewhere inside
The Dungeon Master: ten*
Vomu Ad: I walk out and say hello to everyone
Shneeka rolls Search: (d20+4+4+2) : [1 + 4 + 4 + 2] = 11
Nernas: Oh, hey Vomu.
RAM: *spams search rolls on account of being too out of it to get sarcasm*
Shneeka: ...I got a natural 1 on search, so I guess I'm just looking at the sky for a lever here Laughing
Calladskor: Hi!
Vomu Ad: XD I love the completely ordinary chair. Its very ordinary
The Dungeon Master: A large hand descends from the sky and flicks you off the side of the mountain.
Nernas Desolute rolls searchin': (10d20+6) : [16 + 12 + 10 + 13 + 6 + 4 + 12 + 10 + 10 + 11 + 6] = 110
Shneeka: dewd
The Dungeon Master: so
Vomu Ad: So, what are we trying to do rigt now?
Deadris: Should we go find the wizard?
Nernas: I'm right here
RAM: there are no natural 1s or 20s on skill checks, well, there are, but they don't do anything special...
The Dungeon Master: Nernas is briefly enjoying what it feels like to fall down the side of a very high mountain towards a semi-tropical forest. What're the rest of you doing?
Nernas Desolute: wtf y
Vomu Ad: I'm wondering what eveyrone is doing here.
The Dungeon Master: because i can!
Nernas Desolute:
The Dungeon Master:
Deadris: I search my memory for the location of the nearest town.
Laughing Calladskor: *flies by on a convenience chandelier and catches Nernas*
Nernas Desolute: I constantly die.
The Dungeon Master: You have no idea where you are.
Deadris rolls Knowledge Local: (d20) : [17] = 17
The Dungeon Master: So your memory is of no real use to you here.
Deadris: My memory says otherwise.
 Nernas: Let's go back to the forest!!
The Dungeon Master: Your "I am not an idiot" sense suggests that there is probably a town of some sort near the castle
The Dungeon Master: since, you know, castles tend to be built around towns
Nernas Desolute: sometimes
Deadris: I look of the cliff for signs of it, my guard biting anyone that tries to kick me off.
Nernas Desolute: it could be a fort
Vomu Ad: I doubt it, considering the lack of guards. I would believe,
The Dungeon Master: There's quite alot of forest.
Deadris: So RAM, have you just kind of accepted your new donkey?
RAM: I always had a donkey
Vomu Ad: Hey, ladders!
Deadris: nvm
Deadris: So, I try to spot a town.
Deadris rolls Spot D: (d20) : [4] = 4
Nernas: Pull the mechanism!
Laughing Calladskor: *ties the ladders together using bedding
Nernas: Oh shit!
The Dungeon Master: You spot a large floating reptillian creature.
Vomu Ad: XD
Deadris: XD
The Dungeon Master: It east Nernas
Nernas: AAAGH
The Dungeon Master: eats*
Deadris: I try to spot something else.
Deadris rolls Spot D: (d20) : [3] = 3
The Dungeon Master: And then flies off into the sunset with Nernas in it's mouth
Nernas: Why is it always me?!?
Vomu Ad: XD poor nernas
Laughing Calladskor rolls Skill: Search: (d20+6) : [20 + 6] = 26
The Dungeon Master: Cause you're the wizard
Nernas Desolute:
Deadris: This never happened to Vaarsuvius!
Laughing Calladskor: Is there a mechanism?
The Dungeon Master: You can't see any signs of civilisation in the forest, just forest, the occasional clearing, a hill here and there
The Dungeon Master: Some mountains on the horizon
Vomu Ad: Because he's a wizard, thats not level one
Deadris: Figuring that my eyesight must work at some point, I remain vigilant.
Vomu Ad: So, just wondering, why in the world are we here?
Deadris rolls Spot D: (d20) : [11] = 11
Deadris rolls Spot D: (d20) : [8] = 8
Deadris rolls Spot D: (d20) : [3] = 3
Deadris rolls Spot D: (d20) : [9] = 9
Deadris rolls Spot D: (d20) : [19] = 19
Shneeka: there ya go
The Dungeon Master: The air thinks very hard about your philosophical question.
