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[Realmfighter]

Use my necro powers to destroy the zombies

[SHAD0Wdump]

I now create a magnetic tension between the moon and whatever-the-hell-this-planet-is-called. With space magic of course.

[RandomNumberGenerator]

Break out of the orb.

[dragnar]

I shat defeat this foe... With Logic!!!

I argue that a paladin is by definition lawful good and therefore, he, an evil paladin, cannot exist. If he is lawful good I apologize profusely for my mistake, and vow to serve him.

[Flintus10]

Sail back to richport and loot and pillage some more weapons and armor.

[Nirur Torir]

{4} - The sky remains non-red and non-firey.

Realmfighter
{2+2=4} - Ragnar destroys the hostile zombies utterly.
+2 Anti-Necromancy! Master Anti-Necromancer gained!

SHAD0Wdump
{5+1=6} - Generic guy #1 begins chanting. Soon, the moon grows a malevolent looking face. 72 undefined time units remain until it collides directly with Clock Town Richport!
+2 Space Magic!

RandomNumberGenerator
{5-1=4} - Lithoniel is overcome by feelings of warmpth and a desire for sleep. Eternal rest at last, yes .... Then, she remembers her childhood. The laughs and jeers of the other children her age. Filled with a sudden rage, she attacks the wall of the orb! It falls from the holster that Philippe had it in, shattering on the ground! She is freed, and is jarred back into her body. There is a small bird on her left leg. It chirps.

Dragnar
{1 vs 1} - "Paladins must be lawful good! You are Evil, and do not exist!"
Philippe looks at him, momentarily perplexed. "First, I am chaotic neutral, as is Extremus. Second, I haven't the slightest idea where you got that from. The Dragons and Dungeons rulebook (3.6c) clearly states that a paladin is whatever alignment his god is. Third, such rules do not apply to reality."
{4} (Mini-Mech) - The Mini-Mech successfully found a power source it can get to! It plugs it into the mech somehow!

Flintus10
{1} - Flint takes a short cut across the open water. He finds his fleet in a hurricane. The ships take damage, and he no longer knows which way shore is in.

CJ1145
{6, AI} - A small oasis is found, but the necromancer remains lost.

NPCs:
{6+1=6} (Philippe, Arch-Paladin of Extremus [1/?]) - He begins throwing fireballs at random townspeople. They burn.

Other:
65 undefined time units remain until the moon collides with Richport!

Status

Status:
Great!
Linked to Hulking Monstrosity
Tired

Skills:
Master Anti-Necromancer [0/15]
Dabbling Meek Conversationalist [1/2]
Dabbling Strutter [1/2]
Dabbling Persuader [1/2]
Novice OOC Knowledge User [0/4]
Competent Axeman [0/8]
Dabbling Healer [0/2]

Abilities:
Summon/Unsummon Hulking Monstrosity as a free action!

Inventory:
Bronze axe(wielded), commoner clothes stained black with ash(worn)

Minions:
Hulking Monstrosity
Lich - Necromancer. Prone, light injuries.
    4 zombies

Status:
Great!

Skills:
Competent Necromancer [4/8]
Novice Doctor [0/4]
Dabbling Richport Loremaster [1/2]
Dabbling Staff Fighter [1/4]
Dabbling Natural Weapons [1/2]

Inventory:
Stick with a cheap gem embedded on top(dropped), commoner clothes stained reddish with berry juice(worn), unidentified parchment(carried), needle & thread(carried)

Minions:
Alfred - Intelligent(?) zombie-lich. Foot stuck in throat. Inconvenienced by a sword.
7 zombies

Status:
Scared

Skills:
Dabbling Gambler [1/2]
Novice Rabble Rouser [0/4]
Competent Devastating Sneezer [4/8]
Dabbling Lander [0/2]
Dabbling Healer [1/2]
Novice Diplomat [0/4]
Dabbling Evil Magic [1/2]
Dabbling Ladrship [0/2]
Dabbling Navigation [1/2]
Novice Space Mage [2/4]

Abilities:
Can hover with devastating sneezes

Inventory:
Standard clothing(worn), a bag of fifteen wooden dice(tied to belt), and a pair of cleats(worn)

Status:
Healthy

Skills:
Dabbling healer [0/2]
Dabbling Trap Lore [1/2]
Rop Usr [0/6]
Dabbling Pugilist [0/2]
Dabbling Duel Wielder [1/2]
Dabbling Liar [0/2]
Novice Listener [0/4]
Novice Scout [0/4]
Leader [0/6]
Navigator [0/4]

Inventory:
Iron dagger(carried), bronze short sword(wielded), a black silk cloak (worn), 3 smoke bombs, bloody arrow (carried), +1 rope and grappling hook, magic wand, thieves' guild license.

Armada:
Sloop (flagship):
Status:
Fair
In a hurricane
Cargohold filld with rum.

