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Author Topic: Hope to Dodge - Turn 43. END.  (Read 21612 times)

Flintus10

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Re: Hope to Dodge - Turn 38. Somebody needs mental help.
« Reply #390 on: January 26, 2010, 11:03:41 pm »

Try to block out the phsychological scaring perhaps storing it to be released on the next enemy to cross my path.
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Re: Hope to Dodge - Turn 38. Somebody needs mental help.
« Reply #391 on: January 27, 2010, 01:54:05 am »

Loot Glod's equipment.
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Re: Hope to Dodge - Turn 39. YASD.
« Reply #392 on: January 27, 2010, 03:48:31 pm »

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{2-1=1} - Ragnar begins casting a spell, but, with all the pseudo-Latin chanting filling his head, he keeps saying the wrong words, and doesn't think he can get any distance on his spell. A voice at the back of his head strongly suggests against raising a volcano into a small room while he's in it, but {2} he swats it and it goes away. He finishes summoning the volcano into the room he is in successfully. Unfortunately, the floor is replaced by a gaping hole. He falls and is incinerated instantly.
(Sorry. I said insane actions would be more likely to end in death at the beginning. Dragnar's lucky he didn't roll low.)

CJ1145
{4} - Optimus Prime pulls out a snazzy air guitar, and plays a rockin' tune. He thinks he sees the other autobots playing with him, and doesn't even consider how they can fit into the room.

Dragnar
{5} - Dragnar goes on a quest to recover the legendary Majora's Mask. After a long quest, he finds himself inside the moon, of all places. He decapitates the skull kid and convinces the mask that he is a better host. The mask apparently agrees, and Dragnar is now standing where he was before, holding Majora's Mask. A Mask salesman looks at him happily from behind a door, but he looks incapable of leaving his building.

Flintus10
{2-1=1} Flint tries to mentally purge his psyche of harm. It sorta works, but now he's an amnesiac that can't remember anything.
All skills lost!

RandomNumberGenerator
{2} - Lithoniel looks down at where Glod was, but only sees badly scorched ground. She doesn't think she will be able to find Glod's corpse, or his equipment on this plane.

Quote from: CJ1145([s
Richard[/s] No, he's Optimus Prime)]
Status:
Good
Psychologically broken: Convinced to be Optimus Prime!

Skills:
Competent Necromancer [4/8]
Novice Doctor [0/4]
Dabbling Richport Loremaster [1/2]
Dabbling Staff Fighter [1/4]
Dabbling Natural Weapons [1/2]
Dabbling Time Mage [1/2]
Dabbling Fire Mage [1/2]
Novice Enchanter [0/4]

Inventory:
Stick with a cheap gem embedded on top(dropped), commoner clothes stained reddish with berry juice(worn), unidentified parchment(carried), needle & thread(carried)

Minions:
Alfred - Intelligent(?) zombie-lich. Foot stuck in throat. Inconvenienced by a sword.

Quote from: Flintus10(Flint)
Status:
Good
Amnesiac

Skills:
Dabbling healer [0/2]
Dabbling Trap Lore [1/2]
Rop Usr [0/6]
Dabbling Pugilist [0/2]
Dabbling Duel Wielder [1/2]
Dabbling Liar [0/2]
Novice Listener [0/4]
Novice Scout [0/4]
Leader [3/6]
Novice Navigator [0/4]
Novice Repairman [0/4]


Inventory:
Iron dagger(carried), bronze short sword(wielded), a black silk cloak (worn), 3 smoke bombs, bloody arrow (carried), +1 rope and grappling hook, magic wand, thieves' guild license.

Quote from: Dragnar
Status:
Wounded
Slightly Bleeding
Soul Slightly Corrupted - ?

Skills:
Steampunk Mechanic [4/6]
Competent Magi-Tech Engineer [0/8]
Dabbling Robot Commander [1/2]
Novic Running Away[0/4]
Dabbling Commandeerer [1/2]
Novice Healer [0/4]
Novice Gunner [0/4]
Novice Fierce Deity's Mask User [1/4]

Inventory:
Schrodinger's box of stuff(carried), simple clothing(worn), Element gun [0/3], Small First-aid kit, Fierce Deity's Mask, Majora's Mask.