Laughing Calladskor: to boldly go where no living sould has gone in, well, quite a whiule judging from the corpses...
The Dungeon Master: It eventually answers with "Because", but you lack the ability to talk to air, so it just sounds like wind
Shneeka rolls Search: (d20+4+4+2) : [1 + 4 + 4 + 2] = 11
The Dungeon Master: Calladskor proves he is not an idiot and drops the ladder down the other side of the wall
Shneeka rolls Search: (d20+4+4+2) : [3 + 4 + 4 + 2] = 13
Nernas: Yay.
Deadris: I rolled a 19. Did I find the town yet?
Vomu Ad: I go and try and get over to him
The Dungeon Master: Shneeka proves that he has a rediculous number of bonuses
Shneeka: lol
but: does prove to be an uidiot on account of stranding everyone else at the bottom floor
Shneeka: int, ranks, & elfishness
The Dungeon Master: Deadris desperately tries to violate the laws of causality and make a town spontainiously appear with sheer willpower, but unfortunately he doesn't yet have that ability.
Vomu Ad: Yet.
Shneeka: *climb ladder*
Deadris: The only word I noticed in that sentence was "yet"
Laughing Calladskor: ((I become a god))
Vomu Ad: I climb tthe ladder, then go to the other side
The Dungeon Master: Yes i thought you might.
Laughing Calladskor rolls 1d6: (1d6) : [3] = 3
Laughing Calladskor: ((but fail))
The Dungeon Master: Calladskor ascends to godhood and becomes Godhead Laughing Calladskor. The only action Godhead Laughing Calladskor will now respond to is "Fondly Regard Creation"
Nernas Desolute: lol
Vomu Ad: >D LOOL
Vomu Ad: Its funny because I read that!
Deadris: I'm sorry, what just happened? I was busy being blinded with science
can: we open the door?
RAM: how did the animals get accross?
Shneeka: (dnd noob) can I move diagonally and count it as 5 feet?)
Nernas Desolute: deadris carried them
Deadris: We have ladders! Climbable by HORSES! If a horse can cimb the ladders we obviously don't need the gate.
Nernas Desolute: We have unlimited speed
Shneeka: o.O
Nernas Desolute: Until we're in battle
Deadris: I carried the dog and I taught the horse to climb ladders. Problem solved.
Shneeka: okay, in battle do we count diagonal movements as 5 feet?
Nernas Desolute: 10 I think
RAM: techincally, every second diagonal counts as 10 feet, so the first one counts as 5, and doesn't fal over as often...
The Dungeon Master: The DM decides to just ignore your blatant disregard for the laws of physics. Physics decides to just ignore them too and hopes you will go away if it ignores you hard enough.
Vomu Ad: Ah
Vomu Ad: That worked out well for us
Laughing Calladskor: *clones donkey*
Laughing Calladskor: *mostly fails, and ends up with a double-headed donkey*
The Dungeon Master: Following the path, it soon flattens out to a large plateau. A small fortified gatehouse sits in the side of the cliff-face, a tunnel leading deep into the mountain. The gate has been broken off and lies on the ground, the entire area is covered in thick gray spiderwebs

Deadris: I suggest we scout out the mysteriously phallic tunnel.
Nernas Desolute: whoa what's with the pink phallus
The Dungeon Master: Because you are stupid, you all end up covered in spiderwebs too.
The Dungeon Master: EVERYONE DIES.
Vomu Ad: XD
The Dungeon Master: stop
The Dungeon Master: running
The Dungeon Master: into
The Dungeon Master: places
The Dungeon Master: before
The Dungeon Master: i
The Dungeon Master: describe
The Dungeon Master: them
Vomu Ad: That sucks.
RAM has locked the Map.