Weapons:
2x port ballista
2x starboard ballista

Supplies:
20 ballista bolts
Plentiful food and water

Crew:
Disorganized Sailors [0/12]

Merchant galleon:
Barely floating

3 damaged fishing boats

Status:
Fear: -1 to actions
Covered in 1st degree burns

Skills:
Steampunk Mechanic [3/6]
Competent Magi-Tech Engineer [0/8]
Dabbling Robot Commander [1/2]
Novic Running Away[0/4]
Dabbling Commandeerer [1/2]
Novice Healer [0/4]
Novice Gunner [0/4]

Inventory:
Schrodinger's box of stuff(carried), simple clothing(worn), Element gun [2/3], Small First-aid kit.

Minions:
Intelligent steam powered mini-mech.
Status: Good
Upgrades: Spider legs - Mobility, mini flame cannon [2/5], greater efficiency
Mech
Status: Unpiloted.
Ready to go
2x Gatling guns [140/240]
2x Cannons [2/12]
1x Magic Launcher [0/4]

Status:
Wanted in Richport for murder, evading arrest, using psychic powers, and massively devastating the city. Possibly.
Good

Skills:
Novice Manipulator [0/4]
Dabbling Mind Controller [1/2]
Novice Mind Reader [0/4]
Novice Looter [0/4]
Dabbling Stealth [0/2]
Dabbling Healer [1/2]
Dabbling Alchemy [1/2]
Novice Meditation [0/4]
Competent Telekinetic Artist [1/8]

Abilities:
Soul/Body separation

Inventory:
Bronze scimitar(wielded), bronze buckler(worn), traveler's clothes(worn), psychology book(carried), social skills book(carried), several days worth of rations(carried), purse with 76 gold(carried).

[SHAD0Wdump]

Wait up...

The moon now has a face...

I'm aware this in no way means the moon is now sentient or anything like that, however...

Talk to the moon!

[Realmfighter]

The moon is dead, therefore i can make it undead!

Turn the moon into a zombie!

[Nirur Torir]

You know I love you guys, right? (In a perfectly manly way that will not result in a warning, muting, suspension, or ban. Sorta like the way I love whipped cream.)

[RandomNumberGenerator]

Pray to Mildus.

[dragnar]

Hmm... My 3.5 rulebook says that a paladin doesn't even need to serve a god, but has to uphold the principles of justice and maintain a lawful good alignment, must have been changed. Also, if he is chaotic neutral, why are all of his actions so far evil, shouldn't it be random?

Sounds FUN! I convert to the church of Extremus and humbly ask for an exciting quest to prove my devotion.

[Nirur Torir]

Ah, It's free knowledge since it references an earlier forum game..

"Why yes! You can learn much here! My name is Andy, and I'm the priest of the Trombly chapter of the Church of Extremus. As you probably know, Extremus is the god of EXCITEMENT! Extremus hates boring people and situations, and is known for setting fires to SPICE UP our boring lives. Unfortunately, Extremus is not a very popular god BECAUSE he starts so many fires, and so if you really want to get in touch with him, you should visit Fort Lamar where a gladiatorial arena exists, dedicated solely to provide exciting things for Extremus to watch."

Some time later in the thread he burns a PC for setting a peasant on fire instead of juggling. He's not really evil.

[Flintus10]

Repair the ships! and Have somebody look for land.

[CJ1145]

Tell the zombies to set up shop at the Oasis. Have Alfred do some scouting to find the nearest settlement. I shall go hunting to kill anything that I could make a water bottle out of.

[Nirur Torir]

{5} - The GM gets tired of trying to turn the sky red and throw fireballs randomly. Besides, Generic guy #1 already started the doomsday counter. Oh, and Night 1 is almost over. The peasants who are not on fire wake up to see the moon hurtling towards them and run around screaming like people who are facing certain doom always do. Philippe seems mildly perturbed by them not fearing him.

SHAD0Wdump
{4+1=5} - Generic guy #1 begins talking to the moon. It winks at him. Perhaps it is listening?
+3 Diplomacy!

Realmfighter
{6+2=6} - Ragnar the barbarian unleashes a massive amount of energy to animate the moon as a zombie. Since the moon is winking, and clearly not dead, the second moon is animated instead. Since Ragnar has no more minion limit, the zombie-moon is a rogue zombie-moon, under the command of nobody.
+2 Anti-Necromancy!

RandomNumberGenerator
{1} - Lithoniel prays to Mildus, and is rewarded with the Touch of Glod! Everything she touches will probably be turned into a sober and probably-hostile dwarf!
Ability gained: Touch of Glod!

Dragnar
{2-1=1 vs 1} - "I want to be on Extremus' side too!" Philippe doesn't even hear Dragnar.
{3} (Mini-Mech) - The mini-mech guards the powered up mech, protecting it from looters.

Flintus10
{6} (Find land) - One of the fishermen notices land, but it is only a small island.
{5} - By deforesting the island, Flint and his crew patch up the remaining ships somewhat. It's not pretty, but it'll work.
+3 Repairs! Novice Repairman gained!