Minions:
Intelligent steam powered mini-mech.
Status: Good
Upgrades: Spider legs - Mobility, mini flame cannon [1/5], greater efficiency
Mech
Status: Unoccupied
All systems nominal
2x Gatling guns [100/240]
2x Cannons [2/12]
1x Magic Launcher [1/4]

Quote from: RandomNumberGenerator(Lithoniel)
Status:
Wanted in Richport for murder, evading arrest, using psychic powers, and massively devastating the city. Possibly.
Good

Skills:
Novice Manipulator [0/4]
Dabbling Mind Controller [1/2]
Novice Mind Reader [0/4]
Novice Looter [0/4]
Dabbling Stealth [0/2]
Dabbling Healer [1/2]
Dabbling Alchemy [1/2]
Novice Meditation [0/4]
Competent Telekinetic Artist [6/8]

Abilities:
Soul/Body separation
Touch of Glod

Inventory:
Bronze scimitar(wielded), bronze buckler(worn), traveler's clothes(worn), psychology book(carried), social skills book(carried), several days worth of rations(carried), purse with 76 gold(carried).
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Re: Hope to Dodge - Turn 39. YASD.
« Reply #393 on: January 27, 2010, 04:00:19 pm »

Wait a minute... My fingers are... squishing against the keys? This is all wrong! I need to be a Transformer, not some squishy human!

Transfer my soul into Optimus Prime.
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Re: Hope to Dodge - Turn 39. YASD.
« Reply #394 on: January 27, 2010, 05:21:34 pm »

(Sorry. I said insane actions would be more likely to end in death at the beginning. Dragnar's lucky he didn't roll low.)
If I'm gonna die, it's gonna be big and flashy!

I will don first majora's mask, then the fierce deity mask, then use the surely god-like powers I attain to determine what has happened to my mini-mech.
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Re: Hope to Dodge - Turn 39. YASD.
« Reply #395 on: January 27, 2010, 06:30:09 pm »

Well that's never good...Go on a journey of self discovery and see if I can find a new set of skills tucked away in my mind.
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Re: Hope to Dodge - Turn 39. YASD.
« Reply #396 on: January 27, 2010, 07:52:36 pm »


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{2} - Lithoniel looks down at where Glod was, but only sees badly scorched ground. She doesn't think she will be able to find Glod's corpse, or his equipment on this plane.

What plane? I thought I was still in richport?

Ehh... Meditate Deeply
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Re: Hope to Dodge - Turn 39. YASD.
« Reply #397 on: January 27, 2010, 08:01:57 pm »

You are still in Richport, but the body is no longer on this plane.
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Re: Hope to Dodge - Turn 39. YASD.
« Reply #398 on: January 28, 2010, 12:08:55 am »

You are still in Richport, but the body is no longer on this plane.
Oh. Did Extremus recall it or something?
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Re: Hope to Dodge - Turn 40. Was that supposed to happen?
« Reply #399 on: January 29, 2010, 07:21:49 pm »

CJ1145
{5} - Richard, noticing that he's not Optimus Prime, realizes that he's been tricked! He attempts to transfer his soul into Optimus Prime's body, but he cannot find Optimus Prime's body on this plane. Failing that, he turns into a human-sized Optimus Prime clone.
Humanity lost!

Dragnar
{3} - Dragnar stacks his masks, and tries to wear both simultaneously. Their powers appear to cancel out, and nothing happens. Dragnar decides that, knowing the Mini-Mech, it's trying desperately hard to return to him.
{6} (Minion) - Oh, hey, there it is now! Right in front of that Large Hole in the Space-Time Continuum. Nothing to worry about, I'm sure it's fine. Probably.

Flintus10
{2} - Flint gets distracted from his inner journey by watching the mini-mech use the pillars to Tear a Large Hole in the Space-Time Continuum. Understandable.

RandomNumberGenerator
{2} - Lithoniel tries to meditate, but something she can't quite place is distracting her. She looks at where Glod was, and decided that his corpse was indeed most likely recalled to Extremus.