Deadris: We
The Dungeon Master: it WILL get you killed eventually
Shneeka: aww
Deadris: wouldn't
Deadris: have
Deadris: this
Deadris: problem
Deadris: if
Deadris: you
Deadris: would
Deadris: stop
Deadris: saying
Deadris: one
Deadris: word
Deadris: per
Deadris: message
Shneeka: hy
The Dungeon Master: Deadris has a heart attack and dies.
Shneeka: po
Shneeka: crite
The Dungeon Master: Happy now?
Deadris: I'll be quiet now.
Shneeka: yus
Vomu Ad: Kinda?
The Dungeon Master: Now i've forgotten what i was doing
Vomu Ad: desribing the mysterious place we're going
Deadris: The mysteriously phallic place.
Shneeka: phaaaaaaaaaaliiiiiiic...
The Dungeon Master: The large pink penis rapes you.
Deadris: Do we get xp if we take it like a man?
The Dungeon Master: Yes.
RAM: only if you are a man...
The Dungeon Master: You can get roleplay XP too
Deadris: I don't do THAT kind of roleplay, you sick bastard.
The Dungeon Master:
Shneeka: *same
Vomu Ad: Wow.
Deadris: So can we go into the big penis building now?
Nernas: Hmm..this area is quite strange..
RAM: so this is what it is like to be infected by 4chan...
Shneeka: must not take that out of context...
Deadris: This party is quite strange.
Nernas: inspects the area closer.
Deadris rolls Search D: (d20) : [17] = 17
Nernas: My god.
Nernas: This place appears to be..
Laughing Calladskor: I look carefully at the spiderwebs
Laughing Calladskor rolls Skill: Spot: (d20+5) : [1 + 5] = 6
Nernas Desolute rolls All other Knowledges: (d20+1+3) : [10 + 1 + 3] = 14
The Dungeon Master: The area is covered in spiderwebs, like some sort of horrible mockery of something not covered in spiderwebs
Nernas Desolute: ABOOYAH
Deadris: I ask the spiders if they are home.
The Dungeon Master: Almost like a gigantic burrowing spider nest with the tunnel as the center of the web
Nernas Desolute: architerctural knowledge checked
The Dungeon Master: This looks like the entrance to that castle thing
Vomu Ad: Wow. I hate spiders
Laughing Calladskor: I charge into the ambush
Shneeka rolls spot: (d20-1+4+2) : [15 - 1 + 4 + 2] = 20
Deadris: Wait a minute. Are you implying that the ruler of this castle is SHELOB?
RAM: in DnD she is known as Lolth
The Dungeon Master: Deadris has another heart attack for trying to trick the DM into handing out free information.
Nernas: Hmm, this is a castle. Judging by these spider webs we might be nearing a spider nest..obviously, this place has been abandoned for a while.
The Dungeon Master: Shneeka, one second, because you spot something
Deadris: And me without a fat halfling companin to slay it when I fuck up royal and get captured.
Shneeka: cool!
Shneeka: "Whoa! I see spiderman!"
Vomu Ad: Oh crud!
Shneeka: or more exactly, A spiderman...
Laughing Calladskor: "Greetings friend!"
Shneeka: make that 2 spidermans
The Dungeon Master: There's some spidery humanoids hiding in the web
Vomu Ad: Uh oh. There's a lot of them. Maybe their friendly?
Nernas Desolute rolls Knowledge: hnr: (d20+1+3+1) : [14 + 1 + 3 + 1] = 19
Nernas Desolute: Nature knowledge check to see what they are
Deadris: They have red-bordered pogs!
They can't be friendly!
The Dungeon Master: They've seen you, but are just sitting half-concealed in the webbing, waiting
Deadris: They fucking SUCK at ambushing.
The Dungeon Master: Deadris has a third heart attack for metagaming AGAIN.
Nernas Desolute: that's a triple bypass deadris
Vomu Ad: Wow. He's laying a bit think on the bigmacs
Shneeka: "What do we do you guys?"
