I keep hitting "modify" instead of "quote." It's discouraging.
CJ1145{2} - "Alfred, raising zombies is easy. Try it!"
{1} - Alfred tries to respond, but his mouth is full of the guard's neck. He only succeeds in gnawing on the guard's spine, and the guard's axis vertebrae somehow finds its way into Alfred's throat, making speaking impossible. Good thing zombies don't need oxygen.
Dragnar{2} - Dragnar takes a few oddly shaped pieces out of his box to fiddle with, but the fishhook wound in his finger bothers him slightly, making him mess up. He gets discouraged when a passing student laughs at his feeble attempts.
"Unable to neutralize threat: Primary weapons system requires disabled locomotion module." The student laughs harder.
Discouraged! -1 to Mini-Mech upgrades/repairs next turn!SHAD0Wdump{5} - Generic guy #1 learns to hover with pulses of weak(compared to his standard) sneezes.
New ability gained! Learned to hover with devastating sneezes!+2 Devastating Sneezer! Devastating Sneezer gained!Realmfighter{4} - Ragnar attempts to gain an audience with the War-King, but is blocked by a guard. After trying to convince the guard to let him in to war the War-King of the threat that necromancers pose, the guard chuckles.
"He already knows. That's why all necromancy and related fields of magic are banned within the kingdom. Now begone."
Necromancy and Anti-Necromancy are now banned! Guards will attack anyone caught doing necromancy on sight!Apostolic Nihilist{4} - "So, how can I help with the cause?"
The man who seems to be the leader grins mirthlessly. "Minster of Trade Gaius has been recently elected. He is heavily disinclined to allow any major commerce not personally sanctioned by him. The only people he sanctions are his friends and supporters. Garner support for our cause by killing him, and leave this by his body. Jul will assist you, and ensure you don't do anything funny." The man hands Guy a brass feather. A perfectly average looking man in peasant clothing steps forward and blindfolds Guy. They return to the surface.
Jul stands behind Guy, blending in with the crowd.
Brass feather gained!Minion gained: Jul!Bleeding worsens! Heavy Bleeding gained!Flintus10{2} - Flint continues onwards, into the tower. He trips over a loose rock, which hits a stone in the wall. The door closes behind the adventurers, and they are unable to open it again. They look at Flint darkly.
RandomNumberGenerator{3} - The door seems to have been reinforced to withstand telekinetic blasts. Fortunately, the executioner seems to be running late.
StatusStatus:
Good
Skills:
Novice Anti-Necromancer [1/4]
Dabbling Meek Conversationalist [1/2]
Dabbling Strutter [1/2]
Inventory:
Bronze axe(wielded), commoner clothes stained black with ash(worn), unidentified parchment(carried)
Minions:
Pizza delivery boy - armed with pointy stick
Skills:
Dabbling Anti-Necromancer [0/2]
Status:
Good
Skills:
Novice Necromancer [3/4]
Dabbling Doctor [1/2]
Inventory:
Stick with a cheap gem embedded on top(wielded), commoner clothes stained reddish with berry juice(worn), unidentified parchment(carried), needle & thread(carried)
Minions:
Alfred - Intelligent(?) zombie that looks like a human. Jaws embedded in a dead guard. Mute.
4 zombies - good condition
Status:
Good
Skills:
Dabbling Gambler [1/2]
Novice Rabble Rouser [0/4]
Devastating Sneezer [1/6]
Abilities:
Can hover with devastating sneezes
Inventory:
Standard clothing(worn), a bag full of wooden dice(tied to belt), and a pair of cleats(carried)
Status:
Good
Skills:
Dabbling healer [0/2]
Inventory:
Iron dagger(carried), bronze short sword(wielded), a black silk cloak (worn), 3 smoke bombs, bloody arrow (carried).
Status:
Heavily Bleeding
Richport guards hate him
Skills:
Novice Richport Loremaster [0/4]
Dabbling Persuader [0/2]
Inventory:
Leather gloves(worn), black cloak(worn), rusty nail covered in blood(worn), hammer(wielded), brass feather (carried).
Minions:
Jul - ?
Status:
Discouraged (-1 to mini-mech upgades next turn)
Skills:
Novice Steampunk Mechanic [0/4]
Dabbling Magi-Tech Engineer [0/2]
Inventory:
Schrodinger's box of stuff(carried), simple clothing(worn)
Minions:
Intelligent steam powered doll action figure.
Status: Immobile
Status:
Broken right index finger! -1 to actions requiring both hands!
To be executed next turn. Probably.
Skills:
Novice Manipulator [0/4]
Inventory:
Bronze scimitar(wielded), bronze buckler(worn), traveler's clothes(worn), psychology book(carried), social skills book(carried)