Quote from: CJ1145([s
Richard[/s] No, he's Optimus Prime)]
Status:
Good
Is a human-sized Optimus Prime clone

Skills:
Competent Necromancer [4/8]
Novice Doctor [0/4]
Dabbling Richport Loremaster [1/2]
Dabbling Staff Fighter [1/4]
Dabbling Natural Weapons [1/2]
Dabbling Time Mage [1/2]
Dabbling Fire Mage [1/2]
Novice Enchanter [0/4]

Inventory:
Stick with a cheap gem embedded on top(dropped), commoner clothes stained reddish with berry juice(worn), unidentified parchment(carried), needle & thread(carried)

Minions:
Alfred - Intelligent(?) zombie-lich. Foot stuck in throat. Inconvenienced by a sword.

Quote from: Flintus10(Flint)
Status:
Good
Amnesiac

Skills:
Dabbling healer [0/2]
Dabbling Trap Lore [1/2]
Rop Usr [0/6]
Dabbling Pugilist [0/2]
Dabbling Duel Wielder [1/2]
Dabbling Liar [0/2]
Novice Listener [0/4]
Novice Scout [0/4]
Leader [3/6]
Novice Navigator [0/4]
Novice Repairman [0/4]


Inventory:
Iron dagger(carried), bronze short sword(wielded), a black silk cloak (worn), 3 smoke bombs, bloody arrow (carried), +1 rope and grappling hook, magic wand, thieves' guild license.

Quote from: Dragnar
Status:
Wounded
Slightly Bleeding
Soul Slightly Corrupted - ?

Skills:
Steampunk Mechanic [4/6]
Competent Magi-Tech Engineer [0/8]
Dabbling Robot Commander [1/2]
Novic Running Away[0/4]
Dabbling Commandeerer [1/2]
Novice Healer [0/4]
Novice Gunner [0/4]
Novice Fierce Deity's Mask User [1/4]

Inventory:
Schrodinger's box of stuff(carried), simple clothing(worn), Element gun [0/3], Small First-aid kit, Fierce Deity's Mask, Majora's Mask.

Minions:
Intelligent steam powered mini-mech.
Status: Good
Upgrades: Spider legs - Mobility, mini flame cannon [1/5], greater efficiency
Mech
Status: Unoccupied
All systems nominal
2x Gatling guns [100/240]
2x Cannons [2/12]
1x Magic Launcher [1/4]

Quote from: RandomNumberGenerator(Lithoniel)
Status:
Wanted in Richport for murder, evading arrest, using psychic powers, and massively devastating the city. Possibly.
Good

Skills:
Novice Manipulator [0/4]
Dabbling Mind Controller [1/2]
Novice Mind Reader [0/4]
Novice Looter [0/4]
Dabbling Stealth [0/2]
Dabbling Healer [1/2]
Dabbling Alchemy [1/2]
Novice Meditation [0/4]
Competent Telekinetic Artist [6/8]

Abilities:
Soul/Body separation
Touch of Glod

Inventory:
Bronze scimitar(wielded), bronze buckler(worn), traveler's clothes(worn), psychology book(carried), social skills book(carried), several days worth of rations(carried), purse with 76 gold(carried).
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Re: Hope to Dodge - Turn 40. Was that supposed to happen?
« Reply #400 on: January 29, 2010, 09:00:30 pm »

"At last! Autobots! Transform and ROLL OUT!"

Create some Autobots, roll out with them.
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Re: Hope to Dodge - Turn 40. Was that supposed to happen?
« Reply #401 on: January 29, 2010, 09:54:30 pm »

Throw the fierce deity mask into the hole. I shall use the elven evil contained within to destroy both it and the hole.
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Re: Hope to Dodge - Turn 40. Was that supposed to happen?
« Reply #402 on: January 29, 2010, 11:40:47 pm »

Use my superior mental powers to outgrow the need for a physical body, transforming into a supersentient entity.

If Richard can turn into Optimus Prime, I should be able to do this. Assuming I roll good.
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Re: Hope to Dodge - Turn 40. Was that supposed to happen?
« Reply #403 on: January 30, 2010, 03:43:20 am »

Become the tear in the space time continuum!
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Re: Hope to Dodge - Turn 41. In which the players break everything.
« Reply #404 on: January 31, 2010, 07:19:12 pm »

CJ1145
{5} - Optimus Prime constructs three autobot minions from nothingness. They don't seem to have any personality, unfortunately. They do transform into racecars, and roll out into the hallway.