Nernas Desolute: you better be careful
The Dungeon Master: Deadris completely fails to see these spider things btw, because his spot check sucked.
The Dungeon Master: Calladskor meanwhile locates his feet!
Nernas Desolute rolls Skill: Spot: (d20+6) : [20 + 6] = 26
Shneeka: lol
Nernas Desolute: goddammit
Deadris rolls Spot D: (d20) : [3] = 3
The Dungeon Master: Nernas sees tomorrow.
Nernas Desolute: Noice
Shneeka: whoa
RAM: I bring the ladder here and ride the animals magically to the far side of this obstacle
Shneeka: what's the future like?
The Dungeon Master: Deadris notices that he has hands.
The Dungeon Master: It's full of spiders.
Laughing Calladskor rolls Skill: Spot: (d20+5) : [9 + 5] = 14
Nernas Desolute rolls Knowledge: hnr: (d20+1+3+1) : [10 + 1 + 3 + 1] = 15
The Dungeon Master: Nernas knows things. Oh yes.
Deadris rolls Spot Bone: (d20) : [16] = 16
Nernas: These spiderlike humanoids..
 Vomu Ad: What's increases spot checks?
Nernas Desolute: well tell me dammit
The Dungeon Master: They look like someone did something horrible to some Goblins
The Dungeon Master: And by something horrible
Deadris: DAMN YOU SHELOB! DAMN YOUUUUUU
The Dungeon Master: I mean turned them into spider goblins
The Dungeon Master: Deadris finds a bone
The Dungeon Master: But because he is not a dog, he does not chew on it
Deadris: Um... that was my dog's spot check.
The Dungeon Master: it does look inviting though
Deadris rolls Spot Bone: (d20) : [5] = 5
Deadris rolls Spot D: (d20) : [13] = 13

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

The Dungeon Master: Deadris finds a rather nice rock, and his other foot.
Deadris: Hmm. It seems that the die are specifically against me... And my dog got a spot 16, what does he see?
Vomu Ad: So, how do we judge spot checks again?
The Dungeon Master: You have no idea, since dogs can't talk.
The Dungeon Master: He seems to be pretty impressed with something over by the gatehouse though
The Dungeon Master: Probably a bone.
Nernas Desolute: I send Donkius Titanius over to the spider humanoids as a peace offering
Deadris: I look to see what he sees. I'm trying to wean him off bones.
Deadris rolls Spot D: (d20) : [4] = 4
RAM: your dog sees some delicious looking spiderwebs and runs forward to have a meal...
Nernas Desolute rolls Skill: Diplomacy: (d20+1+1) : [9 + 1 + 1] = 11
Vomu Ad: Then dies. Poor dog
Deadris: My dog's had some upgrades. He can take them.
The Dungeon Master: You spy what looks for all the world like a mountain
The Dungeon Master: You are somewhat surprised at this, you never noticed the mountain before.
Deadris: CLEARLOGGING
Deadris: done
Nernas: Calladskor no!
Laughing Calladskor: Greetings friends, we seek passage
The Dungeon Master: btw
The Dungeon Master: Webs
Shneeka: oh deary me
Vomu Ad: I have negotiator on my skills, I may be able to do something
Deadris rolls Diplomacy: (d20-1) : [6 - 1] = 5
Shneeka: do spider humans talk?
Deadris: "WE SEEK TO SLAY YOUR QUEEN!"
Shneeka: if so what language?
Nernas Desolute: What's the difference between diplomacy and negotiating
Nernas Desolute rolls Skill: Diplomacy: (d20+1+1) : [6 + 1 + 1] = 8
Deadris: I don't know, but I suck at both.
RAM: dimplomacy has more bonuses.
The Dungeon Master: The spidery humanoids remain perfectly motionles.
Nernas Desolute: I cover my mouth before I say anything to try and not give myself away
RAM: negotiating usually involves head trauma
Vomu Ad: I just kinda chill, and wait for someone more foolhardy to do something, so I have to stand back and heal them
Vomu Ad: You know, cleric stuff
Laughing Calladskor: *tosses a rock at the webs*
Deadris: That is a very strange rock.