CJ1145
{6} (Zombies) - The zombies open up a store, selling oasis plants. Probably. Okay, so they just stand around staring at an out of place saguaro cactus.
{4} (Alfred) - Alfred goes on his way. He will be back next turn, unless he gets a {1}.
{2} - Richard nearly gets lost, but manages to find his way back. He found nothing.

NPCs:
{4 vs 6} (Philippe, Arch-Paladin of Extremus [2/?]) - Philippe gets bored and drops a house on Dragnar. Dragnar dodges out of the way, and some rubble lands on Philippe's foot.

Zombie Moon!

Other:
60 undefined time units remain until the moon collides with Richport!

Status

Status:
Great!
Linked to Hulking Monstrosity
Tired

Skills:
Master Anti-Necromancer [2/15]
Dabbling Meek Conversationalist [1/2]
Dabbling Strutter [1/2]
Dabbling Persuader [1/2]
Novice OOC Knowledge User [0/4]
Competent Axeman [0/8]
Dabbling Healer [0/2]

Abilities:
Summon/Unsummon Hulking Monstrosity as a free action!

Inventory:
Bronze axe(wielded), commoner clothes stained black with ash(worn)

Minions:
Hulking Monstrosity
Lich - Necromancer. Prone, light injuries.
    4 zombies

Status:
Great!

Skills:
Competent Necromancer [4/8]
Novice Doctor [0/4]
Dabbling Richport Loremaster [1/2]
Dabbling Staff Fighter [1/4]
Dabbling Natural Weapons [1/2]

Inventory:
Stick with a cheap gem embedded on top(dropped), commoner clothes stained reddish with berry juice(worn), unidentified parchment(carried), needle & thread(carried)

Minions:
Alfred - Intelligent(?) zombie-lich. Foot stuck in throat. Inconvenienced by a sword.
7 zombies

Status:
Scared

Skills:
Dabbling Gambler [1/2]
Novice Rabble Rouser [0/4]
Competent Devastating Sneezer [4/8]
Dabbling Lander [0/2]
Dabbling Healer [1/2]
Novice Diplomat [3/4]
Dabbling Evil Magic [1/2]
Dabbling Ladrship [0/2]
Dabbling Navigation [1/2]
Novice Space Mage [2/4]

Abilities:
Can hover with devastating sneezes

Inventory:
Standard clothing(worn), a bag of fifteen wooden dice(tied to belt), and a pair of cleats(worn)

Status:
Healthy

Skills:
Dabbling healer [0/2]
Dabbling Trap Lore [1/2]
Rop Usr [0/6]
Dabbling Pugilist [0/2]
Dabbling Duel Wielder [1/2]
Dabbling Liar [0/2]
Novice Listener [0/4]
Novice Scout [0/4]
Leader [0/6]
Novice Navigator [0/4]
Novice Repairman [0/4]

Inventory:
Iron dagger(carried), bronze short sword(wielded), a black silk cloak (worn), 3 smoke bombs, bloody arrow (carried), +1 rope and grappling hook, magic wand, thieves' guild license.

Armada:
Sloop (flagship):
Status:
Good
In a hurricane
Cargohold filld with rum.

Weapons:
2x port ballista
2x starboard ballista

Supplies:
20 ballista bolts
Plentiful food and water

Crew:
Disorganized Sailors [0/12]

Merchant galleon:
Fairly bad

3 slightly damaged fishing boats

Status:
Fear: -1 to actions
Covered in 1st degree burns

Skills:
Steampunk Mechanic [3/6]
Competent Magi-Tech Engineer [0/8]
Dabbling Robot Commander [1/2]
Novic Running Away[0/4]
Dabbling Commandeerer [1/2]
Novice Healer [0/4]
Novice Gunner [0/4]

Inventory:
Schrodinger's box of stuff(carried), simple clothing(worn), Element gun [2/3], Small First-aid kit.

Minions:
Intelligent steam powered mini-mech.
Status: Good
Upgrades: Spider legs - Mobility, mini flame cannon [2/5], greater efficiency
Mech
Status: Unpiloted.
Ready to go
2x Gatling guns [140/240]
2x Cannons [2/12]
1x Magic Launcher [0/4]

Status:
Wanted in Richport for murder, evading arrest, using psychic powers, and massively devastating the city. Possibly.
Good

Skills:
Novice Manipulator [0/4]
Dabbling Mind Controller [1/2]
Novice Mind Reader [0/4]
Novice Looter [0/4]
Dabbling Stealth [0/2]
Dabbling Healer [1/2]
Dabbling Alchemy [1/2]
Novice Meditation [0/4]
Competent Telekinetic Artist [1/8]

Abilities:
Soul/Body separation
Touch of Glod

Inventory:
Bronze scimitar(wielded), bronze buckler(worn), traveler's clothes(worn), psychology book(carried), social skills book(carried), several days worth of rations(carried), purse with 76 gold(carried).