Dragnar
{4} - Dragnar sacrifices the fierce deity mask to destroy the hole. He senses that an artifact of great evil has been destroyed. He senses that he could probably have found a better use for that.
Soul Redeemed!

RandomNumberGenerator
{5} - Lithoniel meditates. She decides to outgrow the need for a physical body, becoming a super-sentient psionic manifestation. She contemplates the area where the other PCs are. They are in Extremus' entry-chamber. The pillars at the far end were for opening exit portals, but they probably will not work now that the Space-Time Continuum is torn. Through the door at the other end is Extremus' throne room. There are two guards there, and Extremus himself. Glod's corpse is there, completely dead. He would normally be helping to guard Extremus. Lithoniel suspects that Extremus is the cause of much suffering, and must be destroyed if the high-elves are to ever become extinct.

Flintus10
{5} -
...
...
...
Flint is now the tear in the Space-Time Continuum.

Quote from: CJ114(Optimus Prime)
Status:
Good
Is a human-sized Optimus Prime clone

Skills:
Competent Necromancer [4/8]
Novice Doctor [0/4]
Dabbling Richport Loremaster [1/2]
Dabbling Staff Fighter [1/4]
Dabbling Natural Weapons [1/2]
Dabbling Time Mage [1/2]
Dabbling Fire Mage [1/2]
Novice Enchanter [0/4]

Inventory:
Stick with a cheap gem embedded on top(dropped), commoner clothes stained reddish with berry juice(worn), unidentified parchment(carried), needle & thread(carried)

Minions:
Alfred - Intelligent(?) zombie-lich. Foot stuck in throat. Inconvenienced by a sword.
3 Autobots

Quote from: Flintus10(Flint)
Status:
Good
Amnesiac
Is a tear in the Space-Time Continuum

Skills:
Dabbling healer [0/2]
Dabbling Trap Lore [1/2]
Rop Usr [0/6]
Dabbling Pugilist [0/2]
Dabbling Duel Wielder [1/2]
Dabbling Liar [0/2]
Novice Listener [0/4]
Novice Scout [0/4]
Leader [3/6]
Novice Navigator [0/4]
Novice Repairman [0/4]


Inventory:
Iron dagger(carried), bronze short sword(wielded), a black silk cloak (worn), 3 smoke bombs, bloody arrow (carried), +1 rope and grappling hook, magic wand, thieves' guild license.

Quote from: Dragnar
Status:
Wounded
Slightly Bleeding

Skills:
Steampunk Mechanic [4/6]
Competent Magi-Tech Engineer [0/8]
Dabbling Robot Commander [1/2]
Novic Running Away[0/4]
Dabbling Commandeerer [1/2]
Novice Healer [0/4]
Novice Gunner [0/4]
Novice Fierce Deity's Mask User [1/4]

Inventory:
Schrodinger's box of stuff(carried), simple clothing(worn), Element gun [0/3], Small First-aid kit, Majora's Mask.

Minions:
Intelligent steam powered mini-mech.
Status: Good
Upgrades: Spider legs - Mobility, mini flame cannon [1/5], greater efficiency
Mech
Status: Unoccupied
All systems nominal
2x Gatling guns [100/240]
2x Cannons [2/12]
1x Magic Launcher [1/4]

Quote from: RandomNumberGenerator(Lithoniel)
Status:
Wanted in Richport for murder, evading arrest, using psychic powers, and massively devastating the city. Possibly.
Good
Is a super-sentient psionic manifestation.

Skills:
Novice Manipulator [0/4]
Dabbling Mind Controller [1/2]
Novice Mind Reader [0/4]
Novice Looter [0/4]
Dabbling Stealth [0/2]
Dabbling Healer [1/2]
Dabbling Alchemy [1/2]
Novice Meditation [0/4]
Competent Telekinetic Artist [6/8]

Abilities:
Soul/Body separation
Touch of Glod

Inventory:
Bronze scimitar(wielded), bronze buckler(worn), traveler's clothes(worn), psychology book(carried), social skills book(carried), several days worth of rations(carried), purse with 76 gold(carried).
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