Deadris: OH JESUS
Vomu Ad: XD
The Dungeon Master: As the rock hits the webs, the nearest spider twitches slightly
The Dungeon Master: The DM confiscates your donkey
Vomu Ad: I guess the horse exploded
Nernas: Oh, there's something there
Deadris: I throw Donkius Titanius 2.0 at the webs.
Deadris rolls BASH IT IN! D: (d20+3) : [8 + 3] = 11
The Dungeon Master: He confiscates that one too
RAM: Hey! I didn't move it..
Vomu Ad: Hey, what skills up spot check?
Deadris rolls Spot D: (d20) : [16] = 16
Deadris rolls Spot Bone: (d20) : [4] = 4
The Dungeon Master: Nothing you do will get the horse and donkeys to go any closer to the spider web
RAM: spot
RAM: possibly wisdom
The Dungeon Master: spot is a wis-based skill check
Vomu Ad: Okay. So a d20 plus three for me
magical: items
Nernas Desolute: I throw a wine glass in the center of the four spiders.
Vomu Ad rolls d20: (d20+3) : [19 + 3] = 22
The Dungeon Master: They twitch slightly at the impact, but remain immobile.
Nernas Desolute rolls Ranged Attack: (d20+1) : [5 + 1] = 6
Deadris: Twitching implies motion.
Nernas: We brought drinks for you, want some?
RAM: possibly tools if you can think of a good one, maybe a hat that blocks the glare, you spot more stuff on the ground but miss stuff in the air...
The Dungeon Master: Odd that
Nernas: C'mon out...
Vomu Ad: Soo, did I see anything with my chck?
The Dungeon Master: How they can move and yet not move at the same time.
The Dungeon Master: You can see the spidery humanoids too
Deadris: I shout at the spiders "OY WE SEE YOU IN THERE, YOU GUYS BLOODY SUCK AT AMBUSHING! YOU MIGHT AS WELL COME OUT HERE AND FIGHT!
Vomu Ad: check*
Laughing Calladskor rolls Skill: Spot: (d20+5) : [12 + 5] = 17
The Dungeon Master: You're also fairly sure there's something in the tunnel
Shneeka rolls spot: (d20-1+4+2) : [15 - 1 + 4 + 2] = 20
Deadris rolls Spot D: (d20) : [15] = 15
The Dungeon Master: Deadris still can't see them
Deadris rolls Spot D: (d20) : [15] = 15
Deadris rolls Spot D: (d20) : [1] = 1
Deadris rolls Spot D: (d20) : [11] = 11
Vomu Ad: Anyone got a torch?
Deadris rolls Spot D: (d20) : [5] = 5
Vomu Ad: We could light the webs, flush them out
Shneeka: Oh wait I have this vial of alchemist fire
Nernas Desolute: I got a lantern
Shneeka: liquid, lights on fire on contact with air
Laughing Calladskor: and destroy their home?
Nernas: goes over to the webs and lights them on fire.
The Dungeon Master: Deadris is too busy staring out over the forest desperately trying to will a town into existance to hear your question.
Vomu Ad: Oh hey, I have flint and steel!
Nernas: You asked for it.
The Dungeon Master: The webs sort of melt away as the heat source approaches, but fail to catch fire
The Dungeon Master: The spider things start looking kind of agitated
Deadris: I moon whatever has my companions in such an uproar.
Deadris rolls The Sun Don't Shine Here.: (d20) : [13] = 13
Vomu Ad: Hrrm. I'm not sure we want to adjitate them, but we have to go on
RAM: they don't seem to be araneas so we might survive...
Shneeka: (araneas?)
RAM: humaoid spider-monsters
Vomu Ad: wish the web would light. It might give us the chance to burn them away.
RAM: with magic
Nernas: Maybe...
The Dungeon Master: Roll knowledge nature
Vomu Shneeka: Nernas, you got burning hands?
Nernas Desolute: I search the ground for any sticks
Vomu Ad: Regular d20?
Vomu Ad: with wisdom?
Nernas Desolute rolls Skill: Search: (d20+6) : [20 + 6] = 26
RAM: int
Nernas Desolute: Abooyah
The Dungeon Master: Nernas finds tomorrow.
Vomu Ad: XD
RAM: knowledge nature, trained only, intelligence-based
Shneeka: x.X
Nernas Desolute: I find a machine gun in tomorrow and start firing it wildly at the spiders
RAM: so if you roll well you can get a 10
Shneeka: holy crap, technology advances frickin FAST around here
Deadris rolls Spot D: (d20) : [4] = 4 Vomu Ad rolls d20: (d20) : [16] = 16
RAM: it is more of a metaphorical tomorrow
Nernas Desolute: Ok I find a stick and light it on fire with my lantern
Vomu Ad: I rolled nature
The Dungeon Master: You would like to find things in tomorrow, but first you have to get there.
Shneeka: I search for a stick too...
Shneeka rolls Search: (d20+4+4+2) : [18 + 4 + 4 + 2] = 28
Nernas Desolute: Then I throw my flaming stick at the broken bottle of wine
The Dungeon Master: Shneeka locates a stick.
RAM: also we will have time travel
Vomu Ad: Or is it not a twenty stat?
The Dungeon Master: It's very sticky.
Nernas Desolute rolls Ranged Attack: (d20+1) : [18 + 1] = 19
Deadris: Just light and throw--Wow.
Nernas Desolute: It hits, and it goes on fire
Nernas Desolute: I win
The Dungeon Master: The wine catches fire, the web around it promptly melts away.
The Dungeon Master: The spidery humanoids are sort of shaking a little now
Nernas Desolute: And the spiders don't care?
Shneeka: Nernas, mind if I light my stick on fire from your lantern?
Deadris: Now start lighting the other webs.
Nernas Desolute: woot
Nernas Desolute: I let you light the stick on fire
Shneeka: *lights stick*
Vomu Ad: So, what happened to my knowledge nature roll?
The Dungeon Master: The wine fire doesn't last long, once it burns out one of the humanoids darts over to the gap with inhumand speed and begins spitting out a gooey white substance
Nernas Desolute: what gap
The Dungeon Master: Vomu, you know enough to know that raw spider silk doesn't actually burn, it just sort of melts into a useless goop
The Dungeon Master: the gap in the web
Vomu Ad: Ahh. I see
RAM: Vomu rolled 16, probably has no ranks in nature, so almost certainly got a 10...
Nernas Desolute: oh
Shneeka: why don't we all just use burning sticks to burn the webs ahead of us?
Vomu Ad: I search for a stick to light with my flint and steel
Shneeka: *swings at webs with burning stick*
Deadris: Sure. I search for a stick.
Deadris rolls Search D: (d20) : [9] = 9
Vomu Ad rolls d20: (d20) : [19] = 19
Nernas Desolute: I just put my lantern infront of me.
Nernas Desolute: And use it to burn the webs
Shneeka: ...will that work really?
Vomu Ad: whee. The dice work for meh!
Deadris: I walk beside my companions, guarding them from the spiders.
Shneeka: it seems to me fires stay INSIDE lanterns
Nernas Desolute: It'll melt the webs and the spiders will come over
Nernas Desolute: Ah whatever
Nernas Desolute rolls Skill: Search: (d20+6) : [16 + 6] = 22
Nernas Desolute: whoa thanks another stick
The Dungeon Master: you wave the lantern ineffectually at the web
The Dungeon Master: It gets stuck in the web
Nernas Desolute: I light it on fire and melt the webs stuck to my lantern
Vomu Ad: Hey, DM, what happened to my 19 roll searching for a stick?
Shneeka: I attempt to light the webs near Nernas' lantern with my flaming stick
Laughing Calladskor: *burn out the lantern*

*tune in next week for the exciting conclusion...

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